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E-Bombs: Technology Update

vaderhelmet writes "'In these media-fueled times, when war is a television spectacle and wiping out large numbers of civilians is generally frowned upon, the perfect weapon would literally stop an enemy in his tracks, yet harm neither hide nor hair. Such a weapon might shut down telecommunications networks, disrupt power supplies, and fry an adversary's countless computers and electronic gadgets, yet still leave buildings, bridges, and highways intact. It would strike with precision, in an instant, and leave behind no trace of where it came from.' (Story from IEEE Spectrum Online)"

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  1. Perhaps someone is e-"bombed" by doc_traig · · Score: 1, Funny

    It would strick with precision, ...

    It appears to have already stricked someone...

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  2. Better living through science? by Fux+the+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, the geek in me says: "Cool!" I know the military has been working on these kinds of weapons for decades, and it looks like they're getting closer. Anything that adds to the arsenal is a win in my book.

    Now, it's too bad we didn't have this weapon last year for use in the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Imagine the effectiveness of such a weapon! We could have annihilated the entire high-tech infrastructure of Afghanistan far more quickly than we could have using conventional weapons. The invasion would have been far more effective if the Taliban's high-tech, integrated command and control technology could have been disrupted from the start. I'd just like to see those camel-jockeys try to coordinate their attacks without their iPaq's and virtual reality headsets! Good luck with that one, Ahmed!

    However, I'm a little concerned with the effectiveness of this type of weapon from a ratings point of view. How exactly do you keep the audience entertained without any explosions or visible signs of destruction? I really don't think people are going to stay tuned through the commercials for this. "After these exciting messages from our sponsors, watch all the lights blink off!" Great... Perhaps, as part of this research, they could integrated a conventional weapon with an E-weapon. I guess what I'd like to see is a combination E-Bomb/MOAB. Then you still get the visual effects, sure to scare the poop out of Terrorists (and their camels), with the added bonus of disrupting their sensitive, high-tech infrastructures. It's a win-win! Just make sure the next invasion is during sweeps week.

  3. Nice name... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    e-bomb eh? Well, I guess that's better than an i-bomb.. Already have too many i-bomb's on the market as it is..

  4. E-Bombs? by freeze128 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i-surrender!

  5. Forget pacemakers . . . by shystershep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just reading the story made my teeth tingle.

    "Most types of matter are transparent to microwaves, but metallic conductors . . . strongly absorb them, which in turn heats the material."

    Maybe somebody with better physics can help me out here, but I think I'd rather be shot than have all my fillings melt.

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    1. Re:Forget pacemakers . . . by mobets · · Score: 2, Funny

      ya, fillings would be bad, but just think of all the poor bastards with braces...

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    2. Re:Forget pacemakers . . . by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny
      ya, fillings would be bad, but just think of all the poor bastards with braces...
      Even worse: think about those poor bastards with piercings in "sensitive" places.
  6. Zion by plexxer · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would strick with precision, in an instant, and leave behind no trace of where it came from.' (Story from IEEE Spectrum Online)"

    That's why they didn't have any EMPs at Zion - they were still waiting for IEEE Compliancy.

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  7. Wiping out civilians is frowned upon? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't tell that to Rockstar games!

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  8. Truck on a bridge by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'll look a lot less impressive if the truck just slowly comes to a halt rather than have the entire bridge blow up.

    On a more serious note, what about tactical bombing - you blow up bridges to deny the enemy choice within the battlezone. You attack dams to deny the enemy water, etc.

    Somehow I think there'll still be big explosions in any up-and-coming war... Of course, it could be an E-bomb, targetted at a nuclear reactor...

    Simon

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  9. Test Run... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Actually we are testing the e-bomb right now out here in Nevada.......5....4....3....2....


    ++ NO CARRIER ++

  10. Re:Dupe and WRONG by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Ever seen a rat after 15s in a microwave?

    Yeah, the batter gets all mushy. They're better deep fried.

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  11. Re:Not so perfect by Ginga_Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, so what you do for a hand grenade through your front door? Grimace menacingly?

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  12. Spock, do you hear explosions? by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I saw that episode, so I know how it goes. If you remove the terror and destruction from war, then people will never have incentive to give it up, and they'll fight for centuries, until do-gooders from outside come and give us A Taste Of Armageddon.

    Don't. Make Me. Repeat. Some of the. Speeches. They Would Give.

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  13. We put the dot in dot-bomb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your "e-bombs" won't stop our donkeycarts of doom, infidel!

  14. The next weapon in the war by the RIAA by downix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Drop one of these on the house of file-swappers, that will teach em. 8)

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  15. America is doomed by fizban · · Score: 5, Funny

    High Technology always loses! Hasn't anyone ever seen Stargate? Camel-riding nomads will always destroy their teched-out overlords!

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  16. Haven't we had this already? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it was called Nimda!

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  17. Re:Terror? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I were in charge, I would pre-emptively put a pace-maker inside any president upon election, healthy or not.

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  18. Re:The Red Cross by emilng · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually the effects of the eBomb will not
    affect medical facilities - using the same
    rationale as smoke from smoking sections not
    reaching non-smoking sections in restaurants.

  19. 1.21 Jiggawatts!!!! by slim+hades · · Score: 1, Funny


    the flux compression generator, or FCG, is a good choice

    Marty! That's impossible! Unless... you can drop the bomb when the clock tower is struck at precisely twelve midnight going 60 mph...

  20. What if? by lqqkout4elfy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what sort of effect this would have on our lives if one just "accidently" gets dropped on the Microsoft campus? Hmmm.

  21. Brilliant weapons with a dolt at the controls.. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1, Funny



    Considering our own George W. Bush, the man in control of the largest nuclear weapons stockpile in the world cant even pronounce the word "nuclear"...

    Yes. I'd say developing weapons like these, even if it's only for the purpose of distracting Curious George away from the bright red buttons...i'd consider that a good idea.

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  22. Re:Tomorrow on /. by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Grin.]

    I'm not in the US until next April. I guess I'll find out then whether the FBI (or whoever) are as paranoid as they're made out to be.

    In my defence, I've driven over it a number of times in the past 10 years, and never blown it up once. Honest.

    Simon

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  23. Testing Location by tritone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a perfect testing location, a place with many computers loaded with worthless information:

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA

  24. Re:Terror? by kavau · · Score: 4, Funny
    Very few people walk around with a pacemaker as their soul rhythm generator.

    Yes, most people use a Discman with a Marvin Gaye CD as their Soul Rhythm generator.