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What's Coming in Solaris 10

raptor21 writes "Ace's hardware has an article with feature list of technologies in Solaris 10 or whatever it is called today. Interesting stuff like DTrace, FireEngine, military grade security and a new filesystem called ZFS, Zetabyte File System."

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  1. Let me guess by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 3, Funny

    More SCO IP?

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  2. I do believe that the industry standard... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is to refer to it as "Solaris X" or "Solaris OS X". That way it can join the ranks of:

    Mac OS X
    JBuilder X
    MegaMan X

    And others!

    1. Re:I do believe that the industry standard... by Dunkelzahn · · Score: 5, Funny

      SolariX?

      Then they could start the numbering all over again, like with SunOS.

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    2. Re:I do believe that the industry standard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, besides the point that MegaMan X wasn't the 10th MegaMan... But now I'm getting off topic.

  3. Re:Nice list, but how much of it is useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't forget "military grade security" in that list of buzzwords.

    Snake.

    Oil.

  4. You mean like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
  5. What's coming? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    A hook into Phoenix's DRM BIOS on the x86 ports ?

    Just kidding.

    wbs.

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  6. Military grade security? by TimboJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that where the case is internally wired to explosives so that all the hardware and data will be incinerated if an unauthorized user tries to crack it open?

    Maybe the military has various grades of security. They shouldn't, though -- everything should explode. What good is the military if nothing explodes?!

  7. Re:Pay through nose by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > "When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail".

    When your only tool is an axe, every problem starts to look like hours of fun.

  8. It's spooky by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 5, Funny
    I ran a beta here at work, and an ex-girlfriend and a couple dead grandparents appeared. Then I saw George Clooney. It was wild, man.

    It was beta, though, so I couldn't talk to them.

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  9. Re:Nice list, but how much of it is useful? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't know Fire Engine TCP/IP, it's way better then the Honda Civic IPX/SPX we use at work.

  10. Re:Pay through nose by bongoras · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and when your only tool is a screwdriver, someone ends up getting screwed...

  11. What we'd all like to see: by BigDumbAnimal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Profitablity?

  12. Alternate dumb comment by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1, Funny
    Wow. Did Solaris 2 though 9 go direct to video?

    I'm sorry. Man, I really need this 4 day weekend coming up.

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  13. Dear Sun by Letter · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dear Sun,

    Can I run the ZFS (Zebra file system) in a RAID-0 configuration?

    Thanks,
    Stripes

    1. Re:Dear Sun by k12linux · · Score: 2, Funny
      Dear Sun,

      Can I run the ZFS (Zebra file system) in a RAID-0 configuration?

      Dear Solaris customer:

      Yes, all RAID levels other than 1 (due to lack of striping) are supported. I am happy to inform you that RAID-1 will also be supported in our next release (code named albino.)

      Thank you for your interest in our products, Sun.

  14. sorry i'm a cynic by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not all of these features will be available with the initial release

    Yes, I too am releasing an operating system. It will have the ability to run buggy code without compromising any other part of the system(*). It will improve performance of buggy code as well, rewritting it to accomodate your Bugless Needs(TM)(*).

    * Not all of these features will be available with the initial release

  15. There really WILL be an "10"? by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple couldn't do it. Instead they call it "OS/X". (See "Oh Sex" for a pronunciation guide)

    RedHat couldn't do it. Instead they call it "Fedora Core 1". (Pronunciation? Don't bother)

    but Sun can do it! Think of the possibilities, though...

    They could have "Solaris X" as the Unix system, and "Solarux" as their Linux distro! What a way to leverage their brand name onto something that's unrelated, and works even better!

    I mean.. talk about SEXY... you'd pronounce it "Solari-Sex"...

    Well? Why couldn't they?

    Wait.... Maybe, just maybe.... who could say "Solaris X" without saying "Solaris-Sucks"????

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  16. Interesting business strategy by mackman · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like Sun is adding compelling new features that make Solaris 10 a more powerful alternative than Linux. I wonder if offering a better product is a valid business model. Seems like suing your competitors and their customers is cheaper (no pesky high-paid engineers) and ,uch better for the stock price. I'd suggest anyone investing SUNW should instead buy into a company with a proven business model like SCOX.

  17. What a COUNTRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, old jokes get tired of YOU !

  18. but what about my capslock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it's still where my control key should be. i haven't typed a capital letter for ages now and am getting tired of it now.

  19. Cost... by Namaseit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yah and it's going to cost your left nutsack, or ovary if your a woman.

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    1. Re:Cost... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      cost your left nutsack

      You have more than one nutsack?

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    2. Re:Cost... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is a Solaris discussion, Every competent Solaris admin has a spare nutsack as a hotswap.

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  20. Aha! by Fefe · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Solaris gets capabilies. Only, what, five years after Linux? And they finally abandon that obsolete slow-as-molasses file system of theirs? The level of technology leadership they are displaying is nothing short if breathtaking!1!!

    On a lighter node, the article says their current partitioning scheme is software based. Good to know. Fits well in the general impression I got from them, with their shell script based "high availability" solution, and their industry leading "backup" solutions. There really is no need to know more than this about Sun and their software.
    Long live admintool!

  21. Re:Pay through nose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you live in reality or in a fantasy world? Because it sure looks like reality to me what you just said. I think you forgot to take your Linux pills last night.

  22. Re:zetabyte != zettabyte by splaytree · · Score: 2, Funny

    yodabyte = (2^100)?

  23. Re:Fire Engine TCP/IP stack by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft completely rewrote the core stack for Windows 95.

    Why is it that I can't tell whether this was meant to imply progress?

  24. Re:Zetta != Zeta by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now go and write down the SI prefixes 100 times.

    I use the English system. Can't I just write three paragraphs of four sentences of eight words each? It works out about the same.

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  25. My apologies by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fucking baby killer

    Considering your maturity is that of a baby, I guess I somehow missed you, eh?

  26. Military Grade? by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there any official definition of what "Military Grade" means? Does the fact that it is used by the Military automatically mean it is "Military Grade".

    I'm starting to think that "Military Grade" is about to join the ranks of such descriptors as "Low-Fat", "Broadcast Quality", "New and Improved" and "Internet Ready".

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