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  1. Suggestion on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1

    Painful way: Cold Turkey.

    Less Painful: Tally up all caffeinated beverages you drink tomorrow. Let's say you drink 5 Mt. Dews and 2 cups of coffee. For the rest of the week, just drink one less coffee or Mt. Dew. Keep subtracting one each week and you'll be off caffeine within 2 months. The important thing is to keep track of your intake and not to cheat yourself.

  2. Expensive dancers on The Cost of 12 Days of Christmas · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Nine ladies dancing for $4,230.89? Where are they from, the Spearmint Rhino?

  3. Re:Saddam ... on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    And what will they charge Saddam with?

    Well, the whole "being in bed with the devil" thing would be a good excuse for the prosecution.

  4. The real question is.. on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    When do we get to shove Dubya and Saddam in a steel cage filled with blunt objects and let them go at it. Vince MacMahon will of course be the promoter and the match can be the main event to Wrestlemainia XXIV.

  5. Re:Even if it is true on New Zealand Shows Music Piracy Boosts Sales · · Score: 1

    I would really like to know what your definition of legality is. As much I think the RIAA deserves to suck 3 day old mold encrusted pus from the bottom of Darl McBride's feet, music piracy is illegal. No ifs, ands or buts.

  6. Re:Let's remember that... on New Zealand Shows Music Piracy Boosts Sales · · Score: 5, Funny

    So which way does the causality go? Being smelly, white and pasty causing the "not getting the sex"? Or not getting sex can lead to smelly, white and pastiness?

  7. Re:how bout some perspective on High-Tech Firms Worry About Taiwan-China Tensions · · Score: 2, Insightful


    first, china simply can't go to war with taiwan. (oh sure, they can fire some missles, but then see down the list.) see, to cross 70 miles of the strait of formosa (taiwan strait) would be an undertaking that would make normandy and okinawa be minor ops. they don't have the 1) airforce to provide cover, 2) the navy to carry them over, 3) the ability to protect the invasion from being observed from satelites, which would give us and taiwan advanced notice, 4) the ability to hold and maintain a beachhead once there. it doesn't matter if you have one million, or 10 million, troops in an invasion. if you can't support them, they're targets.


    Why invade when you can lob missiles?

    second, china built the three gorges dam. they have so much capital (even in communist china!!) tied up in it, it generates such a large portionof power. and, it is impssible to defend from air ro missile attack. we could take it out in about 10 minutes. and they're fscking toast.


    I don't think the either the U.N. or the American public would take too kindly to taking out targets by the destruction which will cause the deaths of thousands of civilians.


    third, china is so dependent upon the US trade for an in flux of capital and hard currency. anything more than sabre rattling, and we shut that off, they take a shit. they are fscked.


    Sorry, it's the other way around. The American consumer is addicted to cheap shit from China. Over 80% of China's population still live in rural villages and surrounding areas, they won't feel a thing in the case of an economic embargo. We, on the other hand, will be hurting if the aforementioned scenario occurs. Remember, never underestimate the idiotcy of senile men in power.

  8. So... on Intel Researchers See Moore's Law Becoming Obsolete · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean in 2018 I can put my cat Schrodinger and a vial of hydrocyanic acid in my PC and watch the sparks fly?

  9. Re:Two Sun Theory? on Nine Crazy Ideas in Science · · Score: 3, Informative

    The theory is there's a companion dwarf star to our Sun 1-3 light years away. Here's some info.

  10. Re:It was already written for a different audience on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 1

    Hey, you're gonna write the sequel to Hooked on Phonics?

  11. Re:How is Matrix a train wreck? on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 1

    What made the first Matrix so cool was the blending of kung-fu, guns, SFX, and Trinity in leather. Other than that, the movie had a fairly cliched plot line sprinkled with pseudo philosophical babble and a heavy dose of deus ex machina at the end. Episodes 1 and 2 just didn't have any life. It didn't feel like the Star Wars that we grew up with. Maybe if you took a poll of 5-10 year olds around the country, their opinions of Episodes 1 and 2 would be different. Maybe to them, Episodes 1 and 2 are what the original trilogy is to us.

  12. Franchises on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 5, Funny

    More than that, it could be the first franchise ever that didn't, at the end of the day, let audiences down--.

    Actually, I think the Debbie Does Dallas franchise did a pretty decent job of keeping its audience up.

  13. Re:A plea to the moderators on Wired's LOTR III Tech Breakdown · · Score: 1

    And if you really have issues with the job Jackson has done, suggest someone else who would have done better. Peter is the perfect choice IMO, as he doesn't have the ego that big producers do, an ego that would have turned LOTR in "Spielberg's LOTR".

    I hear you man. I wonder what would have happened if George Lucus decided to do LOTR?

    [begin dream sequence]
    Gollum: Meesa want yousa Precioussss, okie-day?
    [end dream sequence]

    er... must go volunteer for Ebola vaccinations now...

  14. Re:zetabyte != zettabyte on What's Coming in Solaris 10 · · Score: 2, Funny

    yodabyte = (2^100)?

  15. Re:144000 votes, 19000 voters on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 1

    Wow, you guys really give new meaning to the concept of "Vote Early, Vote Often".

  16. He'll be fine just as long as he remembers to... on Mafia Tech Support · · Score: 1

    1. Don't underestimate the other guy's greed
    2. Don't get high on his own supply
    3. First get the money, then get the power, then finally get the women.
    4. Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

  17. Re:Hmm on Jail Time for Movie Swappers · · Score: 1

    The current concensus seems to be around 10e80 atoms.
    A 70kg human will have around 7e27 atoms.

  18. Re:Hmm on Jail Time for Movie Swappers · · Score: 1

    Well, assuming the encoded movie is 1GB, that would be around 8 billion bits. You have a 1 in 2^8000000000 chance of encoding the exact movie. There aren't even that many atoms in the known universe. It's safe to say that the chances aren't small, it's nigh impossible.

  19. Re:Last time I checked on Building a Budget Storage Server · · Score: 1

    From the Article:


    ATA-133 controllers

    We added a PCI Promise ATA-133 controller so we can run our four Maxlines as all master drives. This will improve simultaneous access performance and allows for an easy upgrade to eight storage drives.

    Cost: $30


  20. Re:Shorting == good idea! on SCO Now Willfully Violating the GPL · · Score: 1

    You can only sell stocks short on an uptick (aka the Uptick Rule). This means that the transaction is only allowed at a price higher than the previous. This is done to "prevent" speculators from driving down the stock price.

  21. Re:12 percent of SCO's stock is short already. on SCO Now Willfully Violating the GPL · · Score: 1

    Detailed quote from today's Wall Street Journal:

    Short Interest
    Total On
    9/8/03: 895,000
    Total Shares For
    Previous Month: 459,000
    Short Interest
    Ratio** 3
    Short Interest as
    % of Public Float 11.93%

  22. Microsoft should be providing the refund on Code Red Refunds? · · Score: 1

    See subject

  23. Comment from CIS/MIS major on CS vs CIS · · Score: 2

    It seems like that you are interested in taking the CIS/MIS route. As someone who barely made his way through the prerequisite Calculus/Linear Algebra/Discrete Math/Differential Equations, I can sympathize with your apprehension to take those courses. I had to retake Multivariable Calculus twice. My concern is not your lack of interest in Math. It is your attitude of just doing enough to get by. No matter what route you take in school or life, you should strive to be the best in your field. Even if you don't end up being the best, you will still be much higher than most others. I learned this the hard way after flunking out of school three years ago. My advice to you is this. The most important skill you can have comes in the ability to deal with other human beings. Nothing we do is in isolation. Good luck with your decision.

  24. Re:I've finally discovered what this show is good on Outside Total Request Live · · Score: 1

    I've always heard it pronounced as "kuh-nooth". You can check out his God and Computers lecture series here: http://www.technetcast.com/tnc_program.html?progra m_id=50 - excellent stuff.

  25. Fry's Electronics on On Keeping Geeks in a Metropolitan Area · · Score: 1

    If you build it, geeks will come.