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Big Mouth Billy Bass Videoconferencing

scubamage writes "Whilst browsing the net today, I found a link to a hardware hacking project by a well established Stanford graduate. His goal is to take those annoyingly popular Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish, and not only allow users to interface it with their favorite linux box, but also to allow it to lipsync, and eventually be used as a videoconferencing peripheral. Quite an interesting read, complete with step-by-step instructions to make your own, and software source to be played with."

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  1. Just what we need by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is clearly a worthwhile contribution to world culture.

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    1. Re:Just what we need by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Funny

      So true. In fact, this says it all, really.

      Warning: the above link is not suitable for work, religious parents or the easily offended.

    2. Re:Just what we need by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought we needed /EVIL/ Billy Big-mouth Bass
      with frickin' /laser beams/ on their foreheads.

      Wait: wasn't there an "Ask Slashdot" post last week,
      about what to do with 120 old laser pointers...

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  2. Distracting by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, we have been using iChatAV to do remote collaboration from N. America to New Zealand rather successfully and the video presence is nice, but if I heard my bosses voice coming from a damn fish, I think all order would be lost in the lab. (not to mention respect). :-)

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  3. Dammit by WTFmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wish I had that much time. I just get to check slashdot whilst getting ready for for the whole freakin' family to come over to my house.

    Oh, and Geeky Thanksgiving, one and all.

  4. Oh great... by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it wasn't annoying enough already, now there's a possibility that 10 year olds will start yelling "Boo, shithead" into the thing. Joy.

    On the flipside, a talking fish, boss' office, you saying "WORSHIP ME FOR I AM YOUR OVERLORD" into a Mic...hmm...

    1. Re:Oh great... by prolix2012 · · Score: 2

      "Wake up Kent, this is God."

  5. Perfect for mother-in-laws by PowerBert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent, Now it'll be as if the old trout is in the room with me while I'm providing free tech support.

    I'll add that to the christmas list. I wonder if I can get one with a blue rinse???

  6. Mirror by anaphora · · Score: 3, Informative

    While it's not the exact mirror, it's a very similar hack. Clix0r

    1. Re:Mirror by phorm · · Score: 2

      Recently this page was the most hit page @ engineering.rowan.edu/, beating out even the main page which every lab computer defaults to, thanks everybody

      The code listed here is for windows, but should be modifiable to work in 'nix with a little work, I think the main part is the hardware and understanding the parort<-->billy pinouts.

      Wish I could see the original link though... anyone got an idea for which videoconferencing software to use with Billy? Personally I'd just love to hook it up at work on April 1 and scare the secretaries a bit...

      Boss.... the fish is talking to me!

  7. slightly offtopic... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When i worked at one of the big 3 computer oems doing support for laptops, a customer called in with one of those and one of our laptops.

    He was having a problem with the Billy Bass fish so he managed to rig one of our power supplies to connect to it and the fish started smoking so he called us to repair the fish because we didn't warn him not to connect the power supply to fish.

    With the lack of a part number on the fish, we decided not to replace it. :)

  8. okay... by SkArcher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The comes under the same heading as TCP/IP over bongo drums and Evil bob the builder toys - pointless, but exceptionally cool and well worth wasting your time on :)

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  9. Why we don't have a cure for cancer by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    The greatest minds of our generation are too busy trying to get animatronic fish to sing, "Livin' La Vida Loco!"

    1. Re:Why we don't have a cure for cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real reason is because as soon as one is discovered, the scientists will be sued by the funeral industry under the DMCA for reverse engineering their product.

    2. Re:Why we don't have a cure for cancer by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Why we don't have a cure for cancer ... The greatest minds of our generation
      > are too busy trying to get animatronic fish to sing, "Livin' La Vida Loco!"

      I can't tell if you were joking or not, but since you are modded +5 insightful, I figured a serious response was in order.

      I myself am into computers and electronics, and have done my share of hardware hacking as well.
      I know squat about biology.
      The two fields have very little to do with eachother.

      Please stop telling the electronic engineers of the world that they have picked a stupid thing to be interested in , and to go work on biology which they may very well hate.

      You yourself have a trade, and I hope it is related to something you enjoy doing as well. You have the exact same potential to go learn how to cure cancer as anyone else, especially when that is a field you arnt interested in either.

      If you are that concerned about cancer, you can go devote your life to that study instead of doing all the things you enjoy, cure cancer, and stop your bitching.

      When some doctor does find a cure for cancer, are you going to dismiss that and complain that they didnt also solve the worlds energy problems and single handedly killed SCO too?

    3. Re:Why we don't have a cure for cancer by freeweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      As opposed to spending their valuable time posting to Slashdot, perhaps?

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    4. Re:Why we don't have a cure for cancer by fader · · Score: 3, Funny

      Engineering is a perfectly noble profession, but it also seems to be one of the few where people get recognition for doing useless shit.

      Right, because biologists never do anything stupid.

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  10. Just when I thought I wouldn't see any more.. by Cap'nMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    of those annoying things, someone goes and breaths new life into them. What's next, a practical use for Darl?

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  11. Wonderful by evn · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's good to see that the wal-mart pcs will have plenty of accessories available for them. All they need now is a mouse made out of a stuffed animal head and a keyboard/gun rack combo.

  12. not for mafia by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
    and eventually be used as a videoconferencing peripheral.

    "Ey Chaaaalie, yah gonna talk with tha fish"
    "WHA? Ey, I been a good guy to youz, why youz doin' this to me?"

    Regardless, this strikes me as a giant leap in technology. Yessir, no longer are we going to have to put up with low-res, blocky, 5-color, bad-mime-show video. That's right, you've now got a high definition, 3D image right in front of you! Fish smell in 2004...

  13. Surprising !!! by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it incredible that this site is not up. You would think that someone doing this type of hack would realize that it was going to be linked by just about every news service in the world .... well ok maybe just slashdot.

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  14. In other news ... by supergiovane · · Score: 2, Funny

    A well established Stanford graduate tried to run a webserver on a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.

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  15. Get a job at Disney!! by jackb_guppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    First there was...
    Abraham Lincoln
    Then came...
    Pirates of the Caribbean
    Haunted Mansion
    Hall of Presidents
    Bear Country Jamboree
    And now the latest...
    Big Mouth Billy Bass!

    1. Re:Get a job at Disney!! by jcenters · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that we'll see a Big Mouth Billy Bass movie soon?

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  16. Insanity? by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny
    eventually be used as a videoconferencing peripheral

    Yeah, I'm sure every corporate exec wants to be talking to a fish (with your voice) about important company issues...

    "Just one more thing, Fish... Uh, I mean, Johnson."
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  17. All I can say is... by clifgriffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh my cod!

    Blogzine.net

  18. Site slashdotted.... hit google! by nubbie · · Score: 3, Informative
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  19. Localization? by Daverd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there going to be localization for this project? We don't have bass where I live. I think I might be more comfortable talking into a carp.

  20. A good use for this. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can think of only one real practical use for something like this. At least for the voice conferencing feature. When out of town guests come, it's customary to get them all nice an boozed up. Then, usually about 3am everyone goes to sleep, and guest is left to their own devices on the couch.

    At this point, the guest is usually quite drunk, and doesn't have his wits correctly about him. This is when you turn on the billy bass. The host could retire to the other room, start up the laptop with a microphone attached, run his voice through some sort of modifier, and have a great deal of fun with the guest.

    The fish would spring to life. "You! Yes, you! What the devil do you think your doing?" Wait to hear a response. "Yes, you, (insert name of guest here). Don't think I haven't been watching you. I know what you're doing."

    At this point the host can opt for a number of fun pranks to play on his guest. Everything from a fake spiritual revelation "You know very well that that attractive girlfriend is not a good match for you. It's a sham. Introduce her to your host. It will be good for your soul", to just good hyjinks "It's finally happened, my friend. You've gone insane".

    Ahh, what good times could be had.

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  21. Ah well if he fails... by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...there are plenty more fish in the sea...
    ... or instead of wasting his time he should be fishing for better useful things to spend his time with...
    ...thankyou i'll be here all week
    O WAIT!!! I see the connection, Penguin and fish ... the next device to go on the market and have an animal after its name will be a Panther or a Jagwyre, nope not that either or a Longhorn. Damn!!!
    I know, nobody use a Cameleon do they, or do they? Unoriginal bastards.

  22. Furby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should do the same thing with a furby, but rip the fur off instead and put a rubber mask over it.

  23. Harnessing humans to do your bidding. by n6mod · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've thought about using this to announce network events at home (I run a couple of servers useful to those outside my home.)

    I figure, I can spend a lot of time trying to make SNMP traps go to my pager/cell-phone/forwarded phone/mobile email widget, or I can just pipe them to the fish.

    Because if the fish on the living room wall starts talking, my wife *will* find me to tell me about it.

    Of course, I thought about this a couple of years ago...back when /. first linked to this site. ;)

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  24. I wish I had a... by nutcracker666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Beowulf shoal of these.

  25. Unfortunately for him.... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    It turns out fish are deathly afraid of nets.

  26. New moderation category by tmark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The parent post shows clearly why we now need a new category so that we can score posts "-1, Needs a sense of humour".

  27. ts'an old dupe... Does it counts ? by pruneau · · Score: 2, Informative

    Boogie Bass Hacked On January 3rd, 2001 with 102 comments vonmar writes "A 20-second re-recordable message has been hacked into the "Boogie Bass" talking fish. The audio is stored on an ISD 1420P solid-state... Section: Articles > Toys Score: 1.2

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  28. Re:pot, kettle, black by blincoln · · Score: 2

    The world is full of stuff we don't like, it takes some bad karma to have to go to the trouble of putting together a comment to express one's dissatisfaction with something, especially one that isn't humourous or satirical.

    Oh come on, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week. If I had mod points, they'd be going to the parent post.

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  29. Re:Sorta OT: InfoGlobe Hacking? by oddbudman · · Score: 2, Informative

    The easiest way to hack it would be to open one up and find out the controller it uses for the LCD display. This is done by reading the chip names off the PCB and typeing them into google. eg.

    HD44780 filetype:pdf
    (generally pdf search gets straight to the datasheet if your lucky :)
    By the looks of things it is ALPHANUMERIC so hacking should be fairly easy as font's etc probably don't need to be handled (unless you want specialised characters).

    Once you have the datasheet you need to find the LCD controller i/o lines that need interfacing then interface them with your PC (Parallel port perhaps)- you will also need to cut/isolate the PCB tracks from the existing controller so the i/o lines don't disagree.

    Alternatively you could interace the LCD to a microcontroller/RS232 interface and use this to transform commands over the pc serial port to commands for the LCDs i/o lines.

    Read up on the HD44780 lcd stuff done for linux to get a head start on interfacing LCDs with Linux.

  30. Re:Serious copyright violation by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone modded this funny, but it's actually true!

    In one of the more bizzare rulings, the courts determined that any tape manufactured for use in the Teddy Ruxpin (but not approved by the original maker) violated the copyright holder's exclusive rights regarding public performance...

    Personally, I think that's a bit odd.