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Lost Disney Rides Recreated in CGI
Dan Howland writes "Disney closes the rides, but the CGI geeks love them too much to let them disappear. 'Adventures thru Inner Space,' the Disneyland ride in which you shrunk down to the size of a molecule, ran from 1967 to 1985. Atommobiles.com is a fan site which includes this elaborate CGI recreation.
The Walt Disney World version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed in 1967. Virtual Toad is in the process of re-building it." I was born after 1967, and I've ridden MTWR many times, so perhaps they're talking about an older version.
if they got cease and desist letters for "infringing Disney's property."
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Soon all Disney rides will be in CG and you'll see advertisements on TV with kids begging their parents to 'log on to Disneyland'. The only problem is that people will not be surrounded with merchandise.
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I was born after 1967, and I've ridden MTWR many times
I went on Mr Toads Wild Ride back in 1993, at the young age of 9, and after that I vowed to never experiment with LSD or other hallucenogenic substances.
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You get the great disney rides, but without the psychotic crowds and (usually) smelly and slimy water, etc (seriously, what the hell is up w/ the smell in disneyland, anyways?)
I remember reading a book about Disneyland, and the favorite joke about the Inner Space ride was this: The disney employees could always spot the horny teenagers hoping for a nice long, dark ride. When asked how long the ride was, they'd intentionally give the teenagers a made-up answer like "Nearly an hour." Then they'd wait for the teenagers to suddenly emerge from the ride and struggle to put all their clothes back on, in full view of the waiting patrons... Good times!
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Just the other day I bumped into the Inner Space guy and chatted to him about this very project. It's a small world after all.
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
Ah, thanks. I figured it wasn't 'Access Point', 'Armor Piercing', or 'Anti-Personnel'... and 'Accounts Payable' didn't seem to fit either...
And it wasn't 'Associated Press', 'Advanced Placement, 'American-Pakistani', or 'Anal Probe' either.
Similar story: I got stuck in "Pirates of the Caribbean" in Disneyworld for almost an hour. I will die a happy man if I never have to hear "Yo ho ho its a pirate's life for me!" another time.
My soon-to-be wife and I on our first trip to WDW in 1997 got stuck in the Horizons ride in Epcot - it was a continuous motion ride much like Spaceship Earth, and we only were there for about 20-25 minutes. The problem was the ride had two VERY large dome projection screens, and we got stuck at one of them, with a continuous loop that included a flight clip where you are swooping down and turning, making you feel like you are moving. Sit through that for 20 straight minutes and you can develop a serious case of vertigo.
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Come on, these days you should implement things as Java web services, or maybe a simple LAMP solution using MySQL and Perl, Python, or PHP. CGI is just so mid-90s!
Oh, wait, you mean Computer Graphics? Not the Common Gateway Interface? My mistake.
Seriously, every time I see CGI I have this moment of confusion when I try to map the subject into my little web development world. Too much time writing code I guess.
As a young boy, I found that ride with Michael Jackson very touching.
You should also check out the discussion boards at LaughingPlace.com. Some insiders spill some good stuff every now and then. (oh, I've always wanted to
-- I have monkeys in my pants.
Anyway, one of the logs had an entire crew of young men, who looked quite muscular under their t-shirts, and they had military-style haircuts (I don't know enough military to tell Marine from SEAL from other units, but these guys looked quite trained well beyond Basic and they had some kind of military haircut). Anyway, these guys took the paddles and got a rhythm going, and not only did they get their log throwing a wake, the Disneyland "guide" was in the back with this expression of sheer terror and hanging on to the rudder for dear life. That alone was worth the price of the park admission.
Trish: When are men going to learn that women want romance, not "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"?
Brodie: Be fair, alright. Everyone wants "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride".
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"It's a Small World" is one of those rides that would be greatly improved by handing shotguns to the riders as they board...
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
They brought them back in CGI, only to be shut down again by the long lines of Slashdotters spilling soda and nachos on each other, trying to cram into a website that only seats 30...
We got stuck in "It's a small world" with that damn song going over and over and over. Talk about an earworm, that's got to be the worst one ever. To this day, I can elicit a visceral response from my folks by launching into that song.
The gnome-things were all smiling, though, so they seemed to be enjoying it well enough. Hell, we were just passing through, they're stuck there 24x7.
Swear to Primus, I was at Disneyland (CA) just yesterday, and my son wanted one ride on "Pirates" before we left for the night. So since I was already dog-tired and wanted to go home, the boat goes and gets stalled at the foot of the final lift before the ride ends. Probably took us 20 minutes to get out of there.
I think if I had to listen to "A Pirate's Life For Me" -- along with the animatronic pirates grunting as they hauled that treasure chest -- for another ten minutes, I would have personally hunted down all of the ride operators involved in that fiasco...
--R.J.
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