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mm0mm writes "Just hours after we read Darl's open letter on copyrights, Groklaw has another breaking update on SCO up on their website. SCO's Reply Memorandum of Law in Support of its Motion to Compel Discovery is now available. (original document here) The memorandum requests court to order IBM, the defendant, to provide evidence and support their case against ....IBM. :D When I was young, it was the plaintiff who was responsible for preparing enough evidence to present to the court, but in Darl's world, with army of lawyers who will be given 20% of the proceeds from the settlement or of 'a sale of SCO during the pendancy of litigation', apparently rules are different." Lawrence Lessig has a great piece reviewing Darl's nonsensical letter.
Here's the gun I want to shoot you with, will you load it for me?
Isn't it interesting how you come to recognize posters based solely on their sigs???
Check out this snippet from the footnotes at the end:
[1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.
Someone please explain to SCO's attorneys that:
i != 1
and
O != 0
Don't they have ANYONE in their office who knows enough about computers to proofread this stuff?
"Lawyers are for sucks."
- Doug McKenzie
I wish someone would deliver something like 32 tons of horse shit to th SCO offices. Just DUMP it in front of the swinging glass doors.
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
Don't block the exit doors, the smarter employees will need out somehow.
Trolling is a art,
OK somebody has to have some DeathHeads to rain upon SCO's tank.
"I am a kernel in the linux army"
It seems that Darl & Co. have a very specific (and obviously very wrong) idea of what the GPL actually is. They seem to believe that Open Source advocates think the GPL applies to everything, just automatically. This is in accordance to their paranoid beliefs that Linux is actually SysV Unix that was "stolen" with the GPL. I can just imagine this happening in court:
IBM: "No, actually Mr. McBride, the GPL can only be applied by the copyright holder. Just like any other license."
Darl: "Umm, you mean... So the GPL... Hey, look over there!" *flees the country*
-3Suns
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The Revolution will be Slashdotted
Are we in Soviet Russia?
Outdoor digital photography, mostly in New Engl
it's appropriate i think, given that 'i' is an imaginary number. seems to fit right in with SCO's philosophy.
Darl getting his ass kicked?
Now there's something I pay $699 to see.
Darl getting his ass kicked?
Now there's something I pay $699 to see.
No, there's something I'd pay $699 to DO.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
And they should just, ah, hand that in with the TPS reports.
What's unreasonable about that?
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
"Hello, this is Mr. McBride's office. Mr. McBride will fight you, but first he asks that you kick your own ass, in order to prove that Mr. McBride can kick you ass. After that, we'll schedule a time for Mr. McBride to kick your ass sometime in the year 2035."
IBM should comply with discovery by giving SCO a text file containing binary code converted to ascii "i" and "o".
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
the smarter employees will need out somehow.
I would have thought the smarter employees had gotten out a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...
Since cases that do actually make it to trial take about two years, are we doomed to seeing everything out of McBride's mouth, everything on Groklaw, and every other passing thought about SCO for the next two years on slashdot?
Darl speaks out of his mouth?
Well you learn something new every day . . .
"If being a geek means being passionate about something, then I pity those who aren't geeks." - Pike65
Want to reach the IT Community? Want to get to Linux users? Have an important message you simply must convey in serious terms to IS Professionals?
We have the answer! The staff of ATTORNEY DAVIS BOIES will sue anyone - AND WE MEAN ANYONE! - to get your message across. Don't have a case? That's okay, we don't care! We expect to lose.
Nothing will get your word out faster and with a more poigant stab than a lawsuit. We managed to get our three-quarter dead client SCO the front page of popular news site Slashdot over a hundred times this year alone!
Here are some quotes from our clients:
"We were just about to go under, so with the help of ATTORNEY DAVID BOIES, we went ahead and claimed ownship of the whole of UNIX! We probably won't win, but our stock is up thousands of percents!"
-Chris Sontagg, unnamed tech company
"I am a stupid monkey, but all up-to-date IT professionals know my name. Did I just say up to date? David, quick, patent that term so we can sue Red Hat!"
-Darl McBride, professional Ass Hat
You too can get the word out! Just call ATTORNEY DAVIS BOIES at 1-888-US-FRAUD!
Give SCO exactly what it's asking for! Fire up the old 132-column line printers, print it all out on old quadruple spaced green/white fanfold paper in all upper case, hire 50 semitrucks and an army of Teamsters, show up at SCO headquarters in Utah, have the Teamsters swagger in and demand "Hey Darl, where d'ya want this stuff?" then proceed to dump it all in the lobby... priceless! Of course, some environmentalists might complain about the wanton destruction of trees, but it would be worth it!
"Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney