Microsoft, USO Links Troops Worldwide Via Xbox
Thanks to Reuters for their story reporting on Microsoft and the U.S. armed forces' plans to expand a program bringing Xbox Live to troops overseas. There's a press release on the USO site with more details, including a U.S. Air Force lieutenant's comments: "Xbox Live allows me to play my favorite games with friends and family as though I am
sitting on the couch right next to them back home in Garden Grove, Calif. We
share stories, laugh and poke fun at each other in real time as we play." We previously covered a pilot scheme using the U.S. Air Forces in Europe, and a spokesman "...said the program was such a success it will be expanded to nearly every Air Force base around the world."
Until they are fighting ACTUAL wars by sitting on their ass playing what seems like a video game. How many decades until we can get the hook up on that.
What, me worry?
I think that's great for troops.
I wonder though, if MS has to offer access to the voice chats to security personel for the appropriate armed forces.
I know mail and e-mail is screened, as well as phone calls (espcially on big targets like aircraft carriers). I wonder if MS had to put in code on the server to allow the voice streams to be tapped.
Cool none the less. I wouldn't mind playing Ghost Recon against some troop clans.
-Malakai
A Dragon Lives in my Garage
umm wasn't there a commercial for like splinter cell or something game like that one taht promoted this?
I'm all for making troops life easier while in a combat zone, but uh, shouldn't more money/time/expertise be used towards something a little more useful? Say....water or electricity for the population of the country the army is currently occupying.
On a side note, i'd like to play some AA against some of these guys
Do the officers in the infirmary now have to watch people play Crimson Skies and buzz out everything but the sex words, signing off their censoring with Irving Washington? Seriously, even besides XBox live, how do they maintain operational secrecy in an internet world?
What are troops doing playing Xbox? Isn't there a war that we're trying to win still? Nonetheless a cool technology application, I'd think that they would want videoconferencing/voice chat first, then games.
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So the question is: are they playing Splinter Cell, or Dance Dance Revolution? Wouldn't you get tired of getting shot at in RL, that simulating it just wouldn't be the same?
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Microsoft Rep: Hey guys! We've got you some games and XBox Live accounts!
Troops: (Cheering)
Troop #1: So, buddy, what games do you have for us?
Microsoft Rep: How about some Conflict: Desert Storm II - Back to Baghdad.
Troop #1: Uh...
Troop #2: Anything else?
Microsoft Rep: Ghost Recon?
Troops: (Silence)
Microsoft Rep: Ghost Recon... Island Thunder? Rainbow Six 3? Counter Strike?
Troop #3: How about ESPN NFL Football?
Troop #4: Or Midnight Club II?
Troop #5: Or Dance Dance Revolution ULTRAMIX? Come on!
Troops: (Raise eyebrow at Troop #5)
Troop #1: Hey, what kind of fucking joke is this?
Microsoft Rep: Oh shit...
Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
Actually, there's no real reason this couldn't be done right now. Build a MMOFPS environment, and add models and behaviours for each side's equipment... you would need to limit the number of players and equipment to match a nation's real-world counterparts as well.
You could host the servers in neutral country, monitored by a neutral agency, and have that agency collect and destroy the real-world analog of anything destroyed virtually, along with some other form of payment for troops killed virtually. After all, we don't want those pesky Suicide Booths from the old Star Trek, do we?
OK, this post is pretty crap... I know it is... Why am I hitting submit?
hahah wtf?
where did that come from? Off topic _maybe_, but troll on perdicting autonomous and semi-autonomous vehicles in future warfare?
Come on, what a waste of mod points.
-Malakai
A Dragon Lives in my Garage
What I don't understand is why a bunch of soldiers would want to spend their downtime playing war games (e.g. Crimson Skies) on the XBox. Don't they get enough of the real thing?
That's like an accountant going home and playing a slightly more exciting Excel/Quickbooks simulator.
On the other hand, the soldiers can play racing games or sports games, which are okay I guess, but still not optimal for relaxation. (Better solution: drink some beers and watch Monday Night Football.)
Now since Billy has got the favor of the rich and famous, he's trying to sway the army! I tell you it's a conspiracy!
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Don't kid yourself.
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"Microsoft Rep: How about some Conflict: Desert Storm II - Back to Baghdad."
Content download only there, no online multiplayer!
There should be stricter enforcing of packaging policy via what can say online enabled in what size if they only have content download vs. true online multiplayer.
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MS' agenda is to dominate markets by locking customers into an asymmetric "tech providor vs tech consumer" relationship.
In short, technological hegemony -- much like the hegemonistic agenda certain elements in the US military-industrial complex are often accused of.
OSS' agenda, on the other hand, is to empower individuals, and individual nations, to make their own technological choices. So the UN advocates OSS in its WSIS, a move that is vigorously opposed by only one nation: the US.
The pattern is pretty clear.
Now if the DOD could only ban OSS in its own organisations. But they can't. The MITRE study demonstrated that the DOD and associated organisations' research, infrastructure and security efforts would themselves grind to a halt if they banned OSS from their own operations.
Technological knowledge due to the proliferation of OSS is, increasingly, the key to both autonomy and power for a nation, and an individual.So, the efforts of the US to deny OSS to the rest of the world, and (outside of it's engines of power) to it's own people are in line with the agenda of hegemony the US is are often accused of. It's similar to the consolidation of land and informational assets in the hands of a small group of increasingly powerful people in developing nations, whose actions result in the people not being able to grow their own food or publish their own views and information--just look at what the US did to Latin America throughout the 20th century.
I predict that the export of US-sanctioned "democracy" will be accompanied by the export of US-developed MS-based easily-hacked voting systems which will only result in the fraudulent election of officials (e.g. GWB) who will promote the same kind of economic and technological dependency on the US, while real technological democracy, in the form of publicly validated, secure and properly audited OSS voter registration systems, voter information systems, and the voting systems themselves will be denigrated as "substandard and not valid" by the same people that brought you the massacre at el Mozotol (and fired Ray Bonnert, the correspondent to the NY Times who reported it).
I wonder if the School of the Americas has a new course, "Skewing Election Results Without Getting Caught (much) 101: Diebolt Systems Under The Hood."
Sending the boys off to war and giving them packs of lucky strikes practically created the cigarette business.
It guaranteed tousands of thousands of addicts when they returned.
Brilliant of MS to try to recreate this. When they get back they'll all want an XboX.
I just home there's some left. Soldiers that is.
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I'm sure everybody remembers that Xbox commercial where the marines trounced the kids playing that xbox game. I know for a fact that many clans would pay to be able to do this and test their skills against people who do this in real life.
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My v1.1 Xbox was assembled in Mexico, according to the sticker.
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...so someone has to lose a war to find XBox gaming joyful.
What interests me about this story is the connection method. Getting a low latency mid-band is not easy. Nor something they should be throwing good resources after just so some soldier can play XBox.
What would be the best way of getting air force bases (in places as far flung as, say, Afghanistan) onto XBox Live at a decent speed with a decent latency? Satellites are ruled out straight away. Microwave links to places with more reliable landline connections?
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