Detoxing With Magnets for Fun and Profit
Ridgelift writes "Wired has an article on a new way to remove toxins from the bloodstream. The Argonne National Laboratory have designed nanoparticles which 'identify, and then latch onto, target molecules. The nanoparticles are injected into the bloodstream, where they circulate through the body, picking up their target toxins as they go. Once they have made their rounds, all that's needed to remove the particles from the body are a magnet housed in a handheld unit and a small, dual-channel shunt inserted into an arm or leg artery.'"
Magneto: Something's different, today... [Holds up a hand, and the guard freezes] Too much iron in your blood!
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need is a car mounted version so I can plug in saturday night after a round at the bars. hmm mabee they could shunt the removed "products" directly to my carborator.. Profit !
"It's so convenient to have a system where everyone is a criminal" - A. Hitler
The article mentions simple, nice uses such as detoxing or removing poisons from the bloodstream, but what prevents a similar method from being designed (all be it you would have to design particles corresponding to these to be in the bloodstream) to remove viral infections from the blood? That seems like where the real interest in this technology would be!
Something to do with all these spare small, dual-channel arterial shunts I have lying around...
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Finally, an actual medical benefit from magnets!
"They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
I wonder how long you wouldn't be allowed to get an MRI for... I'd imagine those little beasties would tear you apart if you got one!
evil adrian
Now those people selling the magnetic bracelets and insoles are going to be using this as 'proof' that their useless peices of crap really work.
Technoli
Take Chaser 2 shortly after you begin drinking, and drink all night long!
The next morning, just insert the handy-dandy magetized needle, and lookie! Hangover-over!
Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).
I heard a saying: The 20th century was the century of physics. The 21st century will be the biology and medicine.
If you think about it, that's amazingly true. At the begining of the 20th century, Think about all we discovered - the atom bomb, computers, television, etc. Contrast that with our treatment of disease, which is rudementary at best. Just wait until genetic therapy become available, or disease attacking bacteriophages, or artificialy grown organs. I think medicine is in for revolution.
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magnetic water?
HA-HAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEE!
My wife actually knows someone that drinks 'magnetic water' to remove various unnamed 'toxins' from her body. Weird.
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Finally, a drug-free school zone with teeth. Just say no! Or not. We'll get you either way.
So is this research sponsored by Jiffy Lube?
"Remember, get your oil and your small arterial shunt changed every three months or three thousand miles."
REM Old programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN.
At the end of the article was some interesting information:
The research is sponsored by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and the U.S. Department of Energy.
Perhaps this will help DARPA regain some of its cachet after the embarassingly stupid gaffe by Terror Bookie John Poindexter. Got to take the bad with the good, I guess... it's nice to be reminded that the Internet isn't all DARPA ever helped get off the ground.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
"Kaminski said Food and Drug Administration trials will start in five years." Why do we have to wait five years? We need open source drug development. Yeah, it's dangerous, but so is rocketry.
How long until we get the full borg suit? (And for the record, I call dibbs on 7 of 9)
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
I heard a saying: The 20th century was the century of physics. The 21st century will be the biology and medicine.
What will be the 21st century's analogue of the atom bomb?
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December 9, 2013
Drug Abusers Use Nanotechnology to Duck Routine Screening Tests
It seems that a technology poised to replace dialysis and other blood-purifying procedures has been hijacked to thwart detection of illegal substances in the bloodstream. Using magnetic nanoparticles, drug abusers can pull every last trace of an illegal substance from their system before submitting to the test.
"I first found about this from a friend in L.A.," says black marketeer Hans Gruber. "We are right now mixing cocktails to strip barbituates, THC, amphetamines, you name it. It's going to give a big boost to the illegal drug industry - people don't have to worry about being caught at work anymore".
On the other side of the issue, security analysts believe that surprise screening tests are the solution to this new development. Informing a candidate that they will be required to submit to a test immediately will help catch some of the would-be "nano-cheaters".
"Yeah, you could do surprise tests...or I could just offer a nanostripper with every drug purchase, to be run immediately after the customer comes down off their high." Such a practice still wouldn't let people go to work while intoxicated, but would keep them from getting picked up Monday morning for their Saturday night indescrecions.
It is unknown just how soon these "nanostrippers" will be readily available on the black market, but given the ease with which they can be synthesized, it is expected that production methods similar to the "meth labs" of the '00s could be employed. Even more interesting is the fact that the molecules are only regarded as Class C Nanoproducts under the Nanotechnology Protection Act of 2018, so very little punishment could be currently handed out for their synthesis and/or possession.
I wonder if there is enough concentration that this would set off airport metal detectors... :security guy bob: Sir, please step through the metal detector again :security guy joe: I don't understand it, he's completely naked and we've done a cavity search!
really then, what's the point?
I'd rather pay for a cab then jam an arterial shunt into my leg that could bleed me dry in under an hour. Couple that with the fact that I would be drunk whilst doing said leg jamming, and I'd choose to have my address and a cab company's dispatch number tatooed to my forearm.
But you go spend your money to get not drunk. I'll be the one in the back of the cab with the ugly girl who's going to get lucky, puking my guts out.. You have your fun... Uhh,
How much does this procedure cost?
Man, I have to know, when will Billy Mays begin hawking the DIY at home kit?
Nothing like sticking a dual-channel shunt into your own leg artery..
And if Billy is selling it I *know* it's A-OK !
From the article: "Small crystals of magnetite are added to the particles..." . Magnetite (Fe3O4) is magnetic because the 2 Fe+3 ions arranged with the Fe+2 ion in that specific configuration make for "magnetic domains", regions in the magnetite crystals where all the unpaired electrons are spinning the same way[0]. The iron in the hemoglobin in your blood is either Fe+2 or +3, no magnetic domains can exist because the hemoglobin molecules are floating around in solution and don't line up at all--no ferromagnetism. Even if you had a crystal of pure hemoglobin, it'd be paramagnetic (very weakly magnetic, like pure oxygen) or diamagnetic (no magnetic effects at all). You can see this for yourself by trying to pick up a drop of your own blood with a really strong horseshoe magnet.
[0] Well, not really, but the real explanation involves a lot of math and I can't remember it anyway.
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
"Hi, Argonne National Lab Gift Store? Do you have bioactive nanoparticles keyed to latch onto THC? I have a drug test coming up tomorrow."
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The body would attack those things because they are foreign
Read the article, my friend - they're coated so they don't get recognised as antigens. Nor will they get stuck (they took care over this one, designed wuith reference to pore sizes), and in any case are biodegradable.
The sad thing is they'll use stories like this to hawk their snake oil.
According to http://www.rfsafe.com/research/rf_radiation/therma l_hazards/intro.htm:
Magnetite is found in certain bacteria and in the cells of many animals, including human beings.
Does this mean that this treatment would also pull out any bacteria in the body that contains magnetite?
Yeah, my favorite thing about Alex Chiu is that if you pay him for his immortality device, he offers a 90 day, money back gaurantee.
I've always wondered how one gauges the effectiveness of an immortality device in only 90 days...
I guess it's pretty sci-fi, but it seems like all the pieces need for it to work are already here or will be soon. Will remaining young at some time be much like an oil change for your car? Would you go to the doctors office and have a certain percentage of your cells replaced?
Has no one else noticed that this approach is:
a) fairly invasive? To treat a lot of blood in a short amount of time you need a pretty good flow rate. Which means you need a big hole in a big artery. I don't like big holes in my major arteries, but that's just me. I suppose if you were fitted with some sort of interface/valve it would be fine, but if you started bleeding through that hole later you'd be in serious trouble.
b) very specific? You have to make an antibody/couple for *every* molebule you want to catch.
I think this is more hype than something practical, at least for the time being. It might be different in a while after they've developed it (and done lots and lots more human trials.)
Even scientists don't read past headlines anymore, it seems (or journal abstracts, in their case).
I read a cool study about the influence of journal abstracts. They looked at all the surveys of the correlation between saturated fat consumption and heart disease. One early study showed there was a correlation between consuming saturated fats and heart disease. Just about every subsequent study has concluded the same thing. However, the data they actually presented in the article almost always showed the opposite; that saturated fat consumption reduces heart disease rates.
But, all any of the peer reviewers read is the abstract. So, the myth keeps strengthening itself. I'd love to see similar studies in areas other than nutrition.
It's not just the peasants who accept things uncritically.
All's true that is mistrusted
In case you are caught unprepared without your Ultimate Hangover Cure (nice link btw), chugging several Big Gulps full of water before hitting the sack is a tremendous help. Most of the hangover symptoms (headaches, nausea, dry mouth, aching joints) are either caused or exacerbated by the dehydration that results from drinking. Even if you're lacking B-complex vitamins and a way to neutralize the acetaldehyde, 40 oz of water will go a long, long way toward making the next day as pleasant as possible.
People may not believe this, since drinking water on the day after does very little to make the hangover go away. Trust me, chug water before going to bed.
Oh, and since your web link didn't have this piece of advice, I add it here: Avoid tequila like the demon-spawned liquor of evil that it is.
Or at least don't mix it with beer.
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