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DIY Cruise Missile Grounded

PSaltyDS writes "The DIY Cruise Missile project from New Zealand has been previously covered on /., but the BBC now reports that Bruce Simpson has been forced to shutdown by his government. His project web site says 'The New Zealand government has moved aggressively to shut down this project -- and by using quite unscrupulous methods which appear to be in breach of the law.'"

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  1. Always pay your taxes! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The authorities here finally decided to bankrupt me over a tax debt and I have now had to give the missile to a friend for safe keeping."

    You would think that people would learn. If you're going to skirt the edge of the legal system, always pay your taxes!

    Remember, Al Capone was jailed for tax evasion, not organized criminal activity. His claim that "The government can't collect legal taxes from illegal money." (1) held no more water than Simpson's claim that the government is trying to "bankrupt" him.

    And speaking of Simpsons...

    Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
    Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!
    [launches a missile model, hitting Lisa]
    Lisa: Owww!
    - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

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    1. Re:Always pay your taxes! by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is is just me or does anyone else think that it is funny that this guy honestly thought that the government of New Zealand wouldn't have a problem with him building a cruise missile?

      No wonder the government folks said that he could export his creation to Iran, my guess is that they thought he was completely crazy. They probably called the folks with the jackets that zip up in the back and the oversized butterfly nets the second the guy walked out of the office. It's never a good idea to rile up crazy people.

  2. Darn! by TheWart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, scratch the cruise missle off of my list of things to build...guess I'll just have to move straight to the ICBM. sigh.

    1. Re:Darn! by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What do you think the C and M in ICBM stand for?"

      I
      Cant
      Build a
      Missile?

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  3. You could say.... by Alystair · · Score: 5, Funny

    .... his cruise missle project was shot down *budump bum ching*

    1. Re:You could say.... by pancho123 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      His work has further implications....Uncle Sam is spending millions of dollars in building Cruise Missiles.. A 5K (+explosives+nav. system) cruise missile? ha! What happens if a U.S. company hires this guy, and builds a cruise missile for the army, thousands of times cheaper than the ones from the big defense firms? Management would p00p their pants...

    2. Re:You could say.... by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not really...

      Military cruise missile: a precision weapon to get a large explosive (500#, I think), onto a small target so as to maximize target damage and minimize collateral damage.

      Terrorist cruise missile: a crude weapon to get an indeterminate payload (chemical, biological, radiological) to a target with minimal accuracy required. There is no distinction between target damage and collateral damage; in effect, the collateral IS the target.

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  4. Rocket powered skateboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of the days when we were kids and used to strap on cans filled with a mix of sodium chlorate and sugar to our skateboards.

    Fucking cops had no sense of humor.

  5. Open source military hardware? by jeeves99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He proclaims he doesn't want "nefarious types" to get ahold of the development information, but he doesn't say how he screens the subscriber list to weed out these people.

    Open source software == good

    Open source flying cylinder of death == bad

  6. LOTR and cruise missiles by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The New Zealand government has been pretty agressive about exploiting the success of the LOTR movies to make millions of dollars in tourism revenues.

    I guess they don't want those befuddled tourists who knock on doors aking where Frodo lives to accidentally stumble upon a homemade cruise missile silo instead.

  7. Full, first hand story by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bruce Simpson runs a daily on-line column called the "Daily Aardvark", which gave lots of details on the bankrupting in installments last week. (Normally it is commentry on New Zealand internet related stuff - see this week for a taste of what it is normally like.)

    Dec 1
    Dec 2
    Dec 3
    Dec 4
    Dec 5

    I believe that Bruce appears on Slashdot as "NewtonsLaw" - I expect he'll put in an appearance.

    From my understanding, it is an IRD vendetta that has bankrupted him, unrelated to the "cruise missile" project.

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    1. Re:Full, first hand story by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yea, I'm the guy -- and to answer a few of the points raised here already:

      No, I was not making it easy(er) for terrorists to build a cruise missile. In fact people should read the project's FAQ for more information on why this project was started.

      For those who haven't read it, the original article I wrote which produced a number of "put your money where your mouth is" responses can be found here

      As for the suggestion that I'm just a scummy tax-dodger, the links to the relevant editions of my daily internet column will help put that matter into perspective. Suffice to say that I have repaid the tax I owed and have been left with a "penalty" bill that I have continued to repay (having paid another $20K towards this just weeks before the government made its move).

      Perhaps the most dissapointing aspect from my own personal perspective is that I went out of my way to:

      • Decline a grant of $36K in taxpayer's money that was offered to assist with my jet-engine development work -- I figured that those waiting for medical treatment or expecting a decent education could use the money more than me.
      • Notify the Secret Service that I'd been contacted by an Iranian Aerospace/Missile company seeking to gain access to my jet engine designs in return for an "investment" (the figure quoted was US$100K).
      • Query the advice I was given by the export-licensing part of the NZ government which told me that if I wanted to export my technology to Iran there would be no problem and there was no restriction on such sales -- even though the technology had clear military applications.

      No, I did not export anything to Iran and I never had any intention of doing so -- despite the governments insistance that it would be all right.

      Once I became aware that the government were very serious about shutting this project down, I made sure that the missile was removed from my possession and is now elsewhere. I can also say in total honesty that I do not know where it is.

      My tongue may be firmly in my cheek when I say this but -- would you turn over a missile to a government that endorses the export of military technology to Iran? If they were going to sell it in an attempt to service my tax penalties I shudder to think who they might flog it to :-)

      Quite honestly, I suspect that the government thought I would not be able to build this missile and that when I made an official application to the Defense department for some space in which to perform the tests -- they suddenly realized that the whole situation could get even more embarrassing if it were proven that the damned thing worked.

      Since they had openly admitted through the media that what I was doing was not illegal, their options for shutting the project down were very limited. I suspect they were all overjoyed when they found that I had not yet fully repaid my tax-penalties (although I was still regularly sending off cheques to service the debt). This, combined with the taxman's own agenda, gave them the perfect mechanism for solving what was rapidly becoming an embarrassing situation.

      As you'll see in my daily column, the tax departments actions are clearly a breach of the tax laws which require the department to recover the maximum amount of any debt owed.

      By bankrupting me they effectively chose to forego their right to collect the outstanding penalties and, since I had already sold most of my realizable assets (house, hobby-items, many tools, etc) to ensure my tax-repayments were kept up to date, there was no way they'd get a single penny from that bankruptcy action.

      What's even worse is that in July I went to the USA and signed a heads-of-agreement with a US company who were going to commence manufacture of my X-Jet engine for use in UAVs and RPVs. This deal alone was worth a huge amount of money to the NZ taxman and wo

    2. Re:Full, first hand story by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have no evidence to disbelieve all that you say, but I do have a couple questions about the choice of some of your phrasing...

      Decline a grant of $36K in taxpayer's money that was offered to assist with my jet-engine development work -- I figured that those waiting for medical treatment or expecting a decent education could use the money more than me.

      This jumped out at me right away as an appeal to pity/spin attempt/I don't know what. I question your true motivation for not accepting the money. 36k devided amongst the many school children in your nation surely would not go very far per student. A few pencils each maybe? Perhaps a computer lab for one school? It would seem to me that the real reason you would refuse government money is to prevent them from having any control of your project. Now I'm not saying anything is wrong with that, having complete control over one's own project is certainly desirable to any inventor/scientist/creator but if you seeked to hide this point, I have to wonder why, and to question your motivation in general because of it. Take it with a grain of salt if I'm way off, but do consider this is how it appears to the skeptical reader.

      I also don't see how it is embarrassing to any government if an individual builds a missile. If you are invoking the terrorist implications, I would not fear this new device any more than a moving truck. Trucks have been shown to be quite effective when filled with the correct materials and parked in a suitable position for destruction. What, exactly, is embarrassing? No, I suspect there is other motivation for them going after your project. I would be willing to listen to any other theories you or anyone else has. The fact that you were doing it with permission? I don't understand.

      And finally, as far as not knowing where the missile is, is that really the most responsible way to handle the situation? Wouldn't it be better to destroy the device? I have to assume plans still exist and a new missile could be easily constructed when conditions change for you, though the article indicates that is not your goal. But then if that is not your goal, why do you need this one any further? Your stated point seems proven. Not knowing where it is also does not instill in me the notion that you are doing whats right for "everyone". Perhaps this is just another bad PR move on your part, but this doesn't really add up to me the way it seems to for you. This is a potential weapon we are talking about, not a stash of cocaine.

      At any rate, I appreciate your comments and if you choose to respond I hope you can see past what looks like personal attacks but is really just a skeptical view of your post and shed further light on the situation.

  8. Re:Do all measurements in hexadecimal. by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, then they'd arrest you for building a weapon of math destruction.

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  9. a terrorist can create a weapon by MutantEnemy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the BBC site:

    he believes he has proved his point - "that by using off-the-shelf technology in a suburban garage a terrorist can create a weapon against which there is no effective defence.

    One would think a simple hand-delivered bomb would suffice.

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  10. Is it just me... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... or does it seem like a bad idea to piss off someone who is building a missile?

  11. You don't need a real cruise missile... by herrvinny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    However, there have also been a number of people who claim I'm overstating the case and that it's not possible to build a real cruise missile without access to sophisticated gear, specialist tools and information not readily available outside the military.

    You don't need a *real* cruise missile, you just need a model aircraft. In fact, I've been thinking about getting one (not to build a missile, of course, but just to play with). There are even ones with gas turbines. Hell, do you really need a lot of explosives to terrorize someone/some group? You could even just load a model aircraft up with some colored gas, dump it over a group of people, and probably someone would get trampled to death in the rush to escape. I'm not a chemist, but I'm sure there's a heavier than air colored gas that's nonlethal that can be easily obtained. Even a model helicopter would be fine.

  12. Interesting Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's an article that was in the NZ Herald (our main newspaper) a few days ago. Interesting to see the differences in wording between this article and the BBC one, even in his comments.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?these ct ion=news&thesubsection=&storyID=3537971

  13. Re:Some discussions of the project and its shutdow by CoreDump · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Opening a can of worms and kissing my ass^Wkarma goodbye:

    You mean like 'guns'? Oh, but those are self-defense tools. Right. Let's take the NRA stance 'Homebuilt Cruise Missles don't kill people, people with homebuilt cruise missles kill people!'. Guns exist to kill/maim/destroy things ( be they other people, animals, or else ). Should they be likewise prohibited from possesion? ( Note there is a distinction between having the plans for how a gun works and possessing a gun ).

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  14. He'd already made his point by sjhwilkes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That if a privateer can build a cruise missile then all the billions the US is spending on Anti ICBM technology is money down the drain.

    If either terrorists or a foreign power want the strike the US then holing up in the Ozarks and building a cruise missile out of a combination of publically available and smuggled components seems a pretty plausible way to do it.

    I'm sorry to say it because I don't have a solution either, but making us take off our shoes at the airport etc. is an utter waste of time - terrorism is way too easy, just look at Iraq currently with GI checkpoints and patrols everywhere, even martial law doesn't fix the problem.

    Politics is the only answer, coming up with some final solutions in the middle east...

  15. I just want to know by seraph93 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why is this guy acting all suprised about it? From the article:

    The New Zealand government has moved aggressively to shut down this project -- and by using quite unscrupulous methods which appear to be in breach of the law.

    Oh, wow, really? Even though it's not technically illegal, I wouldn't be too shocked to find out that the authorities wanted to have a word or two with me if I was building a V2 in my backyard:

    "Oh, no, officer, this rocket is for humanitarian purposes only! And as a gift to all mankind, I've posted the plans online so that other humanitarians can build rockets of their own! What could be wrong with that?"

    It was a really cool project, but come on. Who didn't see this coming?

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  16. Not really a cruise missile by tonyr60 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bruce has put together a specification and built some bits for a device that could theoretically fly some distance in a controlled manner.

    But a device to cruise some distance carrying enough ordanance to make a difference at point of impact it is not.

    A pickup full of diesel and fertiliser would pose much more of a risk to the Govt of NZ and such a device is legal here, as long as intent to do harm is absent.

    1. Re:Not really a cruise missile by child_of_mercy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      no thats how fast/high *SOME* cruise missles can fly.

      a V1 (generally considered the first cruise missile) had nothing like what you're talking about.

      light aircraft have ranges heading into many hundreds of miles.

      and if launched in time of peace (as per terrorist attack) and kept in unregulated airspace could get within seconds of it's target without radar being an issue.

      New York and Washington in time of high alert might be able to respond in time, but off the top of my head i can't think of another city in the world (baghdad?) that would be protected.

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  17. Good. One Less Loon To Worry About by reallocate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tech point: How autonomous is this thing? What's the guidance system? Where did this guy get his maps and images? Or, did he?

    Political point: On his web site he says he won't try to understand how politicians think. If he can't be bothered to understand why politicians want to eliminate independent sources of military weapons, he needs tocheck his grip on reality.

    He sounds like one more presumptious and arrogant loon who thinks his moral dilletantism is reason to put others at risk. Good for NZ.

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  18. Re:Star Wars by El · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Star Wars only protects against ICBMs. Anybody that has the capacity to lauch ICBMs won't, because it would be obvious where they come from, and they fear retaliation. The real threat is from low-flying vehicles, not ICBMs. Drones, cruise missles, RC planes, even Cessna 180s could be used to deliver a payload -- and the "missile defense sheild" wouldn't help at all. We don't need to protect ourselves from weapon systems flying 10 miles up -- we need to protect ourselves from weapon systems flying 10 feet over the waves.

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  19. Naming Mistake by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of calling it a "cruise missle", why not call it an "automated in-flight mail carrier" or "hobby hover-craft". Then the military would not get their panties in bundle over it. Typical of us nerds to open our big mouths without realizing how the rest of the world will interpret it.