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Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale

tomhudson writes "According to zdnet, emachines, the company geeks like to make fun of, finally has a toy we'd all like to get for Xmas -- an Athlon64 on the cheap :-)"

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  1. Bummer by shystershep · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft has plans to deliver a 64-bit version of its Windows XP operating system for Athlon 64 desktops. Once that software is available, consumers will be able to make the step up to 64 bits.

    But not until then, apparently. Aw, shucks. Too bad there aren't any 64 bit operating systems out there now . . .

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  2. The Geek Xmas Connundrum by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    eMachines are poo.. Athlon64 is good.. eMachines are poo.. Athlon64 is good.. eMachines are poo.. Athlon64 is good..

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    1. Re:The Geek Xmas Connundrum by murphyslawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      But the eMachine comes with a free Frogurt!

      But the Frogurt is cursed!

      But it comes with your choice of toppings!

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    2. Re:The Geek Xmas Connundrum by ahem · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, no, no. You are having it just a leetle wrong. eMachines are goooood...





      for me to poop on.

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    3. Re:The Geek Xmas Connundrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The toppings are also cursed!

    4. Re:The Geek Xmas Connundrum by SpikeSpiff · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you add a teaspoon of wine to a barrel full of crap, you have a barrel full of crap.

      If you add a teaspoon of crap to a barrel full of wine, you have a barrel full of crap.

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    5. Re:The Geek Xmas Connundrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you add a teaspoon of wine to a barrel full of crap, you have a barrel full of crap.
      If you add a teaspoon of crap to a barrel full of wine, you have a barrel full of crap.


      Rubbish. The latter will have exactly the same amount of alcohol as barrel full of wine and that's all that matters.

  3. Slight Typo by fritz1968 · · Score: 5, Funny

    tomhudson writes "According to zdnet, emachines, the company geeks like to make fun of, finally has a toy we'd all like to get for Emacs

    There was a slight typo in the article description. I corrected it.

    Don't the /. editors have a spell check?

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  4. Re:Rendering times are about to go way down by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets See, the President of Pixar is who again? Hmm.. Right, Steve Jobs.. Yeah.

    Imagine what Pixar , etc will be able to do with an array of 64-bit emachines.

    I dunno, berate them? Taunt them? Buy expensive targets for nerf fights?

  5. Never sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This will never sell. Intel, which is the world leader in 64 bit computing, has declared that no one will want to buy a 64 bit desktop for at least another 3 or 4 years, when a cheap Itanium finally goes into production.

  6. Re:eMachines more useful than Mac by MikeXpop · · Score: 3, Funny

    "can run a hellofalot more software"

    In theory. When the emachines crashes and refuses to start up again, that's where you have your problem.

    "I can sell you a mac, or I can sell you this rock kinda in the shape of a pentium II"
    "Can the mac run windows?"
    "Um..."
    "I'll take the rock"

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  7. This is great! by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because, you know, when I think of 64-bit computing, I think of eMachines!

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  8. Re:Know your market, kimosabe. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny
    A $1200 system with a 64 bit processor and only 512 MB RAM? What gives?
    Didn't you know: "640kb is enough for everybody"?
    They're giving you a 1000 times as much as you need and you're still complaining. Some people are never satisfied.
  9. Re:$1299? by lederhosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah your right! $1299 is to expensive. If you want to burn money, why not burn $2000, and get that exclusive one-button mouse.

  10. Not if you are a true geek... by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    eMachines are poo.. Athlon64 is good..

    Actually, for geeks this is an easy decision.

    poo = 0
    good = 1

    Therefore, eMachines = 0 and Athlon64 = 1

    Since you are getting both of them, logically you have to AND them.

    (1 AND 0) = 0 = poo

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  11. Re:Why so quiet? = Looking at the Past Helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's an old headline I keep around, just to remind me to be nice when I see stuff (original thread subject) pop up:

    DIGITAL CORNERS NT 64-BIT MARKET - THANKS TO INTEL

    As the release of Intel's 64-bit P7 processor release has been put off
    until 1999, Microsoft has announced that it will not wait for the P7
    release to begin shipping 64-bit Windows NT 5.0. Instead, the first
    64-bit version of 5.0 will run on Digital's Alpha platform, which is
    already 64-bit, and currently has the fastest chip available: 533MHz.
    Rumor has it that Microsoft is buying up quite a few DEC Alpha 500MHz
    machines for its development staff.

    Digital is further preparing for the 5.0 release by slashing prices on
    new Alpha systems, taking full advantage on its two-year head start on
    Intel."

    grrrr...

  12. Re:finally has a toy we'd all like to get for Xmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You put Windows back on there?! Some friend you are.

  13. Re:$1299? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Porn and tons of it!

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  14. Just what I want for xmas by blanks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I cheap unreliable computer that will burn it's self out in 6 months. I would perfer getting a sweater I would never wear then getting an emachine and trying to support it/ keep it running.