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The Year In Ideas

popo writes "The New York Times Magazine has a review of the year's most original and interesting ideas. They include "The Tornado in a Can" ("A contained cyclone, it turns out, is very useful for pulverizing things") and David Stevenson's real-life proposal to dig to the center of the Earth. by sinking heavy iron through the Earth's mantle."

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  1. We could build it... by ToddUGA95 · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the moon and call it a "Death Star." Then we hold the world ransom for....one million dollars!

  2. Someone had to say it... by philthedrill · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I think the farmer (with his Tornado in a Can idea) has been watching too many Roadrunner cartoons.

    1. Re:Someone had to say it... by weston · · Score: 3, Funny
      Or Mystery Men....

      After enlisting additional help from a carny weapons designer (Tom Waits -- !!), who contributes such non-lethal devices as Tornado in a Can and a Blame Thrower, they head off to storm Frankenstein's lair.
  3. Breaking the laws of physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    A garbage-processing plant in Pennsylvania will go online with its Windhexe next month; the machine can turn two tons of trash into one ton of sterile powder.

    Wow, it's a device that violates conservation of mass!

  4. Windhexe? by Gudlyf · · Score: 3, Funny
    How long before Microsoft sues him for that name?

    Here's another page with some pictures of it.

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  5. Re:Journey to the center of the earth by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Furthermore the article states there is still a need for some "clever engineering" concerning the instrumentation.

    Sure and "clever engineering" is all thats stands between us and terraforming Venus.

    So can I get an "Invention of the year" award for my idea of using one of the moons of Jupiter (i am sure the greenies would whine about using ours) as an extrasolar vehicle/colony so that humans can explore the local region of our galaxy? The propulsion idea still requires some "clever engineering"

  6. Well, no shit? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Funny

    They include "The Tornado in a Can" ("A contained cyclone, it turns out, is very useful for pulverizing things")

    In other news, I have just concluded a study that has found that a glass of water, it turns out, is very useful for quenching thirst.

    Come one now, if they can clear trailer parks in 30 seconds, isn't this just a progression of logic?

    LK

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  7. Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou by corebreech · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're right. It's only acceptible as an adjective. For instance, I can call you a fucking asshole, and that's OK.

    Thank you for that clarification.

  8. Re:Journey to the center of the earth by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one thing i did not understand about the journey to the center of the earth proposal is how would you attach a sensor package with telemetry to a pile of goo at several thousands of degrees f.

    Dude, that's the easiest part. Just slap a big ol' water cooling kit in there (and maybe some neons just for the hell of it).

  9. Re:there already is a slashdot story... by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 2, Funny

    mmmmmmm..... Pulverized chicken feet....... Yummy!!!

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  10. Re:Ahem by Man+of+E · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but the iron would stay at the center of the earth, and with a laser you could build a tunnel right through the middle (since we're tossing out improbable scenarios anyway). Then with some "clever engineering" it could be stabilized and you could transport stuff through it. Such as flying pigs.

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  11. Geology Summary by fader · · Score: 3, Funny

    For those with too little time to read an admittedly informative and interesting comment, here's a quick summary: Earth has a crunchy center surrounded by creamy nougat and a crisp shell. Heavy stuff sinks slowly, but it's probably not a good idea to go breaking the planet.

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  12. Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, that wouldn't be ok either because you can't use asshole. Of course, you could say the following to describe a big hole:

    That's one fucking big ass hole.

  13. Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guinan busts Wesley crawling around her '10-forward'

    Is that what they're calling it now?

  14. "William Speed Weed?" by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's the author of the article on the Jules Verne Project. Is it just me, or does "Speed Weed" sound like a way to kill an afternoon down at the trailer park? Ghod bless 'im.

    Oh, and the project itself sounds cool as hell.

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  15. There's a "D" in there? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been reading it "Winhexe" all this time and thinking about a hexadecimal resource editor I used to use back in the Windows 3.1 days. I'm old and blind.

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