In all seriousness, there seems to be some misconception that iTunes can't play ogg files. Well, I'm not sure about on the the Mac or the PC, but there is a plugin for Amiga that. . ..no, wait. Damn!
-- It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Re:Changelog?
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 4, Funny
Here it is:
* Change version number from 4.1 to 4.2 * ???? * Profit!!!
Hey, here's a hint - If you load iTunes and hit that button that looks liek a triangle on its side - you can now play your "worthless" AAC files!
Man that must have been frustrating downloading all those songs and not knowing what to do next. Once you learn this "triangle trick" you might find you are able to play music on all sorts of things you couldn't before!! Those shiny discs at Target? They all have music on them as well as it turns out, once you slip them into that funny looking box in the middle of your car that until now has only emitted the tortured sounds of radio DJ's.
No need to thank me for opening the wide world of music to you.
-- "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Could've been an even shorter submission
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DrewCapu
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· Score: 2, Funny
if...
usr122122121 writes "iTunes 4.2 and QuickTime 6.5 were released today, available by Apple's Site and Software Update (respectively)."
were reduced to:
usr122122121 writes "iT 4.2 & QT 6.5 released today @ Apple and SU."
Heck, if usr122122121's nickname weren't so long he could've gone for the first ever (?) one-line/. story!
I choo-choo-choose you
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filmsmith
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· Score: 2, Funny
Since it was your post that broke my camels back, I'm going to bitch to you. If you don't want to read about a point release, DON'T! You didn't HAVE to come in here and bitch about having to come in here and bitch!
Come on, lets try doing some homework before posting.
You're joking right? Most people come here to avoid homework.
Re:just wondering
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josephpate
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· Score: 3, Funny
You hit the nail on the head. If linux is ever to succeed on the desktop, the distros will have to agree upon one common set of libraries and a common default window manager
I agree. And that Window Manager should be BlackBox! What's that? You want KDE? And someone else wants Gnome? Ratpoison?
......
We are so screwed.
Now that AOLers can buy iTunes music...
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phillymjs
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· Score: 2, Funny
...I guess this will be the most popular download within the next few days.
~Philly
Re:IPod is dead!
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 1, Funny
".. shortest news item, ever"
when it plays ogg, runs on linux, is devoid of patents, is open source, is GPLed and can first post for me.
Here it is:
* Change version number from 4.1 to 4.2
* ????
* Profit!!!
Bzzzzt! So sorry!
:)
iChat
iPhoto
Final Cut
Keynote
DVD Studio
Soundtrack
WebObjects
Streaming Server
Broadcaster
Remote Desktop
AppleScript
Panther
Not to mention the hardware:
AirPort Extreme
iSight
No problems with lowercase t -- in fact, I daresay the opposite is the case.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Hey, here's a hint - If you load iTunes and hit that button that looks liek a triangle on its side - you can now play your "worthless" AAC files!
Man that must have been frustrating downloading all those songs and not knowing what to do next. Once you learn this "triangle trick" you might find you are able to play music on all sorts of things you couldn't before!! Those shiny discs at Target? They all have music on them as well as it turns out, once you slip them into that funny looking box in the middle of your car that until now has only emitted the tortured sounds of radio DJ's.
No need to thank me for opening the wide world of music to you.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
???
What does a Triangle on its side look like anyways?
I don't see a button that looks like this: -
I like microcars
Scientists have figured out how to sucessfully reconstruct a circle given only two points.
And some other, related headlines...
Slashdot moderators continue to consume crack in mass quantities.
The parent post is decidedly not funny.
-- Fighting mediocrity one bad post at a time.
You mean iTunes GifT CerTificaTes.
It's to balance the fact that you'll almost never see an uppercase "I" in any product name.
i Think i mean "iT's To balance The facT ThaT you'll almosT never see an uppercase "i" in any product name.
iThink iThink, Therefore iThink iAm
Caller: iTunes segfaults when I execute it.
Phone Agent: What distro are you using.
Caller: Gentoo.
PA: Oh, we only support RedHat 7.2
Caller: Well can you tell me what the dependencies are. I'll just emerge them.
PA: Ummmm. We only support Red Hat.
Caller: What about Fedora? I've got a boxen running that.
PA: Ok, ummm, is that a version of Red Hat?
Caller: Grrrr. Never Mind
and so on...
--- Evil robots don't kill people, Mad scientists kill people.
were reduced to:
Heck, if usr122122121's nickname weren't so long he could've gone for the first ever (?) one-line
Since it was your post that broke my camels back, I'm going to bitch to you. If you don't want to read about a point release, DON'T! You didn't HAVE to come in here and bitch about having to come in here and bitch!
Let the modding commence.
fs
Apple keyboards only have one key. You'll take what letter comes out and like it.
You're joking right? Most people come here to avoid homework.
You hit the nail on the head. If linux is ever to succeed on the desktop, the distros will have to agree upon one common set of libraries and a common default window manager
......
I agree. And that Window Manager should be BlackBox! What's that? You want KDE? And someone else wants Gnome? Ratpoison?
We are so screwed.
...I guess this will be the most popular download within the next few days.
~Philly
In this case, your .sig is ironic.