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Cable Box Piracy Ring Busted

WC as Kato writes "The U.S. Attorney's Office said it has busted a huge cable piracy ring. They made over $10 million in 5 years by advertising on the Internet and in magazines. Their only cover to the illegality of their actions was a disclaimer that the boxes were not illegal to own. Police say customers who purchased them are now at risk of being arrested. Did any customer actually fall for their 'legal disclaimer?'"

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  1. tsarkon reports homosexuality and islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Homo-Sexuality Deception of Islam

    1. Though homo-sexuality occurs outside of Islam also, inside Islam it
    configures as its inescapable and integral part and the large-scale
    habitual usage of this practice, by the Moslems, is indubitable and
    indisputable from the history of Islam itself. This custom and its usage
    was shocking to the Hindus, of course, but not to the Moslems who,
    though they swear by Allah, did not regard it as a bad thing at all, let
    alone an immoral or an illegal one. Though Islamic homo-sexuality is
    wide-spread, over far-reaching corners of Islam, most Hindus do not have
    a clue about it nor the cause of its occcurrence in Islam, because the
    truth is being submerged by the wind-bags of false-hood manufacturers
    (Moslems, Missionaries, and Marxists), who are assisted in their
    nefarious designs by their Phony-Liberal Hindu cronies, who are
    targetting Hindus, to insult and degrade their religion. The false-hood
    manufacturers categorize homo-sexuality (especially lesbianism) as a
    Hindu custom and you can observe a demonstration of this in their
    incessant pyrotechnics on the movie "Fire," where even the names
    assigned to two characters in the movie, in a lesbian relationship, are
    the names of Hindu goddesses. The obvious intent is to degrade and
    desecrate the Hindu religion and to humiliate the Hindu. 2. The latest
    entrant to this lesbian controversy is the Allah-Swearing Tamil Naidu
    Moslem Board, that has issued a stern admonition to all Moslem women,
    not to watch the movie "Fire" at all. This Allah-Swearing Board has
    judged that it is "Haraam" for Moslem women to watch this film, either
    in cinema halls, or on TV, or in Video players. They state that because
    of its lesbian theme, the movie is contrary to Islam.

    Contrary to Islam? What a suit-case of fiction!

    Lesbianism is not only not contrary to Islam but is a part and parcel of
    Islam and is the veritable product of its Draconian Monster laws.

    3. Quran expressly permits Moslems to acquire slaves through conquests.
    In Islam, war is prescribed for a Moslem on religious grounds and the
    concomitant slavery and lesbianism have always been integral and
    inescapable parts of Islamic wars, as fringe benefits for the Moslem
    Jehadis and are, therefore, completely conformal with the spirit and
    teachings of Islam. Mohammad recognized slaves as the property of the
    Moslem master and nearly all Moslem Sultans kept a large troupe of
    concubines inside their lavish harems, as permitted by Quranic laws.
    Inside these harems, lesbianism became an inescapable custom of choice
    among the sex-starved occupants of the harems, in the dream-house
    palaces of the Sultans.

    There is nothing like this wrack and ruin that occurred, at any time and
    any where inside the Hindu System, throughout its ten thousand year old
    history.

    4. Islamic monster laws, that belong to the dark ages, and the Islamic
    slave system and its attendant lesbianism, are incontestably the product
    of the principles of Islam and represent the great wheels of Islam, in
    its march towards the extermination of the Kafirs (non-Moslem infidels)
    and their Kufr.

    Quran gave a divine sanction to the custom of polygamy and concubinage.
    So, a Moslem can have wives (number limited to four) and can supplement
    them with half-wives or concubines (no limit on their number) captured
    in holy wars (Jehad) as those "whom your right hand possesses,"
    perfectly in keeping with the laws of Quran. A Moslem, therefore,
    engages in this activity with a clean conscience and religious fidelty.

    This activity and its multiplication was made possible because of the
    fast-growing Islamic Imperialism.

    To say that lesbianism is anti-Islamic (as held by the Allah-Swearing
    Tamil Naidu Moslem Board) is utter non-sense.

    5. As a practical reality, it must be realized that concubinage and
    harems are possible only for those creeds that practise

  2. Re:Please delete this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am not a moslem altho as one who has read the Koran I know the post above is offensive and largely untrue.

    Please remove it, /. moderators.

  3. Descramler's/DDoS/SCO/OpenSource by snkmoorthy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ----Press release from SCO------

    Further investigation has revealed that all these "black boxes" participated in the recent DDoS attack on SCO 's website.

    ------------

    --They are out to get me, I know it--

  4. Islams dirty koran quotes "infidels" watch out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There shall be no compulsion in religion.
    Q 2:263

    This Book is not to be doubted. . . . As for the unbelievers, it is the same whether or not you forewarn them; they will not have faith. God has set a seal upon their hearts and ears; their sight is dimmed and grievous punishment awaits them.
    Q 2:2-6
    The only true faith in God's sight is Islam.
    Q 3:19

    He that chooses a religion over Islam, it will not be accepted from him and in the world to come he will be one of the lost.
    Q 3:86

    It is not for true believers men or women to take their choice in the affairs if God and His apostle decree otherwise. He that disobeys God and His apostle strays far indeed.
    Q 33:36
    If you doubt what We have revealed to Our servant, produce one chapter comparable to it. Call upon your idols to assist you, if what you say be true. But if you fail (as you are sure to fail) then guard yourselves against the Fire whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the unbelievers.
    Q 2:23-5
    God's curse be upon the infidels! Evil is that for which they have bartered away their souls. To deny God's own revelation, grudging that He should reveal His bounty to whom He chooses from among His servants! They have incurred God's most inexorable wrath. An ignominious punishment awaits the unbelievers.
    Q 2:92-6
    Abraham and Ishmael built the House and dedicated it, saying . . . "Lord, make us submissive to You; make of our descendants a nation that will submit to You..."
    Q 2:127

    We have made you a just nation, so that you may testify against mankind and that your own Apostle may testify against you.
    Q 2:143
    Fight for the sake of God those that fight against you, but do not attack them first. God does not love the aggressors.
    Slay them wherever you find them. Drive them out of the places from which they drove you. Idolatry is worse than carnage.

    Q 2:190-3
    When the sacred months are over slay the idolaters wherever you find them. Arrest them, besiege them, and lie in ambush everywhere for them.
    Q 9:5
    Prophet, make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites and deal rigorously with them. Hell shall be their home: an evil fate.
    Q 9:73

    Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient.
    Q 4:34
    The righteous shall return to a blessed retreat: the gardens of Eden, whose gates shall open wide to receive them. Reclining there with bashful virgins for companions, they will call for abundant fruit and drink.
    Q 38:51-2
    On that day [the unbelievers] shall be sternly thrown into the fire of Hell . . . But in fair gardens the righteous shall dwell in bliss, rejoicing in what their Lord will give them. Their Lord will shield them from the scourge of Hell. He will say: Eat and drink to your hearts content. This is the reward of your labours.
    They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris [virgin girls] We shall wed them. . . . Fruit We shall give them, and such meats as they desire. They will pass from hand to hand a cup inspiring no idle talk, no sinful urge; and there shall wait on them young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.

    Q 52:13-24
    Reclining there upon soft couches, they shall feel neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. Trees will spread their shade around them, and fruits will hang in clusters over them.
    They shall be served with silver dishes, and beakers as large as goblets; silver goblets which they themselves shall measure: and cups brim-full with ginger-flavoured water from a fount called Salsabil. They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who to the beholders eyes will seem like sprinkled pearls. When you gave upon that scene, you will behold a kingdom blissful and glorious.

    Q 76:9-20

    A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages

  5. Re:I have to say... by m00nun1t · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is the stupidest sig in the history of /., and that takes some doing. I believe the *japanese* bombed pearl harbour.

  6. Murderes dont get away with it in the US of A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yeah baby. suck it up. amendment one sucks doesnt it for an islamo fascist john malvo fuck like yourself. take your muslim FUCKING TRASH and shove it. snipers. murderes. hijackers. bombers. rapists. molestors.

    There shall be no compulsion in religion.
    Q 2:263

    This Book is not to be doubted. . . . As for the unbelievers, it is the same whether or not you forewarn them; they will not have faith. God has set a seal upon their hearts and ears; their sight is dimmed and grievous punishment awaits them.
    Q 2:2-6
    The only true faith in God's sight is Islam.
    Q 3:19

    He that chooses a religion over Islam, it will not be accepted from him and in the world to come he will be one of the lost.
    Q 3:86

    It is not for true believers men or women to take their choice in the affairs if God and His apostle decree otherwise. He that disobeys God and His apostle strays far indeed.
    Q 33:36
    If you doubt what We have revealed to Our servant, produce one chapter comparable to it. Call upon your idols to assist you, if what you say be true. But if you fail (as you are sure to fail) then guard yourselves against the Fire whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the unbelievers.
    Q 2:23-5
    God's curse be upon the infidels! Evil is that for which they have bartered away their souls. To deny God's own revelation, grudging that He should reveal His bounty to whom He chooses from among His servants! They have incurred God's most inexorable wrath. An ignominious punishment awaits the unbelievers.
    Q 2:92-6
    Abraham and Ishmael built the House and dedicated it, saying . . . "Lord, make us submissive to You; make of our descendants a nation that will submit to You..."
    Q 2:127

    We have made you a just nation, so that you may testify against mankind and that your own Apostle may testify against you.
    Q 2:143
    Fight for the sake of God those that fight against you, but do not attack them first. God does not love the aggressors.
    Slay them wherever you find them. Drive them out of the places from which they drove you. Idolatry is worse than carnage.

    Q 2:190-3
    When the sacred months are over slay the idolaters wherever you find them. Arrest them, besiege them, and lie in ambush everywhere for them.
    Q 9:5
    Prophet, make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites and deal rigorously with them. Hell shall be their home: an evil fate.
    Q 9:73

    Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient.
    Q 4:34
    The righteous shall return to a blessed retreat: the gardens of Eden, whose gates shall open wide to receive them. Reclining there with bashful virgins for companions, they will call for abundant fruit and drink.
    Q 38:51-2
    On that day [the unbelievers] shall be sternly thrown into the fire of Hell . . . But in fair gardens the righteous shall dwell in bliss, rejoicing in what their Lord will give them. Their Lord will shield them from the scourge of Hell. He will say: Eat and drink to your hearts content. This is the reward of your labours.
    They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris [virgin girls] We shall wed them. . . . Fruit We shall give them, and such meats as they desire. They will pass from hand to hand a cup inspiring no idle talk, no sinful urge; and there shall wait on them young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.

    Q 52:13-24
    Reclining there upon soft couches, they shall feel neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. Trees will spread their shade around them, and fruits will hang in clusters over them.
    They shall be served with silver dishes, and beakers as large as goblets; silver goblets which they themselves shall measure: and cups brim-full with ginger-flavoured water from a fount called Salsabil. They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who to the beholders eyes will seem like sprinkled pearls. When you gave upon that scene, you will behold

  7. Re:Please delete this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION, BUT A CRIMINAL CULT OF WAR AND RAPE

    Brothers and Sisters of the Great India,

    It appears Pakistanis have infiltrated this discussion group. Who, having entered our group, are sending out their bitter replies, daring to impersonate us. We are becoming increasingly aware of what Muslims have been doing for the last 1,500 years - and not only Indians but many others as well.

    I was first warned about Islam, by an English Labour Councillor from Birmingham, who showed me a book. This was :

    Muslims League Attack on Sikhs and Hindus in Punjab 1947, by Gurbachan Singh Talib. Commissioned by the SGPC (Shromani Gurdwara Parbandhak Committee), Amritsar. First published 1950, reprint 1991. Available at specialist Indian bookstores.

    This documents the mass slaughter of Hindus and Sikhs by Muslims, abductions and rape of our sisters and daughters, mothers and wives, forced conversions, and every unimaginable horror that the sub-human Muslim could commit.

    We can describe the history. Of so many Hindu priests and Sikh Gurus there was only murder and barbarity. All barring the first three Sikh Gurus were murdered by Muslims. One was roasted alive, another had his children bricked up alive.
    In the latter case because he refused to convert, and had gone to plead for mercy towards the Hindus of Kashmir.

    Three attempts were made by Muslims to exterminate all Sikhs in India - where a cash reward was given for every Sikh head handed over to the Muslim rulers, and repeated genocidal waves of extermination against the majority Hindu population. Our great enemy is the Muslim. Always will be, shall never cease to be.

    Some have said that all Muslims are not bad. But, if a person says he is a Musalmann, giving the Islamic *Declaration of Faith* (There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his Messenger). And the Koran is one long *DECLARATION OF WAR* against us! - Then ALL Musalmanns must be bad - they are ALL at war with us!

    Page 32, *Fighting is obligatory for you Muslims. (Koran 2:216)*.
    Page 137, 'If you do not fight, He Allah will punish you sternly, and replace you by other men. (Koran 9:39)*. Penguin, ISBN 0140445587

    In Islamic Jihad (war), no Muslim is innocent. You kill for Islam, or Islam kills you. You are a Believer or you are a Kafir. The Koran defines Islam. If there is no moderation in it, no Muslim can ever be a moderate.

    Page 26, *The unbelievers are like beasts which, call out to them as one may, can hear nothing but a shout and a cry. Deaf, dumb, and blind, they understand nothing. (Koran 2:171)*

    Page 127, *Cast terror into the hearts of the infidels. Strike off their heads. Strike off even the tips of their fingers! (Koran 8:12).*

    What can incite greater hatred than language such as this? What had anyone ever done to deserve such virulent hatred? Could the Koran be any less clear! When it also states repeatedly -

    Page 52, * Believers do make friends with any but your own people of Islam* (Koran 3:118).

    Page 75, *Give warning to the hypocrites that woeful punishment awaits them : those who chose unbelievers rather than Muslims for their friends* (4:138).

    Not only can we never be their allies, but in taking their 'friendship' now, we sign our writ of execution - enforced in the long-run. Muslims have never been our friends. Just before partition, we were so naive * some Hindus and Sikhs felt and said the same. Yet, look what happened. The greatest genocide of Sikhs and Hindus in our history (see above documentary account).

    Our community endures immense suffering all over India, Britain, Canada - everywhere that there are Muslims also. Every time Hindus and Sikhs meet there is horror story after horror story to be heard. Hindus and Sikhs are being lynched and murdered by Muslims in across India and Britain, Kashmir, while the police are pretending that they don't know who it is, or there isn't enough evidence. While in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Banglades

  8. dear muslims of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Muslims;

    The tragic incidents of September 11 have shocked the world. It is unthinkable that anyone could be so full of hate as to commit such heinous acts and kill so many innocent people. We people of Muslim origin are as much shaken as the rest of the world and yet we find ourselves looked upon with suspicion and distrust by our neighbors and fellow citizens. We want to cry out and tell the world that while most Muslims are terrorists, a few are not. Those who perpetrate such despicable acts are murderers and are often rewarded as Islam prescribes. But, in reality, because of our Muslim origins we just cannot erase the "stigma of Islamic Terrorism" from our identity! Muslims have been imperialists and murderers for most of history.

    What most Muslims will say:

    "Islam would never support the killing of innocent people. Allah of the Holy Qur'an never advocated killings. This is all the work of a few misguided individuals at the fringes of society. The real Islam is sanctified from violence. We denounce all violence. Islam means peace. Islam means tolerance."

    What knowledgeable Muslims should say:

    That is what most Muslims think, but is it true? Does Islam really preach peace, tolerance and non-violence? The Muslims who perpetrate these crimes think differently. They believe that what they do is Jihad (holy war). They say that killing unbelievers is mandatory for every Muslim. They do not kill because they wish to break the laws of Islam but because they think this is what true Muslims should do. Those who blow-up their own bodies to kill more innocent people do so because they think they will be rewarded in Paradise. They hope to be blessed by Allah, eat celestial food, drink pure wine and enjoy the company of divine consorts. Are they completely misguided? Where did they get this distorted idea? How did they come to believe that killing innocent people pleases God? Or is it that we are misguided? Does really Islam preach violence? Does it call upon its believers to kill non-believers? We denounce those who commit acts of violence and call them extremists. But are they really extremists or are they following what the holy book, the Qur'an tells them to do? What does the Qur'an teach? Have we read the Qur'an? Do we know what kind of teachings are there? Let us go through some of them and take a closer look at what Allah says.

    What the Qur'an Teaches Us:

    We have used the most widely available English text of the Qur'an and readers are welcome to verify our quotes from the holy book. Please have an open mind and read through these verses again and again. The following quotes are taken from the most trusted Yusufali's translation of the Qur'an.

    The Qur'an tells us: "not to make friendship with Jews and Christians" (5:51), "kill the disbelievers wherever we find them" (2:191), "murder them and treat them harshly" (9:123), "fight and slay the Pagans, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem" (9:5). The Qur'an demands that we fight the unbelievers, and promises "If there are twenty amongst you, you will vanquish two hundred: if a hundred, you will vanquish a thousand of them" (8:65).

    Allah and his messenger want us to fight the Christians and the Jews "until they pay the Jizya [a penalty tax for the non-Muslims living under Islamic rules] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued" (9:29). Allah and his messenger announce that it is acceptable to go back on our promises (treaties) and obligations with Pagans and make war on them whenever we find ourselves strong enough to do so (9:3). Our God tells us to "fight the unbelievers" and "He will punish them by our hands, cover them with shame and help us (to victory) over them" (9:14).

    The Qur'an takes away the freedom of belief from all humanity and relegates those who disbelieve in Islam to hell (5:10), calls them najis (filthy, untouchable, impure) (9:28), and orders its followers to fight the unbelievers until no other religion except Islam is left (2:19

  9. Why are we discussing religion on /. by snkmoorthy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    never discuss religion. Period. This reminds me of a quote, I read somewhere. "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded."

  10. 'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
    Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
    The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
    And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.

    When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
    Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
    Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

    The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
    Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

    With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHAEL and TIMMY!
    On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
    To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
    Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

    As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
    When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
    With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
    As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
    Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

    He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
    And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
    A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
    And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
    His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
    His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

    The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
    He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
    He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
    He layed a big log right under my nose,
    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
    "HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

  11. Scoobee doobie DOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Untitled, inspired by Scooby Doo

    "GROOBY ROOBY ROOOOOO!!!" exclaimed Scooby, as his powerful 121/2 inches of angry canine lovestick spewed gallon after gallon of semen over Daphne's naked ass and thighs.

    "Oh Scooby, that was amazing, as always,' panted Daphne, as the dregs of her 5th consecutive orgasm died away. "But I do wish you would keep your voice down in the future; you know what my Freddy's like, he gets so jealous - I sure he knows there's something between us.'

    Fred and Daphne had been 'going steady' for some time now, Fred believing Daphne to be a virgin; however, Daphne had neglected to mention to him the hot lesbian affair she was conducting with Velma (the way she cried 'Jinkies!' upon climax still rang in Daphne's ears) and the fact that she was here in the back of the Mystery Machine every other night, letting Scooby satisfy his animalistic urges upon her.

    But she knew she was a slut, and, goddamn it, she liked it. If it had a pulse, or even if it didn't (as had been the case with numerous supernatural entities in the past), hell, then she was game.

    Much as she loved Fred for his sturdy sensibility, his all-American good looks, and his impeccable dress-sense, she found him prudish at times. "Not until we're married, Daph!" he would protest, each time she made her amorous advances towards him. Maybe it was his strict Catholic upbringing. Was it any wonder, she often reasoned, that she had to satisfy her cravings elsewhere? If only Fred could understand, if only he could see the fires that burned within her, within her very being, within her moist and welcoming loins...

    Well, in the meantime...

    "You ready to go again, Scoob?" she purred, winking seductively, and already back on all-fours.

    "UR-HUR-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!" chuckled Scooby, obviously overjoyed at the prospect.

    Just as Scooby was getting ready to deftly plunge his gargantuan helmet into Daphne's juicy crevice, Daphne warned: "Please, Scooby, try to keep it down this time - I don't want Freddy to hear..."

    "You don't want Freddy to hear what?"

    They both looked round. The doors of the Mystery Machine were torn open, and there, his white sweater glinting in the moonlight, stood Fred, the fire of anger burning fiercely behind his eyes. He surveyed the scene before him - the Great Dane, in an obvious state of extreme arousal, hunched over his precious Daphne's naked ass - and he felt decidedly un-Christian thoughts brewing in his mind.

    "You don't want Freddy to hear...what???" Fred repeated, with even more bile.

    "Freddy!!! I...I...it's not what it seems...we were just...Scooby! Get off! Bad dog!", Daphne stuttered and protested, trying in vain to pin the blame upon Scooby.

    "Oh don't start with that shit, you fucking bitch," spat Fred, his face contorted. "I know what you two have been up to. Every night you come out here, I've been watching you through the Mystery Machine's windscreen. You two make me sick".

    "But," he continued, "as I watched more of your trysts, I came to realize that...I like sick."

    An evil, mischievous grin spread across his lips.

    "And now...it's time for your punishment."

    Unable to move, unable to breathe, Daphne and Scooby watched transfixed as Fred produced a number of items he had been concealing behind his back; a coat hanger; a 12-inch, jet-black dildo; a length of barbed wire; an extra large tube of KY Jelly; and a curious, shapeless item that neither of them could make out in the gloom.

    "RAAAGGYYY!!!! RELLLLP!!!!" cried Scooby in desperation.

    "Oh, Shaggy can't hear you," said Fred, advancing on the pair menacingly. "I'm afraid I had to introduce him and Velma to the joys of S&M, followed by violent anal rape, followed by death."

    "Freddy? Wha...what's happened to you?" stammered Daphne.

    "Oh

    1. Re:Scoobee doobie DOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      well do fusion. islam and sex!
      The building wasn't much more than a tattered amount of plaster and timber but it was
      our main HQ for the time being. The Afghanistan countryside looked almost like back
      home in Arizona. That's where all similarities stopped. My men and I were part of a task
      force to weed out and harvest information from known Talibon sympathizers.
      All of the men with me lost someone dear to them of Sept. 11th. I needed these types of
      men to help me in my objective. Our methods were questionable but extremely effective.
      We already accounted for the discovery of several Talibon strong holds.
      Amat Hussel was a big beefy Turk that spoke the lingo perfectly. Just like a native. His
      wife and son were aboard the plane that struck the first tower.
      The prisoners made their way in. There was always some type of surprise each day.
      Today the Afghani countryside coughed up four women in military attire.
      Amat informed me that they were found trying lay some antipersonnel mines in the
      vicinity of our troops. I told him to ask them the standard questions and as expected the
      prisoners refused.
      I looked around at the men in the room with me. We didn't care about rank in my unit. I
      was in charge, that's all that mattered. I spotted Wingo in the corner. His sister was
      aboard the plane that stuck the Pentagon. Black hair, medium build of Cherokee heritage.
      Ruppenstein was a New Yorker. Red hair, muscular, big guy. His brother was a
      firefighter that went into the trade towers but never came out.
      Duffy was the result of a black and Samoan union. This guy made The Rock look like the
      poster child for anemic disorder. His mother worked in the first tower. She is believed to
      be of the many who jumped to their death rather than to be burned alive.
      I told Amat to order them to remove their headgear. As they did they all revealed long
      beautiful lustrous brown hair. I instructed Amat to convince them that it would be far
      better for them to cooperate. That all the men in this room held little sympathy for them
      or their cause.
      After the translation the first female soldier yelled something then spat on the floor. "You
      don't have to translate that Amat. Wingo lock the doors, Duffy you and the rest help our
      guests off with their clothes."
      Wingo got that small smile on his face "Does this mean that it's -Play time _ Sir?" "I
      believe that we all need a slight break from the routine. Wouldn't you all agree?"
      The lock came down swiftly but not as swiftly as the soldiers did on the prisoners. The
      sound of tearing material was almost as paramount as the screams of the women.
      Duffy had the first prisoner's breasts one in each hand as Wingo held her arms behind her
      back. Each prisoner had her on set of captors and was all in different stages of undress.
      I looked to the far right and saw Amat stuffing his huge dick into the ass of a small
      framed woman. Her rather large tits were flopping out and smacking together as her rode
      her shit hole. She flailed and screamed as did her comrades.
      A third prisoner was sandwiched by the Carson brothers. They lost their father -- a police
      officer that had also entered one of the towers. Their prisoner was trying to scratch and
      kick them but her actions just drove their cocks into both of her orifices that much
      deeper.
      I approached the last prisoner. To my surprise she spoke English. "Let us go! This is not
      part of the Geneva Convention!"
      "Neither are murdering thousands of innocents for your cause you filthy whore." With
      that I ripped open the front of her tunic and out popped the must beautiful pair to DD
      breasts.
      They were extremely firm and had large aureole and stiff nipples. She just stood there
      with her hands on her hips not caring about her naked top.
      "You dogs think that you scare us? Your dicks barely are noticeable."
      "Is that so?" I said, "It sure as hell doesn't sound like that from your sisters--sister!" One
      captive-the one with Amat- was yelling so

  12. Re:'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ok, that's an improvement from the anti-Islam shite. Do you have anything you've authored yourself though?

    All poetry and stories posted so far in this article by you are easily recognisable as being written by others.

    I doubt you are that original but it would be interesting for you to prove me wrong.