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The Best and Worst Movies of 2003?

rufey asks: "As 2003 comes to a close, I thought it would be interesting to ask Slashdot what they thought the best and worst movie of 2003 was, and why. At the beginning of the year there was excitement about parts 2 and 3 of The Matrix triology, X-Men 2, and of course, LOTR: Return of the King. In Slashdot's opinion, what did and didn't live up to the hype and expectations, and were there any surprises?"

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  1. Ug.. by drayzel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here comes all the votes for ROTK as worst picture and GiGli as best... or seomthing like that.

    ~Z

  2. The Hulk by qewl · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hulk. Need I say more? I wanted to throw something heavy at the screen during most of the showing.

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    1. Re:The Hulk by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you kidding??? That movie should be nominated for the best comedy of the year award! I never laughed so hard in all my life...

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    2. Re:The Hulk by merphant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously. This movie was horrible, and long. Near the end of the film, one of the characters said "I'm sorry" and someone in the theater shouted back, "Not as sorry as this movie!"

    3. Re:The Hulk by forgotmypassword · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding, that movie was pure Shakespeare. The entire father son conflict was like right out of an unwritten play. The sceen near the end where bruce and his father were having dialog under the spotlight - it was such an homage to the theatre.

      This was one of the best movies of its kind that I have seen since Akira Kurasawa's "Ran".

    4. Re:The Hulk by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wanted to throw something heavy at the screen during most of the showing.

      Prehaps you are the Hulk ?

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  3. ROTK the best by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Funny

    and I have not had a chance to see it yet!!!

    I just know :-)

    worst...Gilie or how ever you spell that crappy Ben and Jen movie.

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  4. Piglets Big Movie by clifgriffin · · Score: 3, Funny

    really sucked.

    I mean it did.

    Put that in the bad list please.

    Thanks.

  5. if it were a poll it has a missing option... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny



    "What about all of us who don't go to the movies or buy dvds, etc. and practice what we preach you insensitive clod!"

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  6. My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Britney Spears in Crossroads.

    Very touchy and intellectual.

    I cried all night.

  7. "In Slashdot's opinion..." by PseudoThink · · Score: 4, Funny

    With regard to these movies, Slashdot doesn't have opinions. It has geekloads of rock-solid, indisputable facts. Though these facts might vary and occasionally even conflict, they are all absolutely true, from a certain point of view.

  8. The worst movie? That's an easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got this Paris Hilton mpeg, see, and...

    1. Re:The worst movie? That's an easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Battlefield Earth. It was so bad it keeps smearing itself into successive years. That kind of momentum of awful takes a long time to stop!

  9. new concept by slunk1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    wow. a thread designed just for trolling. interesting concept.

  10. Re:The Matrix by calebtucker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I suck as a person. Replace "was plenty.." with "were plenty.."

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  11. Terminator 3 - ick by UnderScan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kludge of a story that was hacked together to sell tickets. Inclusion of a new stronger, faster, & harder to kill Terminator that also oozes with sexual energy & is not scary or intimidating. Film score that didn't use the Terminator2 theme to inspire awe & fear.

    T2: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
    T3: "Talk to the hand."

    eww. I feel dirty just thinking about that film.

  12. ROTK BAD. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean the already published the book for the 3rd movie! How much does that suck? And don't get me started on how much it stole from that satanic game D&D! I mean anyone who has anything to do with D&D is evil and should be shot!

    1. Re:ROTK BAD. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
      I mean anyone who has anything to do with D&D is evil and should be shot!

      Would that be Neutral Evil or Chaotic Evil...?

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  13. Re:28 Days Later - best horror movie in years by mantera · · Score: 4, Funny

    it also won the privilige of being on a recent list of "movies which menstruate" that included, among others... ; "28 days", "28 days later", "red dawn", ""blood on the moon", "sunday bloody sunday", and "my bloody valentine"

  14. Re:Best: LOTR/Matrix. Worst: LOTR/Matrix by damiam · · Score: 5, Funny
    didn't have anything new to offer viewers except a nine hour fantasy-boy masturbation session.

    And what's wrong with that?

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  15. Re:WORST MOVIE EVER by guarddonkey · · Score: 1, Funny

    There was a sign outside our local theater playing this movie: "No Refunds Given For the Content of 'In the Cut'" Who knew Meg Ryan going topless drove that many people to demand a refund?

  16. Re:X-Men2 surprise, matrix revolutions by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you mean his acting "started to get cheesy?" Have you SEEN the Bill and Ted movies?

    Good Lord man, the reason they got away with Keanu Reeves in the first movie is because all he really had to do in that one was act confused the whole time. They ran into trouble when they actually tried to get him to act in the second and third films.

  17. Re:28 Days Later - best horror movie in years by bckrispi · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can't forget "Crimson Tide"

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  18. Re:The Ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is probably the scariest movie I've ever seen

    Absolutely agree with you there. I came home and *unplugged* my TV. To prevent me from dying of fright if one of the cats decided to sleep on the remote control and powered it up (this has happened before).

    If you've not seen it (or even if you have), The Best Trailer is still a treat (there were some crappy trailers for this movie out there as well).

    (I can't figure out a direct link - bastard stupid retards refuse to let people copy their god-damn *ADVERTISING*).

  19. Re:poll... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, you know waaay more about some website than you need to. Step away from the keyboard, and power down the computer

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  20. Re:Surprises by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Rushmore is the best movie made in recent times.
    > First time I saw it, I had never laughed so hard.
    > Now, when I watch it, it brings a tear to my eye.

    Groundhog Day did this for me. "Don't drive angry!" heh Though, it's not so recent. :/

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  21. A Great Flick You Probably Missed... by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm absolutely shocked that nobody mentioned this movie. This film is destined for the AFI's Top 250 Movies of All Time. Just you want and see!.

    What film am I talking about? You'll just have to see for yourself!.

  22. Why Slashdot Users Disliked "Kill Bill" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    It seems that "Kill Bill" has been given negative reviews by quite a few people here. And I might know why.

    Several of them went to it, thinking that it was a movie about an assasination attempt on a certain CEO from Redmond, Washington. They went to it only to find out that they have to settle for watching the South Park movie to see a dramatization of their dreams coming true.

  23. Re:Hail to the King..Yeah Baby.. by xigxag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doubtless many of you are wondering right now, Should I click on the parent's link or not? Is it worth my while using up my precious computing resources to spawn a browser window? He says it's a "gem". But maybe it's just Gigli again. Why couldn't he have just said the name of the flick, dammit!? Click or don't click? What a dilemma!!

    That's it, I'm fed up with this air-of-mystery shit! What say you we all band together and boycott clicking on needlessly obscure url descriptors like "this gem"? We few, we proud, we slashdotters, we can resist the lure of enigmatic links!

    Okay, I couldn't resist...it was "Air Bud Spikes Back."

    Sigh, what a downer. Damn you cjsnell. Damn you and your low slashdot number to hell! I'm so depressed, I'll think I'll go watch Chasing Papi (See? How hard was that?) . I like my bad movies with a little eye candy.

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  24. Re:Surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What does he tell her at the end?

  25. Re:The Matrix by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gee, obviously you haven't seen Dance, Monkeyboy which stars some guy named Balmer.

  26. Re:The Matrix by black+mariah · · Score: 4, Funny

    They shoved a WiFi card up his ass before flushing him in the first movie. It was a deleted scene, but you can see it on the upcoming Matrix Trilogy DVD.

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  27. Re:Quentens masterpiece by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

  28. Re: Bad Santa by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > My guilty pleasure this year was The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It was much better than all the reviews led me to believe. I actually enjoyed it more than X2 by a large margin. It was a fun action movie with really cool steam-punk technology and "magical" mythical heroes. What's not to like?

    A more formulaic movie was never made.

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  29. Re: The Matrix by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > I *STILL* think they could reopen the storyline using this premise.

    Yeah, adding another sequel always fixes things...

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  30. Re:another category by Wolfrider · · Score: 3, Funny

    > one person clapped and he was stoned.

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  31. Re:Worst: Master and Commander by amcguinn · · Score: 2, Funny
    They've got to catch the French ship--so? Why should I, as a moviegoer, care about that for its own sake?

    Um, because it's French. You know, like, from France. French. Get it?

  32. Re:Two that I forgot by Boing · · Score: 2, Funny
    Finding Nemo was really fun and Kill Bill Vol.1 was very entertaining.

    I can see why you'd pick those two movies... they're so similar. I love the scene in Finding Nemo where Nemo severs the heads of an entire school of fish.

  33. Re:The Ring by MrNemesis · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you did watch The Ring on DVD, how would you copy it to escape with your life?

    If you don't copy it, you get killed by a scary psycho-child-demon.

    If you do copy it, you get fucked over by the MPAA.

    I don't know which one is worse.

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  34. Re:The Matrix by icedcool · · Score: 2, Funny

    This one kid next to me was like, "What if he wakes up in front of his monitor." I felt the urge to show how violent video games have made me. ;)

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