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Beagle II Successfully Separates

Control42 writes "After the long journey out, it seems that little Beagle II, the lander of the Mars express mission has successfully separated. If all goes well, the lander should touch down on Christmas Day. Seems that NASA has actually lost the edge in robotic space exploration." Reader chalker writes "In order to build public interest in the Mars Exploration Rovers 2004 missions landing in January, NASA has released a series of movie trailers (Flash enabled page, Windows Media and Quicktime formats) for what they are calling "M2K4". They contain quite amazing animations of the landings, as well as a professional artistic style typically seen in action movie trailers. Additional videos on the launch, cruise, and landing challenges can be found at the JPL based mission site."

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  1. Quote from the Martian Information Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new British overlords.

    1. Re:Quote from the Martian Information Minister by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beagle II? Wish they'd sent Tony Poodle.

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  2. M2K4 ? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    Only 5 generations 'til we get to the R2 series!

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  3. Coming to a theater Near you! by Lipongo · · Score: 3, Funny

    See the Mars robot scrape up soil samples. Watch it analyse the atmosphere. Be awed by the movement over harsh landscape.

    Welcome to Mars!

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  4. I did that. by presearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once, I had to get two beagles to seperate by spraying them with a garden hose.

  5. Bleh. by clifgriffin · · Score: 2, Funny

    NASA hasn't lost its edge, it just has a different focus.

  6. Re:What edge? by azzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah.. 'cause Beagle 2 will be playing Blur tunes when it lands... it's hip and cool!

  7. Brit spacecraft? by mj01nir · · Score: 4, Funny

    British-made spacecraft? Damn, that's gonna be impossible to find parts for.

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    1. Re:Brit spacecraft? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep - they finally found a satellite design capable of leaking oil!

      Seriously, the design and impetus is British, but the project is very much an european effort. Big congratulations to everyone.

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    2. Re:Brit spacecraft? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's just hope the electrical wasn't contracted out to Lucas.

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  8. Mars 2004? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 0, Funny

    M2K4, soon to be shown on MST3K.

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  9. Merry Christmas, Mars by H8X55 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "After the long journey out, it seems that little Beagle II, the lander of the Mars express mission has successfully separated. If all goes well, the lander should touch down on Christmas Day."

    Awwww, how cute, we gave Mars an Aibo for Christmas...

  10. Re:What edge? by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Funny

    ESA has two as well - the part of Beagle that's going to land, and the part that's staying in orbit :-)

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  11. That's Corgis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not Beagles

  12. Well, of course Beagle's on schedule... by foxtrot · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...none of the ESA's member nations use Imperial measurements for much of anything other than selling beer anymore, so there's no conversions for them to screw up.

  13. Re:Direct Links to movies by warkda+rrior · · Score: 1, Funny
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  14. Waiting for news by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2, Funny

    So we're now just waiting for the news that the Beagle has landed.

    HH

  15. Re:Oh, God... by aldoman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ugh. I've lived in England for 15 years now, and the one thing that I know is that 70% of British people speak almost undecipherable English - the accents are very heavy in most (especially) northern palces. In Inner city areas, you would have problems understanding how much a newspaper costs. That's how bad the dialects are - it makes a good ol' Southern accent seem like a tiny difference.

  16. Re:Oh, God... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny
    So what you have basically established is that all "Martians" will be stereotypes of British nations and colonies when in actual fact a fairly substantial amount of these people don't drink tea and think that cricket is the most boring game ever.

    Precisely. :-)

    You see, the Martians are very adaptable, like the aliens in Alien Nation.

    And another thing- wait.. is it me, or we arguing over a slur against a nonexistent species?

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  17. Creationism? by manganese4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So to give equal time to the creationists, will NASA be required to launch a probe called Eden++ or Turbo Ark?

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  18. The beagle has landed.... by skywhale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, maybe not yet. I couldn't wait any longer.. :)

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  19. Mirror by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    In case of slashdotting, there is a mirror here.

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  20. Re:Oh, God... by 2sheds · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bloody Southern fairies.... ;-)

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  21. Re:Best of British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I couldn't find a picture of Colin Pillinger pushing Beagle2 on a shopping trolley, but I found a picture of a beagle pushing a trolley.

    Now you know where all those US government research bucks are going...

  22. Re:You forget. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Metric units have been tought in school for 30+ years as well..


    Instead of spelling?