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The Matrix Trailers, Reloaded and Re-Encoded
dark_lotus writes "The fine folks at The Matrix website, have re-encoded all 9 trailers from the original Matrix, bumped up the resolution and uploaded them for us to enjoy, including a never before released trailer. Also included, all the missing Reloaded and Revolutions Trailers and TV Spots - all now available to download."
I did that last night to the actual movies, which are now availiable (sic) to download from a P2P client near you.
*Spoiler warning*
The second and third movies are shit.
This site is about to be brought to its knees
Because the trailers were better than the actual movie.
Now if only those people would learn how to make a good movie!
............crap....why did my download just die?
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considering the post shows the actual domain in [brackets.com], you'll see there is no goaste.cx or whatever the site is
I mean, what's the bloody point of creating a new trailer for a film that's long been released ?
Some people believe that if you beat it long enough, the dead horse will respond.
You can get the entire plot of the movie with all the deep thoughts and ambiguity by watching the short trailers as opposed to sitting through the whole movie where everything gets ruined by the script.
And suckage is easier to deal with in small doses.
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Worse boxed set ever!
it's a sig, wtf?
Is everyone still asleep? For some reason I'm actually able to see the page and download the trailer at higher than 500 bytes per second. Something is wrong, very very wrong.
Try actually thinking for yourself. It's quite refreshing.
I swear, the slamming he gave it the day after Revolutions came out has to be one of the funniest daily shows lines this year. He kept harping on it for the rest of that week. Everytime me or my wife hear someone mention the matrix, we both end up looking at each other and saying "It Bloooooooowwws" for giggles.
-chris
Do starting to smell or breaking into pieces count as valid responses?
It seems like the creators of the movie didn't care at all how the movie would look like.
They really had other things to worry about. I guess that explains everything, especially the dialogue and plot, obviously written in a hurry by someone completely absent-minded and concentrated on something else.
slow news day
It was crap.
Did anyone else think, in the "missing trailer", when they showed the text 'In 1999 The Matrix Has You'
"Shouldn't that be 'In Soviet Russia'?"
Could not resist, sorry.
Alex
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
Neo: Woah.
Morpheus: But we've known that since the first movie.
Zion is being attacked. The next hour and a half consists of:
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
Shooting the wall.
Shooting robots.
Shooting robots.
"Accidental Friendly Fire." (The guy owed me a few bucks.)
Shooting robots.
Shooting bigger robots.
Neo: I know how to save Zion. I have to login to the kernal and see if he'll grant me root/admin privileges.
LOGIN: Neo
PASSWORD: trinitywaseasy
(Neo clicks Apple > Restart.)
The End!
Honestly I don't care about "High Resolution" trailers and other propoganda if the actual content is crap.
.deviatefromtheabsolute.
I want to see them keep using the same actors. I want to see Hermione dealing with menopause ("Alanda heat flashus!"), Ron in rehab, and Harry struggling with 2 failed marriages and a soul crushing job as head school custodian.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
I can see it now, "The Asstrix - How deep does the butthole go?". Starring Ron Jeremy as Morpheus.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
That's it Mr. Anderson, look past the domain name and see your enemy.