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Looking Back At Windows Security In 2003

thebatlab writes "Help Net Security has an interesting look at security in Windows during 2003, with various blurbs from related parties at Microsoft as well as security 'bigwigs' such as Russ Cooper. It's interesting to read the comments from external parties, as they tend to be very reasoned comments and don't simply attack away over recent 'indiscretions' and 'security lapses' Microsoft has had over the year."

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  1. Re:Looking Back At Windows Security In 2003 by MikeXpop · · Score: 0, Funny

    *rimshot*

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  2. Re:Its crap but just as crap as anyone else by ePhil_One · · Score: 1, Funny
    I almost believed it until I read this line:

    For firewall we kept windows because the software we currently use performs much better on windows than Linux.

    What fortune 500 company is using computer based firewalls? Let me know because I'll happily take over as "Cheif Security Officer"

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  3. Slashdottism by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the same holds true for businesses, but there the problem was more of a problem with the "Default Installation". We have long known that default installations are inherently insecure.

    Windows "out of the box" is as wide open as the goatse.cx guy.

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    1. Re:Slashdottism by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      No shit, I installed XP and I already had Blaster. I hadn't installed anything, downloaded email, downloaded anything, but it was there.

      This, if you don't know, is called Microsoft Security :)

  4. External Parties? by morelife · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's interesting to read the comments from external parties, as they tend to be very reasoned

    -SNIP-

    Yeah, and if I poke you in the eye with a sharp stick every morning, you'll get used to it. It might even appear "reasoned".

  5. Biggest problem with windows security by key+nell · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a new worm out there that exploits a security hole still in Windows 2k/XP from when it was released.

    It has the capability to shut down applications, goes right through anti-virus software (even the latest patches!!!), and gives total control of the victim computer to the creator of the worm.

    An attempt by the powers that be to shut down it's source of updates was thwarted by various government agencies and the worm itself.

    Unfortunately there is no patch to get rid of the W32.MS.AutoUpdateRequired worm.

    1. Re:Biggest problem with windows security by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm still looking for a patch for the W32.Clueless.User worm. It seems no matter how restrictive the firewall, this little blighter can get in.

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  6. Short look back on MS Security... by TheDarkener · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sucked!

    <bows>

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    1. Re:Short look back on MS Security... by TheLetterZ · · Score: 2, Funny
      Three days ago I checked our 2003 server and noticed that the Windows Update icon was visible in the Start Menu area.

      I clicked the icon and saw that W-update had downloaded a patch for Internet Explorer.

      I installed it and immediately upon installation, Windows 2003 server warned me that it had to shutdown and reboot for changes to take effect.

      Gee wiz, the company's flagship server needs a reboot for a browser patch. And these are the same people who make surveys for Linux users to find out how to improve their software?

      Here's a tip, Microsoft. Stop turning Sun's slogan "The network is the computer" into "The browser is the computer".

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  7. Looking back... by starseeker · · Score: 1, Funny

    at Windows security, one thought comes to mind - eeeek.

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  8. Summed up in three words: by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    j00 w3r3 h4xx0r3d!!!!!!

  9. Re:Its crap but just as crap as anyone else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    computer based firewalls?

    As opposed to what exactly?

    Firebased computer walls? (In soviet russia?)

  10. Rophel. by i_am_syco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows Security is an oxymoron. Just like the French fish who cleaned everything from Finding Nemo.

  11. My security lookback... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A hole in Windows was announced today. Thats great, as soon as Windows Update tells me there is a fix available, I'll click and reboot to apply it.

    A hole in Linux was announced today. Developers released a patch in 34.36 minutes flat after hearing the news. Download and update today! /me, goes to website, they list some long inexplicable explanation of the hole. Link to some .tar.zip.gz.bz2 file (this saves bandwidth). Just run it through tar -xvzjf and it will automagically extract. Run make clean; make superclean; make reallyfuckingsureyourclean; make install; (whoops, su; make install) and boom! its installed.

  12. Re:Its crap but just as crap as anyone else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's inside of it? Magic packet-smashing Gnomes?

  13. Re:Slashdot by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot: The antidote to well reasoned comments.

    Hello, new sig.

  14. HA! by thepuma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Security. That's like... Military Intelligence? Jumbo Shrimp? Microsoft Works?

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    1. Re:HA! by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2, Funny

      Country Music?

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  15. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The *ultimate* in web security... the inaccessable site.

  16. Re:Should I patch? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny
    How? By unplugging the net or the power supply??

    Don't worry, MS is working hard on coding a new exploit that works even when your PC is offline and disconnected from the net! Due Real Soon Now(tm)!

  17. Re:Does anyone know... by einer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure. That conclusion follows. ;)