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Digital Music Stores Reviewed
Kozz writes "If you've thought about trying the new Napster 2.0, or perhaps MusicMatch, or even WAL*MART music service, you really need to read this review at BBspot.com. Brian takes a break from his standard satire fare and writes a comprehensive review not only of the previously mentioned stores, but also of BuyMusic.com, eMusic, Apple iTunes, and RealOne Rhapsody. It breaks down the features of each service, the prices, restrictions, general pros and cons, and really gives you an idea of which one(s) you should try depending on your needs."
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Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight
One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.
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o_/_____\_____________\____________/____\_______o
a|_______|_____________\__________|______|______a
t|_______`._____________|_________|_______:_____t
s`________|_____________|________\|_______|_____s
e_\_______|_/_______/__\\\___--___\\_______:____e
x__\______\/____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|____x
*___\______\_-~____________________~-_\____|____*
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o______\_____\______//_________(_(__>_\___|____ _o
a_______\___.__C____)_________(_(____>_|__/____ _a
t_______/\_|___C_____)/______\_(_____>_|_/_____ _t
s______/_/\|___C_____)_ KIRK!
e_____|___(____C_____)\______/__//__/_/_____\___e
x_____|____\__|_____\\_________//_(__/_______|__x
*____|_\____\____)___`----___--'_____________|__*
g____|__\______________\_______/____________/_|_g
o___|______________/____|_____|__\____________|_o
a___|_____________|____/_______\__\___________|_a
t___|__________/_/____|_________|__\___________|t
s___|_________/_/______\__/\___/____|__________|s
e__|_________/_/________|____|_______|_________|e
x__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|x
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I hate you, I hate your niggers, and I hate your niggers.
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Fuck GNAA, TROLLKORE, AND CLIT. You all massivly fail it, you gay homofags.
End SCO lunacy now!
Do not mod people up with goatse in their sigs.
rkz is a known troll
The conspiracy theorists have always asserted that the men in black don't think we're ready to know about alien life. This is why they go to such extremem measures to keep it a secret. I've yet to hear a single valid argument as to WHY the government would think we're not ready or what advantage it would be to keep it a secret. Any conspiracy theorists care to shed some light on this particular theory?
Quoth your sig
"GCS d--(-)@ s: a- C++()@ UL* P--(---) L++ E- W+++(++) N++ o K? w---$ PS+ PE- Y+ PGP++ t+@ 5-- X++@ R- tv++ b DI+ "
Geek-code is so hella lame. It basically says "hey I'm cool, I invented an impractical language with a loosely defined incomplete grammar for which I can strut my importance.
You might as well put "TBL++" in your code too.
Tom
Someday, I'll have a real sig.
if you'r gonna rip off the GNAA, at least use your own name
Go ahead, bust me - I deserve it :-(
Obviously this post was meant for a different thread - The Mars Polar Lander story in the Science section.
Link to goatse in sig = troll
Troll?
Please justify. A bunch of AC's are ganging up on anyone who posts anything insightful and you mods actually belive them. Its getting out of hand.
hello?
sweet. thx man
The rest was downloaded, LEGALLY, off Emusic before they changed their subscription model.
Not like I listen to all that stuff.
She wants you. If you click on the banner, she'll be yours forever.
SCO is in Lindon, however.
it's an animated gif - look at it long enough and the image will change. also his "homepage" link is an image of shit. but you're probably rkz himself, just like the rest of the AC's who are saying rkz isn't shit.
rumours persist that the won-eyed girl in the jump-you ads may not be real, &/or, is not a paid up member of robbIE's dating service.
.conpair with 'other' online dating services? conpairabully speaking, they all suck, monIE/info/etc..., at everIE opportunity, whilst ?delivering?, you tell us robbIE? don't save everything for the interview?
how does this
Nice moderation, asswipe. No, I'm not the OP, but it pisses me off to see you fuckwads slapping a guy down for taking the time to show courtesy towards someone who posted helpful information.