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Fingers Crossed for Beagle

Adam_Trask writes "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers. Beagle 2 has been carried to the vicinity of Mars by the Mars Express mothership, and released successfully to go its own way for the final leg of the journey."

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  1. Three Cheers for British Space Efforts by matthew.thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hip hip - Horray!

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  2. I knew Snoopy would made it... by Hanul · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. as a WWI veteran flying on his doghouse to Mars.

    1. Re:I knew Snoopy would made it... by stevesliva · · Score: 3, Informative
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  3. Xmas Presents by splutty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I personally think this must be one of the nicest Xmas presents in a while. And hopefully this one won't go awry and actually produce the results everyone in the community hopes for.

    Anyone else thinking about 'London, The Beagle has landed'..

    Mad.

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    1. Re:Xmas Presents by JimPooley · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be 'Leicester, the Beagle has landed' - the whole thing is being controlled from the National Space Centre in Leicester, where you can actually go and watch the control centre in action.

      Although actually it's going to announce itself by playing a tune by Blur, as well as using a Damien Hirst painting to calibrate the cameras.

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  4. First images back from the Martian surface by xenoweeno · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're making me VERY angry...

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    2. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did something similar with the pathfinder images. Big purple alien. Afterward, I realized it could be even more fun to place a small beer can in the distance and claim they never went to mars. Look, they left something on the set! Stir that pot.

  5. The Beagle by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Tranquility Base...the Beagle has landed!

    1. Re:The Beagle by snake_dad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a quick FYI: the actual landing site name is Isidis Planitia. (Don't click the resources link unless you like pink...)

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  6. Nitpicking by geeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adam_Trask didn't write that summary. Dr David Whitehouse, BBC News Online science editor did, and Adam_Trask just lifted the sentences out of the article. Shouldn't the poster make that clear?

    1. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've been saving up a couple of excellent recent slashdot mis-spellings for just such an occassion:

      1) "Analiser"

      Something which makes one anal, I guess.

      2) "Celibration"

      To mark an important event by giving up sex?

    2. Re:Nitpicking by missing000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm glad I still support copyrights.

      I'm actually quite disappointed that I support copyrights.

  7. Wow by The+One+KEA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this probe does manage to survive, then it will be a testament to the skill and abilities of the engineers and managers who helped build it. Hopefully, its success will inspire the bean counters to be a little freer in their funding in the future ;)

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    1. Re:Wow by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it succeeds then this will be taken as an affirmation that cheaper can work. Unfortunately, some will think of it as cheaper is better.

    2. Re:Wow by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      cheaper IS better. more sponsors will get interested as it becomes more realistic to be involved. lots of little projects guarentee more successes than single large projects. its like raiding your drives, or not putting all your eggs in one basket.

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    3. Re:Wow by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No better is better.

      When you say cheaper is better the first thing that pops into my head in this case is....

      "This week on Junkyard Wars, we'll give TWO teams TEN hours to see if they can bodge together a Martian Probe!!"

  8. Weird design, hope it works by Stalke · · Score: 4, Funny

    "When Beagle gets to the surface its power is almost spent and it must immediately open up and expose its solar panels to the sunlight to charge its batteries and run its systems. Too much of a delay and it will die."

    Sounds sortoff like the ipod. After a year in space the battery doesn't hold much of a charge.

    "Beagle survives on the energy from its solar panels and has no way to clean them if they get dirty because of, say, a dust storm."

    Havn't they considering using windshield wipers. They come as standard equipment on all cars but I guess on space probes they are an optional extra that wasn't purchased :)

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  9. airbags by kjba · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...and they must protect Beagle for up to 12 bounces

    How long before we can expect such technology in our cars? Such cars would just bounce back in a collision. Not to mention the potentials for bouncing airplanes!

    1. Re:airbags by acidrain69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I didn't check on this, but the Beagle probe doesn't weigh as much as a car, and it has a parachute to slow it down. You probably wouldn't have enough time to deploy a parachute and have it open and slow you down enough to make a difference.

      I wonder if they could do something like in the movie demolition man, with the foam. That would be sweet. And it should taste like chocolate or something.

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    2. Re:airbags by Araneas · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well judging from the pictures it has three floppy bags hanging off its body and Britney only has two.

      Nope, I'm wrong, forgot to count Madonna

  10. If you want to know more about Mars by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps the best science book I've ever read is A Traveler's Guide to Mars. This book is full of the latest imagery from various mapping missions, and the author (well known planetary scientist William K. Hartmann) tells you, in clear enjoyable prose, basically everything we know about Mars and how it has been figured out. It turns out that Mars is way more interesting (and wet) than you probably expect. If you plan on following the Beagle 2 mission and the two NASA rovers that follow next month, then this is the book to have.

    G.

    1. Re:If you want to know more about Mars by FroMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you do not want to limit yourself to just a measely little red planet hoever, you might want to pick up this book, often considered the definitive work on the universe.

      Dr. Adams may well be most remembered for this work detailing not only travel through the universe in the heart of gold, but also covers travel through time also. There are lessons within this excellent tome that could even help you fly without the assistance of any mechanical devices. This is a must have book especially if you have ever pondered the secret of life, the universe, and everything.

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  11. Oh boy by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Then there are the airbags. If anything goes wrong the engineers suspect it will be them. They failed their first tests and had to be designed and built without a full testing regime.

    The bags werent fully tested? Havent they heard of Murphy's law?
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    1. Re:Oh boy by Bill_Mische · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better yet, they filmed it for BBC2. We saw the bugger fail first time round. But in the end it had to go on time or not go at all.

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  12. a bit gloomy and doomy by jason0000042 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article is full of gloom and doom. It makes it sound like there's no chance at all that it will succeed. I hope it's not as bad as all that. I think they're just trying to keep everybody's hopes from getting too high. Well, my hopes are high anyway. And whatever happens, watching this story unfold will be much more fun than watching some stupid parade with giant inflatable balloon cartoons.

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  13. manufacturer by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers.

    I didn't know Ford made spacecraft!

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    1. Re:manufacturer by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's an unmanned mission and they still included a dozen cupholders?

    2. Re:manufacturer by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it's called the Ford Probe.

  14. Refreshing pessimism (or objectivity?) by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's refreshing to read some space odyssee report that is not full of state propaganda and overblown optimism. After reading the article, I felt like that we were probably going to lose Beagle, but also, I actually felt really excited about the mission. I care. Good journalism and insider reporting! Thank you, BBC.

  15. I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of the environmental impact to outer space with all of that oil leaking from the British spacecraft.

    1. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think of the environmental impact to outer space with all of that oil leaking from the British spacecraft.

      Good thing it isn't manned, too. Can you imagine what those poor Brits would have to eat? Dehydrated British food! Ack!

    2. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Dehydrated British food

      How different could it be?

    3. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Dehydrated British food! Ack!"

      The worst part is that the vehicle isn't well insulated. Their lager was cold!

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    4. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by elvum · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah... ironically, in Britain, American cars have the reputation of doing about ten miles to the gallon and belching out pollution as if global warming was a left-wing conspiracy ;-)

  16. Atmosphere issues by manganese4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would assume the difference between entering a nitrogen atmosphere vs a carbon dioxide atmosphere is the larger heat capacity of CO2? Alternatively, it could be a result of greater drag due to the larger mass of CO2 and the ability of CO2 to deform more readily than N2 and thus increasing its effective coefficient of friction.

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    1. Re:Atmosphere issues by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. It's because CO2 is more fizzy than nitrogen.

  17. Huh? by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else getting tripped up by the author's choice of referring to the nose cone as one word?

    nose cone
    nosecone.
    nosecone?
    WTF?
    no secone? No Habla!
    nosec one?
    Oh! Nose cone! Sheesh!

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    1. Re:Huh? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'd have trouble adapting to Sweden and other countries like Germany. :-) Where we always write two words as one, and it's even considered bad practice to separate them. The reason is because of problems like this:

      "ice cream" vs "icecream". Here, "ice cream" (written in swedish) would mean "some cream made of ice" literally, while "icecream" would be a completely different word meaning, well:

      A smooth, sweet, cold food prepared from a frozen mixture of milk products and flavorings.

      I.e. what you probably mean with "ice cream".

      Because of "problems" like these, swedes, germans and probably many more, write words together if they mean something special when written together. Or, uh, something like that. :-)

      "nose cone" in swedish would be "a cone you put on your nose", or something weird like that, while "nosecone" is a special "thing", in this case:

      The forwardmost, usually separable section of a rocket or guided missile that is shaped to offer minimum aerodynamic resistance and often bears protective cladding against heat.

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    2. Re:Huh? by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there an American English (British?) dictionary? I'm inclined to start one...

      Bonnet = Hood
      Boot = Trunk
      Fag = Cigarette
      Big Gay [insert name] = Fag
      Chippy = Fish and Chip Emporium (Nobody says Emporium, I just like the word...)

      Great Britain is England, Wales, Scotland

      United Kingdom != England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland (not Eire!)

      Oh, and we don't like the French, if you hadn't noticed. France is nice. The French aren't.

  18. Re:No offense by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Go figure... The Hubble.... oops, we didn't check the f*cking thing would *work* before we sent it up. The last Mars probe "well, sh*t, metric, imperial what's the difference". The Shuttle "Lets design a complicated brick that if it gets a tiny nick, it burns up on reentry".

    I'd agree with you on Hubble -- that was just stupidity. Regarding the metric/imperial -- who the fuck knows how that happened? But that's not bad engineering, that's bad project planning. As for the Shuttle, bear two things in mind: 1.) a crack in the leading edge of the wing is not a nick, and 2.) you're also looking at a design that's almost 30 years old.

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  19. Beagle 2? by SeXy_Red · · Score: 4, Funny
    Can we call him snoopy?

    It gets energized by laying in the sun, just like the dog in the comic, so I think its a good match.

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  20. Art and Music by boatboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As an artist, I'm especially interested in the artistic ambitions of the Beagle 2 mission. They plan to play a song by Blur for the Martians and use a Damien Hirst painting to calibrate the spectrometers. Seems to be a well-rounded adventure.

  21. Curse you, Red Planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh wait, that was another flying beagle.

  22. Merely the beginning by mhw25 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Lets not forget the Beagle/Mars Express is only the first of a trio of spacecraft to Mars this year. Look at JPL: Where are Spirit and Opportunity right now and you can see how close the spacecrafts of the Terran armada is together. A golden opportunity for science if all of them make it.

    In terms of expectations/cost factor the Beagle/Mars Express is perhaps the most ambitious one, therefore the high emphasis on what could go wrong in the Beeb article. A kind of be hopeful but keep your fingers crossed thingy.

  23. Beagle? by CompWerks · · Score: 3, Funny

    The name beagle doesn't exactly inspire much confidence.
    Pit Bull, Bull Dog or Rodesian Ridgeback would have had a better chance of surviving.

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    1. Re:Beagle? by flyingdisc · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's named after the beagle, which if I remember rightly was the ship Captain Cook used to sail to Australia and through the pacific. I guess it's trying to conjure up the image of exploring to great unknown.

    2. Re:Beagle? by SquareOfS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, half right. It's named after the Beagle, which is the ship on which Charles Darwin was the naturalist, which visited (among other places) the Galapagos Islands, where Darwin formulated much of the theory of evolution by natural selection.

    3. Re:Beagle? by CompWerks · · Score: 4, Informative
      I guess this explains it:

      How the H.M.S. Beagle got Her Name

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  24. Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missions by flyingdisc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If beagel makes it and returns data it will be a fantastic achievement. To event attempt to do this on this budget is staggering. In real contrast to NASA and even ESA space missions. If it works there is alot to be proud of.

    It's unlikely to do much to boast the british space industry. There is little space funding outside british funding of ESA and ESA only contracts out to companies/universities for an equivalent sum as that nation put in. There doesn't look like the UK is prepared to change it's space funding arrangements (too much of research funding is tied up on the ground based observatory stuff) and so the british space industry is unlikely to benifit. This coupled with the increased protectionism in NASA will limit any boast British space projects might get.

  25. Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineering by yndrd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm guessing from your comment that you've made an in-depth analysis of every British engineering project since the Wall of Hadrian, analyzed their flaws, and developed a report. That's important scholarship, there.

    "The British" don't have a cultural blindspot to engineering any more than the Jews have a love for money.

    Any patterns you see are the same you'd see with hindsight in any nation's engineering projects.

  26. Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let me see if I have this straight.

    It carries no passengers.
    It has no propulsion system
    It's not even airtight.

    Instead of "spacecraft", wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a "box"?

  27. Re:No offense by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, I'd be happy to see a probe that manages to land on Mars for once. :-) It's sad to see those crashing probes. Even better would be if it not only landed, but also found something interesting while looking for life to create some hype! Would be good for NASA et al. as well. :-/

    Oh, you missed a failed probe too:
    NASA's Mars Polar Lander May Have Landed Safely

    Not that I really want to bash anyone for their failed probes. When you think about it, it's awesome they have even got probes to land over there. However, I could personally have been without things like mixed up distance units. :-P

    And it's not only NASA that makes these kind of mistakes. Read and weep:

    "When the European Space Agency's Ariane 5 blew up less than a minute
    into its maiden mission several months ago, it was revealed that the
    disaster was created by a software bug -- a program that tried to push a
    64-bit number into a 16-bit space. About $7 billion was written off in
    that single disastrous explosion."

    The reason for this? They accidentally uploaded the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5 before launch. Needless to say, the rockets didn't work exactly the same. :-)

    This math bug caused both the primary and backup computers to hang.

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  28. Yes. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

    I needed the picture to figure it out. Getting old I guess. Damn kid journalists making up new words. Why when I was there age we had only 1 word and we liked it.

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  29. More news on ESA Mars efforts by zzabur · · Score: 5, Informative
    ESA is also planning long term Aurora programme for eventual manned mission to Mars.

    Aurora roadmap:

    • 2007 - an entry vehicle demonstrator mission to validate and demonstrate high-speed re-entry technology
    • 2009 - ExoMars, an exobiology mission to send a rover to Mars in order to search for traces of life - past or present - and characterise the nature of the surface environment.
    • 2011 / 2014 - Mars sample return, a split mission to bring back to Earth the first samples of Martian material
    • 2014 - Human mission technologies demonstrator(s) to validate technologies for orbital assembly and docking, life support and human habitation
    • 2018 - a technology precursor mission to demonstrate aerobraking/aerocapture, solar electric propulsion and soft landing (formerly envisaged as a smaller Arrow-class mission to be launched in 2010)
    • 2024 - a human mission to the Moon to demonstrate key life support and habitation technologies, as well as aspects of crew performance and adaptation and in situ resources utilisation technologies
    • 2026 - an automatic mission to Mars to test the main phases of a human mission to Mars
    • 2030 / 2033 - a split mission that will culminate in the first human landing on Mars

    More information: ESA or Spacedaily.

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  30. Look Out For The New York Version by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Bagel 2"

    Ouch!

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  31. Re:No offense by mhw25 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > I love the British people; they are friendly, clever, well spoken, and generally well thought out. That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered.

    Well, the magnificient stations and bridges that Isambard Kingdom Brunel designed/built for the Great Western Railway stood the test of time, retaining both their functionality and beauty. And if you forget the open topped tour buses of London and take a walking tour along the Thames and you'll see how so many of the graceful Victorian bridges still stands despite them not being designed to carry modern multi axled heavy vehicles.

    Most British engineering today tends to be rather less assuming but mostly works. The North Sea petroleum industry is one example. The tube is a bit shite at times but you have to consider the lack of investment it had to endure for decades.

    Perhaps the greatest reason why British engineering failed to produce some spectacular sucsesses to match their illustrious predecessors is the brain drain - most of the best engineering students left to work in the city for the banking and financial institutions.

    At the end of the day you can't blame entire nations, be it British, American, or anyone else for mistakes made by individuals/teams, especially given the cost constraints and management meddlings.

  32. Re:If it is really as bad as... by TrueBuckeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't see the article, with the exception of the heat shield and the redesign of the parachute, as talking about any shortcomings of the Beagle design, but rather the inherent difficulties and challenges of trying to get anything to Mars intact. NASA has used the same airbag technique before on Mars, so that is accurate. I LOVE the fact that the EU, Japan and China are really starting their own space explorations. While the U.S. seems to see that puting dollars into space is a waste, the people are even more worried about being seen as second in anything, so their success is going to push our program into hopefully doing something other than retooling the space shuttles.

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  33. Against all odds by Bram+Stolk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I'm to believe the article, then all odds
    are against a successful mission. Why not lower
    the objectives a little, and pass on the landing
    attempt?

    The article makes it appear to be a doomed
    mission.

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    1. Re:Against all odds by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The mission is in 2 parts, the lander is actually the smaller of them. The orbiter will happily continue its mission if the lander is lost.

  34. Weight Loss by Quill_28 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How much weight would have to be launched into space before it has a noticeable effect on earth?
    Are there any theories on this?

    1. Re:Weight Loss by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't think we have to worry about this. Two reasons:

      1. The Earth is really big. Like, really really big.
      2. Tonnes and tonnes of stuff is falling to Earth every day in the form of meteors etc., adding to the overall weight of the earth. Even if they burn up it re-entry, the remaining dust and gases or whatever have still got to weigh the same as the original rock.

      If you're looking for stuff like that to worry about, worry that low-Earth orbit is getting too cluttered, and that one day there might be what the Scottish Sci-Fi author Ken Macleod called an ablation cascade in his book The Sky Road.

      An ablation cascade is when a small-ish collision in orbit results n a whole bunch of high-speed fragments flying off and causing secondary collisions, and the whole thing spiralling off into a domino-rally-type exponentially-increasing SNAFU, until the Earth is surrounded by deadly high-speed fragments of metal meaning that we can't leave the planet for hundreds and hundreds of years.
      now that's scary.

  35. Re:No offense by Redmega · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IIRC the hubble debacle wasn't all that stupid. The mirror was tested thoroughly, it was the testing apparatus that was screwed - and even that was only down to a fleck of paint under one of the bolts holding the thing in place. I wouldn't bet my house on it though, I'm probably wrong. A costly mistake nonetheless.

  36. Re:No offense by Bill_Mische · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you'll find the missing ingredient is money...

    Quote of the week:

    Interviewer: "What happens if you find life on Mars?"

    Prof.Colin Pillinger: "I'll find it a lot easier to get funding for the next mission"

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  37. Re:Landing time? by Bowdie · · Score: 2, Informative

    08:20Zulu December 25th.

    Happy to help.

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  38. Dupe? by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Timothy approved a much more informative summary article Yesterday, in the Science section, here, detailing all the issues encountered before landing.

  39. Re:No offense by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 3, Informative

    The reason for this? They accidentally uploaded the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5 before launch. Needless to say, the rockets didn't work exactly the same. :-)

    This math bug caused both the primary and backup computers to hang.

    They didn't use the Ariane 4 software by accident. They intentionally re-used the software (presumably with some constants changed) and tried to save money by omitting thorough re-testing.

    See section 2.1 of the report on the Ariane 5 failure for a full explanation of how it happened.

  40. Re:No offense by mormop · · Score: 3, Funny

    That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered.

    No offense taken. The problem is that since the 1980s, every engineering decision in the UK comes under a potential veto from accountants who it seems (according to management consultants) have such a powerful understanding of every subject under the sun that they are capable of making decisions based on instinct alone.

    The end result is that you get things like a parchute regiment that carries 400lb of kit per man yet has parachute's made of toilet paper because the specified grade of nylon was 1p(1.5c) a sq. yard more expensive.

    Hence the expression "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer and to make a right fucking mess that sinks a project completely requires an accountant".

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  41. Re:If it is really as bad as... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 2, Informative

    They were basically told 'hey, want to send a probe? it's got to be ready next week and weigh less than X kg' so they had to rush it.

    See the official History

    OK, so they had 5 1/2 years from 'hang on lads, I've got an idea' to launch date - but NASA usually take a lot longer than that to design, develop and test probes.

    So they're taking a gamble, on the basis that it's better to try and fail than never try. And if it works, it'll be fantastic.

    Mark

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  42. Re:Darmstadt, the Beagle has landed by NickFitz · · Score: 4, Informative

    You are both almost right :-)

    The National Space Science Centre, Leicester, UK hosts the Lander Operations Control Centre (LOCC). The Open University, Milton Keynes, UK hosts the Lander Operations Planning Centre (LOPC). And Darmstadt, Germany is the location of the Mars Express Mission Control, which handles the spacecraft which was carrying Beagle 2 until a few days ago, and which will be used (along with NASA's Mars Odyssey) to communicate with the lander.

    More info from sunny Leicester. (Actually, it's raining here right now.)

    I've never visited the NSSC, although I only live about 2 miles away from it. (It looks like a giant condom.) Sounds like Christmas would be a good time to get over there.

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  43. Re:No kidding by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is, I can almost reconstruct what the engineers actually told this journalist from his overwrought, overdramatized story.

    The people who built this thing are smarter and more numerous than the person who's telling us about it. Keep that in mind.

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  44. Re:Let's hope it's the green antennae... by Guipo · · Score: 2, Funny
    mars has oil?

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  45. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by SteveAstro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Absolutely.
    I ran into a woman at an airport last week who was an English teacher. We chatted, compared kids, that sort of things, had the "where have you been ? what have you been doing ?" conversation, and I was bitching about the appalling lack of imagination of the engineers I had been working with in Egypt. She then said "Imagination ? Oh an engineer doesn't need imagination. Its all about punching numbers into computers" I restrained myself, but pointed out that there was quite a lot more to it than that.

    Its a complete cultural blindspot. C.P. Snow explored our national attitudes to science in his 1950's book "Two cultures". Little has changed, except we now make less than half of the stuff we made even by 1979 standards.
    Steve

  46. Christmas press conference from 10 Downing by deathofcats · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tony Blair: "I have extremely good news to report from Mars this afternoon. Our probe to Mars has found Saddam's missing weapons of mass destruction."

  47. Re:No kidding by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way the article read to me, the engineers said

    "Engineering is complicated, and difficult. There are lots of things that can go wrong. We did the very, very best we could to make sure we covered all our bases, but if something WERE to go wrong, odds are, it would be here."

    The journo spun that to mean that "These people are just throwin' the bones. Who knows if this thing is going to work?"

    I don't have any particular insight into this project, but my strong suspicion is that there's less drama than this writer might want to imply.

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    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  48. Space: the final property rights frontier by howlatthemoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't they know some Yemeni men own Mars? This is old news, but three men from Yemen sued NASA for tresspassing as documented in this 1997 CNN story. According to the article these individuals have a 3000 year old claim on the red planet. What they do not realize is that my past life regressionist told me in a past life more than 5000 thousand years ago aliens gave Mars to me. Therefore, their claims are null and void.

  49. *eye roll* by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers."

    Never has Churchill been so abused by such poor parodies.