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Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet
Oneamp writes "A woman in Lincoln, Neb. has been ticketed for appearing nude in public after she published photographs of herself doing so. Apparently, it's not neccessary to be caught in the act. CNN article here" The article does not link to Harrington's website.
Ticketed just for looking at said pictures ...
Of course, the ticket was from my wife, not the police
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
This kind of "exposure" can only help her site and her income.
Getting busted over something minor isn't the point.
Now if she was really cool she'd get someone to take some naughty shots of her in the police station.
.sigs are for post^Hers.
That's what i call "The Pr()n spirit"
The package said "Windows XP or better. Pentium Class Processor or better"... So I got a Mac with OS X
In Iran?
FRA: STFU GTFO
Yeah, the last thing a porn site wants is traffic. :)
Rarely was an 'informative' rating supplied with such speed. Only a few responses, and already modded up to +5, too. Who says ./ers don't recognize a good thing when they see it?
She sees the swarm of slashdot referral log entries on her server.... "Ewww!!!!" and pulls the plug.
So I wonder if the cop who spotted her naughtly little secret is going to own up?
How did the police find the pictures?
Hmm . . . it's also unlawful to use government property to surf porn sites at work, you know . . . :p
Ah yes, I see, the Lincoln City Council has taken upon itself to surreptitiously photograph its citizens, then edit the photographs to make them appear as if they are violating ordinances in order to collect citation income from them.
Tell me, do you have the aluminum foil hat, or did you get the spiffy titanium one?
A surgeon made her busty.
The cops made her famous.
And now geeks will make her rich.
It's the new American dream.
I only read slashdot for the "articles".
"Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable coupons"
The only reason she was charged was because the bar owner objected.
what pathetic perverted sick domineering tightass prude working at the police department is pursuing this one? ah hah! here he is!! LOSER!!!
The one article people would actually read, and you have to go and ruin it!
You honestly think a law prohibiting public nudity sounds unconstitutional? How many Froot Loops box tops did you collect to get your law degree?
... this should have been the story, and it needs a Farkin' boobies tag.
Oh wait, I thought this was fark for a moment.
Slashfark?
How about a boobies.slashdot.org section?
I want to see her in a line up! We need to get a positive ID before charges are brought.
uhm yes, I signed up just for helping her with money for her legal fund... that and the articles...
Is there pictures of her getting farked too?
Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
Oh my god! MOM???
You're not required to incriminate yourself. They couldn't have forced her to post those photos. But she did, and she's busted.
Yeah, she's busted alright...
that the /. crew actually research the links and people actually go to the links before posting.
I don't know.
Protecting you from naked women in public. If guys can go topless, so can girls. Here that girls? :o)
No! Nudity! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT NUDITY!
Auuugh, my precious eyes are going to be corrupted! I can feel my mind melting under the hidious hideiousnedd of NUDITY!
Why, you know the dangers of nudity in public? Well, there's a lot of them, I'll tell ya!
* World might implode
* Meteor might impact earth
* Solar flare could fry us
In addition, it might contribute to GLOBAL WARMING!
FIGHT NUDITY TODAY!
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Never criticize religion on Slashdot. You will be modded down for "Troll" no matter how factual it is.
Apparently the authorities didn't think this was quite so funny so they sent him another letter containing a picture of some handcuffs.
This reminds me something that happened last year (2002) at the Office. Once our two-year receptionist decided to quit, the management realized that it was easier and cheaper to hire a temp for the task. The first temp lasted one week, the second two weeks and the third was at the time going apparently well. Three weeks after the new temp was in place, rumors started circulating that she had a "semi-nudie" site on the internet. After paying lunch to some shady characters, I finally managed to see the site. It showed pictures of the lady in skimpy underwear, with some very useful and desirable bodily attributes on display. Unfortunately, for her, the news about her site was well-known at the time, and she got sacked "not for being half-naked", according to the brass, but for "divulging such information at the work environment..."
And here I am, saying that we should have sacked the management instead and hired more temps...
Now Now!
Don't be insensitive to Nebraska Vice cops. They spend hours every week searching for public nudity in Nebraska on the internet. (This is about as big as Vice gets in Nebraska I imagine.) They don't like looking at pr0n, but somebody has to do it to preserve the moral fiber of Nebraska!
Won't somebody think of the Nebraskans!
Nebraska Vice Squad: It's the toughest job you'll ever love.
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Apparently it was the owner of one of the bars she was in.
7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
Conservative.... christian... martini bar... typical.
I oppose such laws because they make no room for exceptions if the chick is hot.
These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
Ugh, IN Howard Stern? Where are the pictures of that?
my favoreite part of her site is the biography:
;-)."
"I'm kind of a drunk, I mean I'm not one of those "Bar Whores" but I do like to drink and have a good time, if you know what I mean
And then, after claiming she isn't one of those stupid slutty barwhores, she proceeds to display a photograph of her with a beer in hand on the way to the mouth, at a bar, with several other drinks, pulling her shirt down to flash her tits.
Sounds like a bar whore to me.
. . . it's a good bust.
Hey, don't complain, it's a website for geeks, remember?
I have a photographic memory for numbers. I know almost a hundred of them.
If God had meant for us to run around nude, we would have been born that way.
I make six figures too!
:(
Oh... you mean without the decimal point.
Have you tried Linux yet?
And don't forget to post links to your photos here.
You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
actually it seems that she IS the webmaster, and on this site you can find some more pics of her.
you guys have no idea how weird i feel, sitting here in lincoln, NE, and getting pr0n off slashdot...
If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
To quote myself at work, when the dress code comes up: "You fuckers are lucky I wear clothes at all."
You are born naked, and if you time things correctly, you will die naked!
Arg! Droopy! Not safe for anybody!
A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
It's not my fault she's 48. Sigh.
He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
Slashdot traffic is the kind that knows how to get it for FREE...
Where, sadly, "it" refers to pornography. Not quite the most desirable know-how.
Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.