CES 2004 Coverage

TheCheat writes "CES 2004 is just getting underway in Las Vegas. It looks like there is quite a bit of coverage from several websites including: Anandtech's revelation of Intel and AMD roadmaps; Tom's Hardware's look at Xbox2 rumors; A look at Microsoft's keynote at ExtremeTech; and finally a look at some BIG monitors at TrustedReviews. It looks like CES is much bigger than COMDEX this year."

Comments

Comdex?

[Anonymous Coward]

My penis is bigger than Comdex was last year. And I am a FP troll, so that doesn't speak well for my penis.

really BIG monitors?

[Metallic Matty]

A freakin' 76 inch monitor!?

My god.. its like some sort of idol for geekish worship.

Re:really BIG monitors?

[Kenja]

Just think how long it'll take to clean when you sneeze.

76" Monitors?

[vpscolo]

Were are going to need some really hi-res pr0n to make best use of that. Hmm HDTV pr0n maybe :) Rus

Re:76" Monitors?

[Metallic Matty]

Were are going to need some really hi-res pr0n to make best use of that

I have no doubt that this is a common use for such viewing technologies.

Re:76" Monitors?

[Anonymous Coward]

I know that when ever I've hosted a circle jerk, one of the major distractions was everyone crowding around the computer monitor.

Now I can just throw down a tarp, and enjoy the event.

Re:76" Monitors?

[hrieke]

Do you really want to see what these girls look like at HDTV resolutions?
(Wall Street Journal had an excellent article about how broadcastors are having a hard time dealing with the way people look on screen, IE, Not Good. These are the men and women of soap operas, lord help us with porn stars).

Gadgets, schmadgets....

[TopShelf]

Where's the booth girl review?

Re:Gadgets, schmadgets....

[Anonymous Coward]

The only booth girl worth caring about...

How can people say BSD is dying when it has a mascot like this?! Linux needs to get its act together if it's going to compete with the kind of hot chicks and gorgeous babes that BSD has to offer!

You just can't take Linux seriously when its fronted by losers like these. Would you buy software from them? I don't think so! You Linux groupies need to find some sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?!

With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat! Don't you wish you could get one of these? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!

Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!

More relevant coverage, please.

[Guano_Jim]

The question that remains to be asked above all these hardware-related questions:

How many girls in skimpy outfits are hawking products?

Inquiring slashdotters want to know!

Re:Monitor?

[NanoGator]

"Considering my Monitor (24") is bigger than my TV (21"), I think I value computing more than "entertainment" :)"

Internet porn is not computing, it's entertainment.

Porn Expo?

[barureddy]

Will someone please elaborate? I was channel surfing past CNN saw that there is a porn expo going next door. Is that really true. If so that is truely a place the be for a geek.