When Geeks Go Camping
mikep.maine writes "CNN and Business 2.0 have an interesting article on Tim O'Reilly's Foo camp for geeks - not just any geek - people like Google founders, Tim Bray (invented XML), and venture capitalists. Stashed away in the rolling hills north of San Francisco ... Foo Camp, a new breed of geek gathering organized (somewhat) by O'Reilly & Associates. The idea: Get 200 or so smart folks with a lot in common together in one place at one time, let them pitch tents, toss in a Wi-Fi network, and see what happens. Turns out, quite a lot. You are as likely to bump into a founder of Google (both were there) as the vice chairman of Warburg Pincus. Yes, they had Wi-Fi and marshmallows."
Well, I consider myself a geek, but when I go out camping, all I need to take with me is a couple of gallons of gasoline and then I got entertainment for a whole weekend.
If you went camping with your geek friends and you woke up the next morning and your butt hurt and you couldn't remember what happened would you tell anyone?
no...
Want to go camping?
they had Wi-Fi and marshmallows
I suppose that's a typo. You meant mushrooms, no?
Do they all sit around the campfire popping pimples and telling network management horror stories while holding LED flashlights under their chins.
I'll stick with the city, thank you very much.
We'll go snipe fragging!
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
So, were the VCs there for comic relief then? Please say so, it'll be very hard to sleep tonight when I keep grinning like this...
Hate me!
put all the wi-fi access points in one spot :)
and you have yourself an outdoor lowpower microwave
Candle burns its brightest in the dark
Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, you are cordially invited to supply your own joke here.
In Soviet Rush, today's Tom Sawyer gets high on you.
Geek camp? I guess the fact that the campsites don't have showers won't be a problem for these folks.
No, I'm sorry, you're mistaken. Camping is about about roasting marshmallows over an open wireless router with 300 clients :).
identify the bodies? RFID or fingerprint scanners? I'd privacy issues with either if I died thank you very much!
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Around the campfire sat the founders of Google when someone came around and tried to scare them with a SCOst story..
"It is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue"
From excellent karma to terible karma with a single +5 funny post...
You are looking at it like a vacation. Think of it instead as the ultimate telecomute:
:)
* You don't have to pay rent
* You don't have to shower
* You get to live off ramen noodles
* The company pager is futile
* You have the biggest most scenic office window ever.
Sounds like a geeks dream to me
Lesson 1: navigating in a wood-like enviroment.
Lesson 2: starting a fire without matches
Lesson 3: starting a fire with matches
Lesson 4: starting a fire with matches and gasoline
Lesson 5: preventing wild life from coming too near to your fire.
Lesson 6: How to extinguish a burning rodent.
Lesson 7: treating burn injuries
Lesson 8: How to leave a burning forest.
Lesson 9: How to look very, very innocent
Do they all sit around a campfire and Instant Message ghost stories??
Don't fret, folks, the novelty of being able to swear up a storm wears thin even with kids eventually.
I still haven't gotten over being able to run around the place with a goddamn pair of motherfucking scissors with no one to yell at me.
No fire needed for toasted marshmallows!
You know what?
They're only campers if they wait in the same spot for a whole round and then kill you. PWNED!@#(@!
WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
To terrorize martians?
caption this picture if you dare! It's from the camping expedition...
g e/ foodoc_38.jpg
http://www.searls.com/doc/foocamp2003/roll1/ima
Well, you must have done something because I went camping not too long ago and no one cared.
My Blog
Sure... cast the blame on someone else.
For relaxation, campers ... disassembled a Toyota Prius, then put it back together again (it was a rental).
Sounds like fun!
http://tomgould.com/
> But a computer is fucking heavy. My pack is heavy enough with food and
> shelter and extra clothes. About the most high tech thing I take is my
> iso-butane stove and my water filter.
Dude, your priorities are off. A butane stove? That's way heavier than a
laptop, and totally unnecessary. (It's *much* more fun to cook with real
fire. Take a box of strike-anywhere matches.) Water filter? C'mon, get
real. If you're seriously worried about the water, boil it, but in most of
North America (as long as you're not right downhill from a big city) the
ground water is potable as it stands. Just watch to see if the birds are
drinking it. Extra clothes? What *for*? It's not like you're going out
to the mall every afternoon and need to look hip. Shelter? Shelter? I
suppose that means a tent... personally I'd just take a nice plastic bag
(to put the computer gear into if it rains) and maybe a hat.
I suppose you're also taking a sleeping bag (dude, just wear a light jacket),
a big old pillow (put your head on your pack, stupid), toothpaste (water works
fine), shampoo and conditioner, a toaster, and a car door so you can roll
down the window if you get hot. By the time I finish taking superfluous
stuff out of that megapack of yours, there'll be room in there for a full
tower and 20" CRT. Make it a 17" PowerBook instead and you can say you're
travelling light.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
Well, you must have done something cool. Any mere mortal would have gotten modded -1 Troll for that!
No -- *I* didn't invite XML!
Manta
I was just going to suggest that somebody push you off a cliff, in case you feel like inventing something else.
-- Repeat with me: "There is no right to profits".
Cool!
I have a LOWER Slashdot ID than the inventor of XML!!!!!
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D'ya think Tim might have some issues surrounding exclusion from the Bohemian Grove?
That's okay. I wouldn't admit to it either.
-k
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An importan question:
With everybody there being an equally good candidate to be the guy whose underwear are run up the flagpole, who would they choose?
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