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Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow

gxc writes "The world's first free national wireless grid is no longer with us, after waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything. Although only one person died, the damage is so bad that there is talk of winding up the country , meaning their fortuitous ccTLD could go the way of .su. Perhaps the easiest way for Slashdotters to help Niue would be to choose a .nu domain over the dull alternatives."

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  1. Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What will happen to my expensive .nu domain?!

  2. Quick, grab by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.slashdot.nu is still available! Only 60euro/2 years! Think of the fun we could have. Uh, we could make, um. hm. A fresh nu slashdot. That'd be fun.

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  3. Maybe the first national free wireless gird... by _Pinky_ · · Score: 1, Funny

    But I seem to have plenty of free wireless points around here... Just drive around, your bound to find one... :)

  4. Ahh... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

    1. Re:Ahh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

      Yeah unfortunately it was the unintended output of giving Dubya sunshine on an early campaign stop. You know, a butterfly flaps its wings in whatever city in china's name is usually inserted here...

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  5. Will the last to leave please turn off the lights? by Sabu+mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that something? The country can just close up shop. They just give two weeks' notice to the UN and start planning the retirement party. Will attending nations please contribute five dollars for drinks and a small gift.

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    (for a Klondike bar)?
  6. Re:For some strange reason... by danielrm26 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...perhaps a good reason to seek professional help.

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  7. Not nu by hashinclude · · Score: 4, Funny

    King Arthur: .. Ni!

    Aide: Nu!

    Arthur: Nono -- you're doing it wrong! n_I_

    Aide: Ni!

    Both together: Ni! Ni! Ni!

    </sorry>

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    US is now divided as the "Red" and "blue" states. Red States = communist countries. Coincidence? I think not
  8. Please update your apt.sources files by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a reminder to those Debian users in Niue, the mirror.debian.nu apt-get server will be down until further notice. It seems we were prepare for the Slashdot effect, but not a big fucking cyclone effect. Thank you, Local Debian Mirror Administrator

  9. Re:Just a novelty...? by danielrm26 · · Score: 1, Funny

    "A tradgedy to be sure,..." ...although not quite as bad as my spelling of tragedy. :(

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  10. Greenhouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    My gallows sense of global warming humor requires I ask: "So what else is .nu"?

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    make install -not war

  11. Obligatory by cascino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um... no .nu's is good news, right?
    [ducks]

  12. They should have listened to the CIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It says right there in the CIA World Factbook "Natural hazards: typhoons "

  13. No more .nu TLD? by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Slashdot trolls hope and pray that the Christmas Islands never get hit with a similarly devastating typhoon.

  14. Next Week On Slashdot... by spudthepotatofreak · · Score: 1, Funny

    The island of Niue recently showed up on ebay, and the bids are expected to be in excess of $100 usd... and as a bonus for being the winning bidder you also receive the entire island's population as your own personal servants...

  15. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like Quebec.

  16. Umm.. by jamesjw · · Score: 4, Funny


    Who says theyre witout a wireless setup?

    What ive seen theyre wireless, roofless, treeless, homeless.. :(

    -- Jim.

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    -- If at first you don't succeed, lie!
  17. What else is .nu? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider a comparable situation. Japanese insurance companies run their spreadsheets in the Earth Simulator supercomputer and preemptively wind up the USA, rather than go through all that tedious Greenhouse/cleanup business.

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    make install -not war

  18. Re:information on niue by originalTMAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    since you were actually modded up for that, I'd have to assume that some of the mods are your regular customers.

  19. Re:Just where is personal responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You SOB, you made me go to google to debunk that :)

    In 74, Ford was President and unlikely to pick a Dem as ambassador.

  20. Re:For some strange reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    For some strange reason... Whenever I think of .nu russian kiddie porn comes to mind.
    Well, if you'd set your home page to something other than "www.preteenlolitas.nu", you might not have that problem...
  21. Hmm... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    G.nu is Not Usable

    ".NU Search Results for "g.nu"
    Your domain name, including ".nu", must contain between 6 and 65 characters. "


    :-/

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So try to grab:

      LinuxisntG.nu

      Stallman might already have it.

  22. Re:French nit-picking by netsharc · · Score: 2, Funny

    pinko.com.my ? Oh it should be "mie" shouldn't it.

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  23. Re:Interesting Tidbit by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

    The word "nu" (depending on the nuance) in Mandarin Chinese (ie: that spoken in Mainland China and Taiwan, ROC) is "woman" (or, more generally, Female).

    Cool, it also means "naked" in french, and "now" in swedish.

    Nu = naked woman, now!

  24. Best TLD for pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I couple of years ago I was hunting around for a cheap place to register my domain...I had a poke around the local area (I'm in Australia) and consider Christmas Island, Heard and McDonald Island, and then noticed the Cook Islands was _really_ cheap and thought hey that's neat...turns out the Cook Islands follow the same naming convention as New Zeland and the UK: .ac.ck for ACademic institutions .net.ck for NETwork types

    and then it hit me why they were so cheap... .co.ck for COmpanies

    I'm really surprised that no-one has registerd
    www.big.co.ck etc. :-)

  25. Re:Interesting Tidbit by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    So would Slashdot.nu in french qualify as an oxymoron?

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  26. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by fegu · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there ever is a .dc, will someone please call be so I can buy ac.dc before it is taken :)

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    "There is no substitute for thinking" - Bjarne Stroustrup
  27. Re:Interesting Tidbit by fuzzybunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, and in an interesting linguistic twist, it would be the world's first trilingual oxymoron.

    No nudity, no women, and not-exactly up to date stories either.

    :-)

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  28. Re:Silly Question by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Peter Jackson and the ONE RING.

  29. Amusing reference to hazard in CIA Fact Book by Rommel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The CIA Fact Book also includes this wonderful and, now topical, nugget about Niue.

    Natural hazards: typhoons

  30. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone notice that the former name of this Island was Savage Island. This seems like a good time for a futurama and simpsons reference about places with f*dup names.

    Up first, Futurama:
    Leela: Uh, Professor are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
    Farnsworth: Why of course! Its just a name! Like the Death Zone or The Zone Of No Return. All the zones have names like that in The Galaxy Of Terror!
    Leela: Uh, Professor...
    Farnsworth: Off you go, pleasant trip!

    And now, the Simpsons:
    Left FBI Agent: We have places were your family can hide in peace and security, Cape Feare, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
    Homer: Oooh, Icecreamville!
    L FBI Agent: No, screamville. (Homer screams)

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  31. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by jelle · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can buy it from the same guy that is selling the brooklyn bridge and parts of the moon.

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  32. Re:Silly Question by Stormie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

    "God Defend New Zealand" isn't just the national anthem, it's also the defence policy.