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Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow

gxc writes "The world's first free national wireless grid is no longer with us, after waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything. Although only one person died, the damage is so bad that there is talk of winding up the country , meaning their fortuitous ccTLD could go the way of .su. Perhaps the easiest way for Slashdotters to help Niue would be to choose a .nu domain over the dull alternatives."

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  1. Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What will happen to my expensive .nu domain?!

    1. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      .nu has been a source of rivarly between the Niue people and an American who effectively stole it from the country through deception. The population have been trying to get it back with no luck. The Americans have been threatening the local people (whole story documented here)

      No-one from Niue will benefit if you register a .nu domain, your money will just line the pockets of a shady entrepreneur.

    2. Re:Oh.nu! by nessus42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually know the son of the entrepreneur accused here of stealing the domain name from Niue, and the last time I talked with the son (a couple of years ago now) he was working for his father on managing the .nu domain.

      I may be a bit partial, and I don't know the entrepreneur himself, but his son is in no way "shady". As I understand it, they bought the domain name from Niue, in the same way that other people bought the domain name .tv from another small country, with the intent of developing it to make a profit for themselves. This cost them some significant amount of time, money, and effort, and now that Niue sees that there is a profit in it, apparently they want to renegotiate their deal.

      It is not clear to me, however, that they have the right to do that. There would be no profit here without the time, money, and effort spent by the aforementioned entrepreneur, so what is supposed to entitle the Niue government to a cut that is addition to whatever deal they originally negotiated?

      I see these claims of imperialism and pillaging of local resources going around here, but it is not like anyone is strip mining their island, or anything. This is just a domain name, for crying out out, and not even a domain name that has an obvious meaning.

      The Nuie government is whining that because their domain name has been "stolen" from them, their own people cannot participate in the Internet. I find this claim a bit disingenuous, however. Certainly it is possible, is it not, for them to be assigned a new domain name. Perhaps the new domain name won't be as catchy for the purposes of turning a profit, but, on the other hand, would certainly do the job of allowing their populace Internet access.

  2. Quick, grab by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.slashdot.nu is still available! Only 60euro/2 years! Think of the fun we could have. Uh, we could make, um. hm. A fresh nu slashdot. That'd be fun.

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  3. Ahh... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

    1. Re:Ahh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

      Yeah unfortunately it was the unintended output of giving Dubya sunshine on an early campaign stop. You know, a butterfly flaps its wings in whatever city in china's name is usually inserted here...

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  4. Just a novelty...? by danielrm26 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The world's first free national wireless grid is no longer with us, after waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything."

    A tradgedy, to be sure, but 1. this free wireless network was probably smaller than a few of our free *city* networks, and 2. why is this a separate country in the first place? Admittedly I've only taken a cursory glance at the situation, but it seems like the idea of them being a nation is more *cool* than it is practical or feasible -- especially given the degree to which a cyclone can destroy the place.

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    1. Re:Just a novelty...? by kitzilla · · Score: 5, Informative

      Niue came to be self-governed simply because of its remoteness from New Zealand (which still maintains Niue's defense). Without generous grants from New Zealand to make up regular budget deficits, Niue would have folded long ago. The population is half what it was in the Sixties, and continues to decline. I personally hope Niue is able to make a go of it, but things were hardly rosy before the storm.

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    2. Re:Just a novelty...? by rediguana · · Score: 4, Informative

      it seems like the idea of them being a nation is more *cool* than it is practical

      Not really, they just wanted to rule themselves, like most other peoples on this earth.

      They were first claimed by the British, then were turned over to New Zealand, and in 1974 they gained their independence to manage themselves. At the same time they remained in free association with New Zealand, and to this day we provide a lot of financial support and manage their international affairs. There are around 1,500 Niuians on Niue, and around 20,000 in New Zealand. They're just picking that more will come to NZ. Which is a shame because Niue is a lovely place. Great snorkelling and diving, but most of the coastal beds will have been damaged by Heta and take 5-10 years to recover (Cyclone Ofa was the last major one in 1990). They didn't have wireless when I was there in Nov 2002. Main reason for Island wide wireless was that cabling kinda sucked. Mobile phones were starting to take off too - like most developing countries it is easier to roll out wireless.

    3. Re:Just a novelty...? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah the irony of Niue, "Savage Island". It was so named by Capt Cook after the fierce-appearing warriors painted their teeth red by chewing a local plant. Later they were "Christianized" by missionaries and now apparently rival the Puritans in their pious and strict religion.

      At any rate, Niueans don't shy away from selling the .nu domain (means nude in French), and host many adult web sites under it. Also, they appantly offer a tax shelter for many less than savory businesses.

      My source for this information was the excellent book, _Blue Latitudes_ by Tony Horwitz.

    4. Re:Just a novelty...? by Afty0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So it's a remote pacific island, far from New Zealand but with an indiginous population, and an airstrip which you can fly to from NZ.

      Why on *earth* are they not making a killing from tourism?

    5. Re:Just a novelty...? by geoswan · · Score: 2, Informative
      According to the CIA factbook:

      Efforts to increase GDP include the promotion of tourism and a financial services industry, although Premier LAKATANI announced in February 2002 that Niue will shut down the offshore banking industry.

      Worth noting is that Tom Hanks little Island in Castaway was supposed to be "600 miles south of the Cook Islands". Niue is one of the Cook Islands.

  5. I have a bunch of these by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 4, Informative
    nu is slang for 'naked' in a lot of french speaking countries. It makes for a lot of porn sites registered under .nu.

    I would highly doubt that the tld will go away, just as I doubt Niue will give up it's independence.

    Hey, maybe I should move there and telecommute.

    1. Re:I have a bunch of these by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Remember that .su didn't go away when the old Soviet Union died, and in fact is still around today (http://www.nic.su). Also, Hong Kong is technically now part of China but still retains the .hk TLD. It's rather doubtful, even if Niue ceases to be a nominally independent nation that its TLD would disappear - there are a lot of sites operating under .nu and they would likely do a lot of bitching and moaning if ICANN tried to make .nu go away.

    2. Re:I have a bunch of these by owlstead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Nu" translates to "now" in dutch, and for some time .nu places were popular. Maybe they still are in the underground scene. I haven't seen any commercial sites addopting .nu however. There are little or no .tv sites here as well.

      Maybe the problem is that these domains come cheap, and that the stuff that you can find with .nu or .tv
      domain names mostly is too.

    3. Re:I have a bunch of these by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Nu" means "now" in Swedish too, and here it has actually taken off somewhat. It is not at all uncommon to find commercial sites on .nu. It is mostly used by upstarts rather than well known companies though.

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    4. Re:I have a bunch of these by Arker · · Score: 3, Informative

      'Nu' is also the scandinavian word for 'now' so you see it used a lot by people and businesses in this area too - i.e 'spel.nu' which would be 'play.now' in English.

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    5. Re:I have a bunch of these by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      pfft.
      the pr0n sites will just move to the cook islands' domain.
      They do after all sell ".co.ck"... well maybe thats good for gay/female oriented pr0n sites... /me hides

      Anyhow, I'm feeling very bad for these struggling Niue, If some shady businessman havent stolen it, Id buy a .nu domain right now! I am in the market for a nu domain...

  6. Will the last to leave please turn off the lights? by Sabu+mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that something? The country can just close up shop. They just give two weeks' notice to the UN and start planning the retirement party. Will attending nations please contribute five dollars for drinks and a small gift.

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  7. Re:For some strange reason... by danielrm26 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...perhaps a good reason to seek professional help.

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  8. Not nu by hashinclude · · Score: 4, Funny

    King Arthur: .. Ni!

    Aide: Nu!

    Arthur: Nono -- you're doing it wrong! n_I_

    Aide: Ni!

    Both together: Ni! Ni! Ni!

    </sorry>

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  9. Please update your apt.sources files by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a reminder to those Debian users in Niue, the mirror.debian.nu apt-get server will be down until further notice. It seems we were prepare for the Slashdot effect, but not a big fucking cyclone effect. Thank you, Local Debian Mirror Administrator

  10. Tons of things you never cared to know about Niue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Available from the CIA Factbook entry for Niue.

  11. information on niue by jkcity · · Score: 4, Informative

    Niue - Cia world factbook info

    This link is for people like me who had never heard of this place before and is full of intresting facts such as.

    "The sale of postage stamps to foreign collectors is an important source of revenue."

    1. Re:information on niue by originalTMAN · · Score: 2, Funny

      since you were actually modded up for that, I'd have to assume that some of the mods are your regular customers.

  12. Strange priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hundreds of people have their lives destroyed by a cyclone, and Slashdot reports it as a wireless Internet outage. Tsk.

    1. Re:Strange priorities by dafoomie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One person died, you troll. Slashdot doesn't report the news, or natural disasters in general. It reports mostly technological issues, and a TLD going away forever is definitely tech news.

    2. Re:Strange priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One person died, you troll.

      For this one person, the universe ended. Time stopped. A future was ended. Dreams were destroyed. Unimaginable pain was endured. A life was crushed for all eternity.

      An ancient expression says that "to end a life is to end the whole world." The original poster's throwaway remark, "Although only one person died..." before talking about the death of a fucking domain name speaks for itself.

  13. Would buying a .NU domain help? by Leeji · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the several linked articles, and visited the .NU Registrar. I don't see anywhere that suggests buying a .NU domain would in any way help relief efforts.

    It sounds like that request might be misguided philanthropy. If you want to help the people of Niue, I'd imagine some sort of direct financial contribution might be more effective.

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    1. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I read the several linked articles, and visited the .NU Registrar. I don't see anywhere that suggests buying a .NU domain would in any way help relief efforts.

      I, too, visited the .nu registar. My search, however was somewhat more fruitful than yours, and came up with this PDF which explains that one J. William Semich "...formed a non-profit corporation called the Internet Users Society - Niue to develop and market the .nu country code top-level domain (ccTLD) and use some of the profit to build the communications infrastructure on the island of Niue."

      Other interesting tidbits include the following paragraph:

      Sweden is the largest market for .nu domain names. We targeted domain name registrants from Sweden because "nu" means "now" in Swedish; we believe it had a certain appeal to the market for that reason. While "nu" also means "naked" in French, to this day, there are very few .nu domains registered by French nationals.

      Shortly thereafter the article explains that the money has gone to pay for a frame relay connection to NZ, to build and staff a NOC for their ISP, and to build an internet cafe on Niue (which I assume has been washed away along with the NOC.)

      Hence, if you want to give the Niueans (?) back their internet when they crawl back onto what's left of their nation, by all means, register some .nu addresses. If enough people shelled out, perhaps some of the "excess" funds would be used for disaster relief.

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    2. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by helarno · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also see this article or do a google search on "niue government .nu" and you will see many references to a dispute between the ccTLD registrar and the government of Niue. The government is accusing the registrar of not sharing the proceeds from the .nu domain.

      You are probably better off finding a better charity to donate to.

    3. Re: Would buying a .NU domain help? by mutende · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another thing to consider is: A year or two ago the .nu registrar raped the Danish WHOIS server at DK Hostmaster and sent out spam to hundreds, if not thousands, of owners of .dk domains -- including yours truly. For that reason I recommend boycotting .NU Domain Ltd and its affiliates entirely.

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  14. Greenhouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    My gallows sense of global warming humor requires I ask: "So what else is .nu"?

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  15. FFS by Chester+K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    meaning their fortuitous ccTLD could go the way of .su

    1500 people have had their homes and their community destroyed and the tragedy is that we might lose the .nu TLD?

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  16. and the point of that would be? by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world, but they are not quite so independent that they don't take aid from New Zealand. If they stay independent the article indicates the next round of aid would be $16,000 a person. They show little ability to really run as an independent state. So what's the big harm in letting them return to New Zealand rule (other than to the New Zealand taxpayer, who are likely to support them one way or another). I don't have free wireless internet access, why in the world should I pay extra to give it to a bunch of people who can't take care of themsleves just because they want it? Perhaps the reduced cost of being just a small commumity rather than an independent country is just what these people need.

    I find it hard to believe that I'm even saying this; I would welcome the chance to be an even smaller country of one. But I wouldn't be holding out my hands expecting others to be taxed to pay for it, and I doubt that I would expect other slashtot readers to pitch in to make it happen either.

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    1. Re:and the point of that would be? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 4, Informative
      Someone already hinted at this, but Nuie was a major money-laundering center for the better part of last decade. The mafia from many countries, particularly Russia, simply set up off-shore banks in the island in an effort to turn black money into white. I understand the bailout from NZ is to mainly off-set the price of cracking down on these banks.

      Most /.-tters hate the idea of donating money, but it pays to understand the relative motivations first. In any case, neither Nuie nor the Kiwis seem to be minding the current arrangement, so who are we to question its viability?

  17. Obligatory by cascino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um... no .nu's is good news, right?
    [ducks]

  18. Helping out... by iota · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a another write-up of the incident by ReliefWeb. If you're looking for a place to direct your help to, note that Niue is a member of Development and Economic Policy Division Funding Assistance and Regional Natural Disaster Relief Fund ... so these might be good places to donate.

    I suppose you could also just pick a random person, transfer some money and ask them to pass it around, since there are only about 2,000 people there.

    1. Re:Helping out... by zulux · · Score: 4, Insightful



      I suppose you could also just pick a random person, transfer some money and ask them to pass it around, since there are only about 2,000 people there.


      Hardly - the article mentions that they were looting from eachother while destater was only just ended.

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  19. .nu often used in the netherlands by hoscetap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "nu" means "now" in dutch and a .nu is cheaper than a .nl

  20. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by ebrandsberg · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the looks of it, after this event, the entire set of data will have to be overhauled, including:

    Area - comparative:

    1.5 times the size of Washington, DC

    Now...

    Area - comparative:

    1.2 times the size of Washington, DC (erosion effect).

    Seriously, if we can have a .nu, we should have a .dc too. It's not a state after all...

  21. They should have listened to the CIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It says right there in the CIA World Factbook "Natural hazards: typhoons "

  22. Many Swedish Domains by psleonar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many sites in Sweden use .nu because it means "now" in that language. (http://www.badminton.nu/, for example.)

  23. Re:The Smallest State? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, Sealand doesn't exactly qualify as a recognized nation in the international scene. For smallest official independent state, I think Vatican City (Holy See) qualifies for that award.

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  24. No more .nu TLD? by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Slashdot trolls hope and pray that the Christmas Islands never get hit with a similarly devastating typhoon.

  25. "nu" in dutch by MoobY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you know that "nu" in dutch means "now"? A lot of dutch websites have thus used this TLD as some think it's cool.

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  26. Umm.. by jamesjw · · Score: 4, Funny


    Who says theyre witout a wireless setup?

    What ive seen theyre wireless, roofless, treeless, homeless.. :(

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  27. What else is .nu? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider a comparable situation. Japanese insurance companies run their spreadsheets in the Earth Simulator supercomputer and preemptively wind up the USA, rather than go through all that tedious Greenhouse/cleanup business.

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  28. French nit-picking by FrankoBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    IAAFC*, and I know that "nu" isn't slang at all in French, it's the most commonly used word translating "naked" whatever the context, be it pr0n or medecine seminars. Of course, on the Net right now, I think pr0n is bound to dominate .nu, but some ppl like naturalist painters might enjoy a ".naked" :)

    For the record, "neu" in German means "again" too. In fact, I suppose there are a lot of languages for which this sound means something as is, so Niue could have good business if they choose to remain independant and have Net facilities. Malaysia ( .fm ) did sold many domain names to foreigners, for obvious reasons.

    *I am a French Canadian

    1. Re:French nit-picking by jpatokal · · Score: 4, Informative
      Malaysia ( .fm ) did sold many domain names to foreigners, for obvious reasons.

      Nitpicking your nitpick, .fm is the Federated States of Micronesia. Malaysia is .my , which might also be fun, if it weren't restricted to third-level domains (foo.com.my) and even that only for Malaysian-registered entities.

      Cheers,
      -j.

    2. Re:French nit-picking by netsharc · · Score: 2, Funny

      pinko.com.my ? Oh it should be "mie" shouldn't it.

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    3. Re:French nit-picking by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Informative
      For the record, "neu" in German means "again" too.

      No, it means "new" and it's pronounced "noy," so .nu doesn't really match up. I believe "nu?" is a slangy filler sound in some dialects though, similar to the Ebonic "knowwhamsayin?" or the Canadian "eh?"

  29. welcome to the geek mind by alex_ant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where what's more important than the fact that a hurricane devastated a country is the issue of what specifically the hurricane did to the country's wifi network and TLD.

  30. Specialized news sources by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What good is the internet and the information age if everything *should* be like the network tv news?

    A few minutes of street crime, a few minutes on a local thing, a few minutes on international stuff, some chit-chat, then sports and weather. No thanks.

    There's nothing wrong with a 'news for nerds' site and playing the morality card is unconvincing and someone can *always* find a more desperate and dire news item to make you seem like the frivolous type.

  31. .nu in Sweden by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Sweden, .nu is outrageously popular--even with respectable entities. .se isn't squatted to hell and back, so, what gives? Why is .nu so popular here?

    1. Re:.nu in Sweden by akiro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well "nu" is a word in Swedish, meaning "now", so it's easy to see why companies like it, "cars.now" would be a nice domain for any cardealership.

    2. Re:.nu in Sweden by DHam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not just that "nu" means "now", it's also that it at least used to be the case that there were huge administrative restrictions on getting .se domains.
      Basically I think you had to be a Swedish corporation and you could only get one related to your name. We had a lecture back when I studied at Uppsala by a guy from a government department who said that they couldn't even get .se for major government projects! Even the government was using .nu.

      When I was there (in 1999) there was talk of the government more or less forcibly changing the registrar in order to change the policies. I don't know if anything happened.

  32. This is insightful? More like idiotic... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Interesting
    How the hell is this insightful?

    Perhaps you should RTFA and use your brain before opening your mouth.

    Let's start off showing you how far off-base you are by providing a quote from one of the articles linked to in the story summary:
    Niue has been self-governing in free association with New Zealand since 1974, and New Zealand has an ongoing responsibility to provide necessary economic and administrative assistance.
    In case you're too stupid to understand what "economic and administrative assistance" means, I'll translate it for you: it means that when they need help, New Zealand is obliged (morally, if not contractually) to provide it.

    Secondly, let's point out the bloody obvious: in an environment that's subject to weather extremes, such as hurricanes and cyclones, putting up telegraph poles isn't the best way to provide connectivity because telegraph poles and lines tend not to stay standing for long in those conditions. And of the alternatives, wireless is by far the most practical (cheaper, easier to implement and upgrade), especially on such a small scale.

    Thirdly, NZ$8 million equates to US$5.45 million. (NZ$1 = US$0.6815.) So that's US$4,500 per native Niuean. Contrast that with the US$3-4 billion pa in military aid alone that the US gives Israel (population, 6.5 million), which works out to be US$615 per Israeli.

    Now, what's the more ethical:

    A. New Zealand giving Niue $5.45 million of support, money that it would have to pay out anyway if Niue was to cease being an independent nation and return to being a part of New Zealand? or

    B. The US provinding Israel with $3-4 billion of military aid every year, some of which is spent oppressing and killing innocent Palestinean civilians, as well as Western observers (including US and British aide workers)?
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    1. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by oob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New Zealand is obliged (morally, if not contractually) to provide it

      You make some very solid arguments here. I feel I should clarify this point however; Under the 1974 agreement (which is in fact a mutually agreed addition to the Statute of Westminister) New Zealand is contractually obligated to provide assistance.

      The relationship between NZ and the various pacific island nations is a close one. For instance, most nationals of those countries are afforded NZ citizenship as a birthright and many of them use the NZ currency. Assistance and aid (despite the grandparent comment) are gladly provided by NZ to those nations, and their contribution to our collective culture is generally appreciated.

  33. A tragedy. by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's sad that so many people are not homeless. It looks like a really beautiful place to live too. If they survive this they should treat this as an opportunity to do it right the next time. The island should seriously consider using Monolithic concrete dome structures. Due to their shape they are not as effected by hurricanes and clyclones and have a good track record of surviving them. They are also cheap, and well insulated.

    OHOH I really don't know the availiblity of concrete in Niue. It may be prohibitive to build these structures if the concrete has to be imported.

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  34. Interesting Tidbit by philovivero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The word "nu" (depending on the nuance) in Mandarin Chinese (ie: that spoken in Mainland China and Taiwan, ROC) is "woman" (or, more generally, Female).

    Nu.

    1. Re:Interesting Tidbit by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      The word "nu" (depending on the nuance) in Mandarin Chinese (ie: that spoken in Mainland China and Taiwan, ROC) is "woman" (or, more generally, Female).

      Cool, it also means "naked" in french, and "now" in swedish.

      Nu = naked woman, now!

    2. Re:Interesting Tidbit by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      So would Slashdot.nu in french qualify as an oxymoron?

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    3. Re:Interesting Tidbit by fuzzybunny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and in an interesting linguistic twist, it would be the world's first trilingual oxymoron.

      No nudity, no women, and not-exactly up to date stories either.

      :-)

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  35. Niue Gov and .nu ccTLD dispute by helarno · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you thinking of registering a .nu domain to assist Niue, don't. First, because there are better ways to fund your donation dollars, as has been pointed out by other posters.

    The second reason is that there is a dispute going on between the government of Niue and the companies that control the .nu ccTLD. While both sides have their versions of the story, a telling fact is that the UN recognized government is locked out of their own web site (www.gov.nu). They can be found instead at www.niuegov.com. You will note that the updates on the gov.nu site stopped in October and continue on at the niuegov.com site, which is hosted by a UN agency (UNDP-APDIP to be exact).

    Because of this, I truly doubt that any money spent with the .nu ccTLD registrar will reach the government. The registrar may assist in other ways, but it will not likely be through official channels.

    One version of the dispute between the government and the registrar can be found here.

  36. Hmm... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    G.nu is Not Usable

    ".NU Search Results for "g.nu"
    Your domain name, including ".nu", must contain between 6 and 65 characters. "


    :-/

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sadly, someone already grabbed "gnu-g.nu". ;-)

      Sorry!

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      Galileo: "The Earth revolves around the Sun!"
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  37. Best TLD for pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I couple of years ago I was hunting around for a cheap place to register my domain...I had a poke around the local area (I'm in Australia) and consider Christmas Island, Heard and McDonald Island, and then noticed the Cook Islands was _really_ cheap and thought hey that's neat...turns out the Cook Islands follow the same naming convention as New Zeland and the UK: .ac.ck for ACademic institutions .net.ck for NETwork types

    and then it hit me why they were so cheap... .co.ck for COmpanies

    I'm really surprised that no-one has registerd
    www.big.co.ck etc. :-)

  38. Doesn't add up? by m00nun1t · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article linked talks about $50m worth of damage. I'm assuming it's $NZ as it's a NZ site. That's around $US34m. According to the CIA Factbook there is a population of 2145, but I've heard numbers as low as 1200. Let's assume 2000. Also on the CIA site is a GDP of $US3600 per capita. I read somewhere (can't find a reference) that a few hundred houses were destroyed.

    So, $50m sounds like an awful lot - I'd like to know where that number comes from.

  39. No, the domain is not at risk. by SEE · · Score: 5, Informative
    Lots of places that aren't formally independent countries have ccTLDs. A very incomplete list to give some examples:

    • .as - American Samoa
    • .bv - Bouvet Island
    • .fk - Falkland Islands
    • .gf - French Guiana
    • .gg - Guernsey
    • .io - British Indian Ocean Territory
    • .pf - French Polynesia
    • .pr - Puerto Rico
    • .tc - Turks and Caicos Islands
    • .um - US Minor Outlying Islands
    • .vg - Virgin Islands (British)
    • .vi - Virgin Islands (USA)

    Even if New Zealand assumes soverign control, Niue will probably retain its ccTLD.

  40. Changed now by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was there (in 1999) there was talk of the government more or less forcibly changing the registrar in order to change the policies. I don't know if anything happened.

    Changed last year to a free-for-all landgrab with after-the-fact conflict resolution model. Anybody (I don't think you have to be Swedish, even) can register a .se domain.

    In related news, the admins also slashed their domain prices 40% this year due to the overwhelming increase in registered domains. They didn't need as much money to admin the TLD as they were getting.

  41. Re:The Smallest State? by Alereon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nope, the winner is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta. Note that while Sealand IS internationally recognized, thus should be in the running, SMOM is still the smallest "real" country.

  42. Deleting ccTLDs -- works 2/3 of the time! by mbauser2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, the status of .su is debatable -- IANA froze the domain so that no new .su domains could be created, but it was reopened by .su administrators a few years later, even though IANA & ICANN didn't recognize it as an active TLD. .su still isn't listed on IANA's public list of ccTLDs, but it's listed the in whois.iana.org database because .su's administrators are too stubborn to give up. (The .su root servers are also .ru root servers, which makes them hard to ignore.)

    Using the ccTLD of a "deleted nation" is kind of iffy. The ccTLDs are supposed to be based on ISO 3166-1, and the ISO is allowed to reassign old codes to new nations. If IANA let ccTLDs outlive their nations, they increase the chances of having two claims to one ccTLD. Sooner or later, somebody would get accused of ccTLD-squatting.

    For the record, ccTLDs have been sucessfully dissolved before: .cs in 1995 and .zr in 2001. (Also, I'm told .dd was dissolved when the two Germanies unified, but I'm not sure .dd was ever active to begin with.)

    If the end of Niue's independence led the ISO to drop nu from ISO 3166-1, IANA and ICANN probably would try to freeze or delete .nu, depending on how active it remained and who was willing to keep managing it.

    Keep in mind, though, ISO 3166-1 doesn't require political independence for a region to have a geographic code, because it's still useful for "distant regions" to have their own codes for non-Internet purposes (like air travel and shipping). There are completely uninhabited islands that still have ISO codes! As long as people are living on Niue (and New Zealand doesn't ask for deletion), the ISO will probably leave nu on the list.

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    Proud to be / Smiley-free / Since Nineteen / Ninety-Three
  43. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by fegu · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there ever is a .dc, will someone please call be so I can buy ac.dc before it is taken :)

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    "There is no substitute for thinking" - Bjarne Stroustrup
  44. Silly Question by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "New Zealand (which still maintains Niue's defense)"

    Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

    1. Re:Silly Question by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Peter Jackson and the ONE RING.

    2. Re:Silly Question by Stormie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

      "God Defend New Zealand" isn't just the national anthem, it's also the defence policy.

  45. Amusing reference to hazard in CIA Fact Book by Rommel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The CIA Fact Book also includes this wonderful and, now topical, nugget about Niue.

    Natural hazards: typhoons

  46. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by hesperant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As much as my love of democracy goes and the capabilities of commerce are strong, This type of ideal is the reason many people hate capitalism.

    What you fail to pay attention to is the fact that Niue is a sovereign country and it's laws differ from ours. This includes it's methods of commerce. If you walk into another country and demand they live by your laws then your the criminal not them. Do they have the right to take back there own Domain? Yes. You have to live by their standards not them by yours. When the net became something for everyone it didn't mean something for everyone who wants to exploit.

    Our own history is rife with these types of exploits, and every single one is considered in an after the fact fashion as callous, cruel, and criminal. So with all politics aside, history has proven this method to be wrong.

    The original poster of this article shows a concern for the state of the country rather than a desire to make a profit, however if this is duplicitous than there is a greater issue at stake and the current plight of this situation would be best served in a court.

    Now, All i see in retaliation is an attack of posters beliefs. By using terms such as liberal and left-wing radicals, in a goal to discredit the poster and not the subject of a post tells me that your more afraid of what the poster represents than the post itself. People who disagree with your form of exploiting economy are considered enemies. Your attack is an effort to keep their views from being heard by reducing the value of them as a person. This is the first rule of debate broken. Never attack a person who disagrees with you, attack their argument. Attacking the person will give you a very temporary victory and damage your whole strategy. If you believe in something than please try to stand on the grounds of your faith in the righteousness of your argument and not on the body of your opponent.

    This being said, what arguments have you other than I am some pink-o, freaky San Francisco marching, anti American, ignoramus, of a (pick some wing) who doesn't see right? To the allegations that this issue needs to come under the scrutiny of a criminal system capable of handling the claim fairly and impartially?

    A countries wealth should benefit the people of the country it is in and not only a national or citizen of a more economically powerful nation. If you want to make a million on a countries resources, then bring the country in question into your profitable position and live by their standards and rules.

    And for Pete's sake. (sorry Pete)Try to have an argument that doesn't make you look like someone who can't defend themselves

    Hesperant

  47. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone notice that the former name of this Island was Savage Island. This seems like a good time for a futurama and simpsons reference about places with f*dup names.

    Up first, Futurama:
    Leela: Uh, Professor are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
    Farnsworth: Why of course! Its just a name! Like the Death Zone or The Zone Of No Return. All the zones have names like that in The Galaxy Of Terror!
    Leela: Uh, Professor...
    Farnsworth: Off you go, pleasant trip!

    And now, the Simpsons:
    Left FBI Agent: We have places were your family can hide in peace and security, Cape Feare, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
    Homer: Oooh, Icecreamville!
    L FBI Agent: No, screamville. (Homer screams)

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    music lover since 1969
  48. This sounds quite like... by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...what happens to quite a lot of Pacific islands in John Barnes' Mother of Storms .

    Relating to another thread, if global warming is a reality, regardless whether humans have caused it, we may be seeing much more of this kind of thing.