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Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision
rbrandis writes "The general manager of Microsoft's Windows digital media division David Fester has suggested that iTunes' emerging dominance would be bad for consumers, because it would limit them to the iPod, as opposed to limiting them to Microsoft based products. In a moment of what must have been an attempt at ironic humor he said, 'Windows is about choice - you can mix and match software and music player stuff. We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services.'"
ROFL! Talk about naked FUD. Choice, choice, choice. Yeah, that's the Microsoft Way, isn't it? NOT. What hypocrisy!
I am ever so grateful that once again Microsoft is looking after my best interests. We can all sleep well.
Shave the hair off and you'd swear it was Uncle Fester!
It has always been questionable as to whether they would get DRM to work in the first place. Now along comes HP, trying to make what are essentially incompatible DRM systems work together, and still protect content. The closest analogy I can think of is trying to have make a marriage work with two spouses at the same time.
Anybody who has installed any kind of media player on Windows knows what I'm talking about... it's almost impossible to assign specific file types to Window's Media Player, QuickTime, RealPlayer, Winamp, etc., without all of these applications trying to steal the right to handle these file types out from one another. Now the same thing is going to happen, but with DRM in the mix?
It's going to be a zoo. Nobody is going to stand still for this, especially when people start losing the right to access content they've already payed for.
And just wait till this shit starts happening to everybody's porn collection. People will be running amok in the streets.
Is this truly the only Earth I can live on?
Wait.. what? I would fill up the gas in my car if my sister wasn't a lesbian.
"We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services."
Does anyone else cringe when you see/hear the words "choice" and "Microsoft" in the same sentence?
Sigs are for losers
You must be new... that's what it has ALWAYS meant.
Windows is about choice - you can mix and match software and music player stuff. We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services.
Do not laugh at our choice. Microsoft is all many choices. We have so much choice it is silly. You must not listen to the apple! We will crush the infidels with all the choice that we are having!
Sincerely, Microsoft Information Minister
I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
"HP Windows boxen" (when did that become plural for boxes?)
About the same time "moosen" became the plural of moose (as in "I see a flock of moosen").
(props to Brian Regan)
Also,
Slavery is Freedom
and
War is Peace
If I remember my Orwell right.
You can have any color as long as it is black!
- Henry Ford
The best planning can be done after the project completes.
All your choice are belong to us!
I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Microsoft said they were about choice! Now the linux zealots can all flame them on slashdot and go to sleep happy. The apple users can chime in their love for ipods and itunes. The windows fanboys can chime in how wma is surperior and that it will take over and crush apple and linux. Once the rubble has settled the 1862 ogg users can tout a new media format world order and reign for the next 1000 years. Good times a commin'!
If microsoft did this once a month, IT productivity would go up 10%.
You mean like when Henry Ford said "You can get the Model T in any color you want, as long as you want black".
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything You Know Is Wrong!-Weird Al
Cripes, when did this happen? I'm out of it for a little bit, and Microsoft becomes a spamming outfit! Naked FUD, Enlarge your CHOICE, end-user license SECRETS, listen to music FROM YOUR HOME...
Has anyone made a joke about siphoning the gas to her?
True story.
"Does anyone else cringe when you see/hear the words "choice" and "Microsoft" in the same sentence? "
:)
I might if I were low on karma.
"Derp de derp."
Does this mean that Microsoft is now beleaguered?
The quote originated on Connected Home Magazine. The news editor is Paul Thurott. Paul also runs www.winsupersite.com and www.winnetmag.com/windowspaulthurrott/ as well as a few other MS Fanatic sites.
...Paul is also the author of WinInfo Daily UPDATE, the Windows Informant, a daily news and information newsletter for Windows users, and the News Editor for Windows & .NET Magazine, where he writes a weekly editorial for the popular Windows & .NET Magazine UPDATE newsletter and a monthly news column called Need to Know for the print magazine. Paul is also the News Editor for Connected Home Magazine, ...
From one of the sites...
So we know it's biased already - no need to re-state to obvious.
SCO are still a bunch of litigious bastards!
I seem to me that any program that takes over your computer when used, and opens up browsers and pop-up windows should be called a virus.
It's not a bug - it's a feature!
I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
Younger!?! Please don't tell us that you are old and still this stupid.
It never occured to me to associate pdf files with Michael Jackson.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
The correct abbreviation for pedophile coming from someone who's pimping his own porn gathering software. Now I've seen it all.
Overrated / Underrated : Moderation
Choice..snicker, almost blew coffee all over my PowerBook. Funny little man...
Have a nice day all,
Me
Don't iPods already work with Windows?
Well, they did, but Microsoft will have a critical patch out soon to fix that problem.
makes no sense
I'm sick of this Betamax vs. VHS analogy. Not because I've heard milion times, nor because it's simply not true (Betamax was not better), but because this has been pointed out almost every time it's mentioned, yet I'm still reading the same crap again and again. This makes me understand why people spread FUD. Once misinformation gets into the mass, there is no way you can completely clear it up.
Except then you have too much choice!?
How do you know which one is better?
mp4? Sorenson? MJPEG? Microsoft makes its easy, one choice!
It's a bad idea -- not because it somehow promotes an Apple monopoloy, but because no one wants WMA playback on thier ipod.
Does anyone else cringe when you see/hear the words "choice" and "Microsoft" in the same sentence?"
Now where exactly does it say microsoft in that sentence?
today is spelling optional day.
I thought the Slashdot populace was feeling warmer and fuzzier than usual. One man's sorrow is another man's joy, indeed.
But Maaa! Everyone else has a
It's just a /. rant.
An industry leader, yes, but not a constrictor.
May lightning strike me down if I' *|b147a [No Carrier]
MS: Where would you be without me? (gollum gollum). I saved us. It was me. We monopolized because of me!
HP: Not anymore.
MS: What did you say?
HP: Apple looks after us now. We don't need you.
MS: What?
HP: Leave now and never come back.
MS: No!
HP: Leave now and never come back!
MS: Arrrgh!
HP: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
[HP is panting and looking around and realises MS is gone.]
HP: We told him to go away! And away he goes Preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, HP is free!
If you buy Mac OS X and don't want iTunes, simple. Drag the iTunes app to the trash and it is gone. No registry mess, just a clean simple removal. Try that with Internet Explorer. I'm betting you can't.
;-)
I just trashed Internet Explorer, now I'm sending this message from the public library while I reinstall Windoze. Doh!
Microsoft keeps using that word... I do not think it means what they think it means.
-- james
They would, but they are unable since removing their Mail.app.
Microsoft today announced its new software user enablement scheme called Choice(tm). Computers equipped with Microsoft Choice(tm) will be able to use any software that the user chooses, as long as the software has been certified for use with Microsoft Choice(tm) systems. Microsoft Choice(tm) Certified software is certified to not impede or harm any Microsoft Initiatives, now and in the future. In this way Microsoft ensures that Microsoft Choice(tm) users experience Only The Best (tm) software that the world has to offer.
Currently, Microsoft Choice(tm) certification is offered to Microsoft Premium Select developer partners as well as all Tier 1 hardware vendors. Note that all Microsoft Choice(tm) certified software is subject to the standard Microsoft non-compete EULA, as amended.
"Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"
Apple calls their MP3 player the iPod.
Microsoft calls their MP3 player the much snappier "Mobile Entertainment Device".
'nuff said.
Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
...to this statement in the article:
"The company will be working with Apple to add support for Microsoft's superior Windows Media Audio (WMA) format to the iPod by mid-year."
As an iPod user I am now furious that Apple has been oppressing me with an inferior audio format for so long. Dude, I shoulda' got a Dell.
I'm so sick of MS being such a crybaby. Looks guys, face reality, there are some very good competitors out there who would like to make some money in a market that you don't dominate, yet. So, cry a bit, try to buy something you can rush to market, lock it in to Windows so your user base DOESNT have a choice and the others will come up with something new and the whole merry go round can start all over again. Get over it.
Just raise the taxes on crack.
In Soviet Russia, there were these propoganda ads telling the public how much choice they had when they went to the store. -- n