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Oscar Screener Leak Traced

EvilLiberalGuy writes "CNN has an article about a leak of a screener copy of 'Something's Gotta Give'. They are reporting that 'visible and hidden markings on the videocassette copy on the Internet identify it as the one sent to Carmine Caridi, a film and television actor'. Apparently this didn't stop the leak from happening in this case, but will it result in actions against Caridi and make others think twice before leaking films to the net?"

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  1. I, here and now, define the term.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    "pronoun actor": an actor who is familiar but lacking a name (like Brian Dennehy). Carmen Caridi has been in a shitload of movies and I can't find a photo of him anywhere.

    In case you are wondering who Carmine Caridi is here's the IMDB link. He plays a lot of Italian type roles. Well with a name like Carmen Caridi....

    I certainly hope that this doesn't ruin his chances of reprising his role in the sequel to "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (Oh you know you want it)

    1. Re:I, here and now, define the term.... by bay43270 · · Score: 4, Informative

      VEEEERY small picture

  2. Old People Today! by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know when I was a lad you could trust a policeman to get you to the church on time, but seems that now even 69 year old actors like Carmine Caridi can't be trusted not to digitize and upload screeners they get sent to the Internet.

    These geriatric hooligans are ruining the Internet for the rest of us. The problem is they've got time on their hands, they retire and if they're not out on the streets selling drugs, they're at home violating copyrights on Kazaa.

    Have they no shame!

    I say bring back compulsory military service for the over 60s. They need a dose of good-old military discipline to whip them into shape. And if that doesn't work then cut off their supply of Tums.

    Harsh I know, but it's the only language that they understand.

    John.

    1. Re:Old People Today! by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but seems that now even 69 year old actors like Carmine Caridi can't be trusted

      My guess is that he gave it to a grandson/great nephew/etc who decided it would be kewl to rip it.

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    2. Re:Old People Today! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Jesus Christ, you consider circulating mediocre films a "victimless crime"?!!!!

      I say the producers of "Gigli" should get the chair!

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    3. Re:Old People Today! by hesiod · · Score: 4, Funny

      > you consider circulating mediocre films a "victimless crime"?!!!!
      > I say the producers of "Gigli" should get the chair!

      He was right. What are you smoking to think that Gigli was mediocre? That would insinuate there were much worse films last year.

  3. Oh the irony by r_glen · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's only fitting that this guy was in such movies as "Life Sucks", "Runaways", and of course "Whacked"

  4. I want an apology by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I want an apology from the MPAA. All this time they have been blaming downloaders and moviegoes for "leaking" these screeners. Now we discover its one of their own. I wonder how many of the other screeners were "released" by other Academy members.

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    1. Re:I want an apology by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      100% of screeners that wind up on the 'net are leaked by Academy members... they're the only ones who are authorized to have them to begin with.

    2. Re:I want an apology by Teancom · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, when I worked at Alberson's headquarters, on Saturdays we would head up to the room where they kept all the screeners of movies that the various companies wanted us to buy (in order to rent out at our stores). There were a crap-load of them (technical term) and all new releases. We could easily have taken them home with us (I did a couple times, though I brought them back) and ripped them there. So no, Academy members *aren't* the only ones who get them.

      Just so you know...

  5. Question by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I must ask....why would anyone WANT to pirate such a movie? If you're going to risk being exposed for leaking a movie...at least leak a movie worth downloading.

  6. Good! by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, really... This means that they're finally admitting that the piracy is partly due to internal leaks - from Academy members - rather than "those nasty pirateses, my precious..."

    -T

    1. Re:Good! by petabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, its strange how prevalent this piracy battle has become. I was watching "Pirates of the Carribean" the other night (got the DVD for Christmas) and there is a scene at the end where they let Sparrow go off with his ship. I don't recall the lines exactly but it was something to the extent of "sometimes piracy is the right course ..."

      I stop dead in my tracks and think "Wait a minute, this is a Disney movie!". You know, Disney, home of a trillion copyrights. Jack Vallenti must have cringed at the line. I just found that deeply ironic.

  7. possible picture by elykyllek · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a possible picture of him from images.google.com
    Carmine Caridi

  8. or maybe it wasn't him? he's 70 years old. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >> Caridi and make others think twice before
    >> leaking films to the net?"

    Can you imagine how many hands this went through before it got to Caridi? Manufacturing? Shipping? Someone had to imprint those special markings? Were the markings modified by the release group from one set to another that now matches the markings that were assigned to Caridi? Innocent until proven guilty here folks.

    Carmine Caridi is about 70 years old which doesn't strike me as the typical source for screener releases.

    1. Re:or maybe it wasn't him? he's 70 years old. by Thagg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mr Caridi will get a chance to explain what happened to the Academy -- but it's extremely unlikely there will be any criminal prosecution where the doctrine of "innocent until proven guilty" applies. It's the rules of the Academy that were violated, and an orginzation like ours can do whatever we feel is appropriate.

      A truly absurd amount of care has been taken to track and monitor these screeners this year, up to the point where the Academy itself has taken the role of managing the distribution of screeners, as opposed to having the studios do it themselves as in previous years.

      Personally, I think that the war against piracy is unwinnable, and that piracy will destroy the business as it is today;. It has destroyed the Hong Kong film industry already. It's going to be a brutal process here.

      thad

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  9. Odd by justMichael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only one that finds it "out of character" for a guy who will be 70 years old in 10 days to be the one that leaked the film?

    1. Re:Odd by ShawnDoc · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I know for a fact that one of the major Hollywood talents has leaked his share of movies.

      He gives his screen copies to his personal assistant when he's done with them. The assistant then copies them to VCD and hands them out to his friends. Who knows where these end up?

    2. Re:Odd by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not really. The elderly often have problems with 'leaks'. Hence the need for a whole line of adult incontinence products.

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    3. Re:Odd by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Who knows where these end up?"
      • Oooh ooh ooh! I know! I know! Kazaa! Morpheus! BitTorrent!
  10. Automatic guilt? by kneecarrot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Is there something that people sign when they receive a screener which says that if the screener shows up on the net they are somehow liable?

    I mean, who is to say how the damn thing ended up on the Internet? Who knows what happened while burning the screener, in the mail room at the studios, during the mail delivery process, etc.

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    1. Re:Automatic guilt? by mattdm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is there something that people sign when they receive a screener which says that if the screener shows up on the net they are somehow liable?

      Yes, as the article linked-to says. It also mentions that only 80% of voters actually signed and returned the forms -- but apparently the other 20% got to vote anyway. So the whole thing doesn't really seem to be taken seriously.

      I mean, who is to say how the damn thing ended up on the Internet? Who knows what happened while burning the screener, in the mail room at the studios, during the mail delivery process, etc.

      Or maybe he just dumped it in his trash after watching it (or before), and someone picked it up from there.

    2. Re:Automatic guilt? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is there something that people sign when they receive a screener which says that if the screener shows up on the net they are somehow liable?

      Yep. RTFA.

      Screeners are DVDs/tapes of movies that are still in theaters given to Academy Members so that they're able to see all of the films nominated so that they can properly vote for the Oscar awards.

      While there's no proof that he actually did the encoding, there is proof that it was his copy of the movie that was incoded rather than anybody else's. It becomes a chain-of-custody issue from here on. I assume there was a point that there was a tamper-evident seal placed around the package, and if somebody had broken that seal in the mail process he should have called in right away.

      Yeah, not quite automatic proof... but clearly a reason to look into the guy's connection because it sure seems likely he at least gave his copy away which would be a violation of his contract...

  11. The system works... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A dumb out-of-work actor gets caught letting his copy of a screener be the one that gets onto the 'net. I wouldn't call this a setback, I'd call this proof that this idea works.

    There's tons of ways a screener could be marked up so that unique ID numbers get inserted, and it was only a matter of time before everybody who got a screener got a serial number embeded into the content so that when the screener appears on the 'net, the leaker could be busted for a breach of their contract. For once, a copy-protection technology that I don't think anybody can argue with...

    1. Re:The system works... by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For once, a copy-protection technology that I don't think anybody can argue with...

      I'll argue, and it echoes sentiment that others have expressed in this thread: How do we know he did it? He's 70 years old and not exactly the key demographic for uploading/digitizing movies. Maybe one of his kids watched it and did it (I used to watch screen copies with my college roommate who's dad was in the Academy), or perhaps someone along the process (encoders, mailers, distributors) took 2 hours and did it.

      The only proof is that a leaked copy with this guy's name on it is on the internet. We have no proof that he had anything to do with it being there.

  12. Simple confusion... by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dont think this was an intentional copyright violation, someone probably just saw the words 'gotta give' labeled on the media and thought they were instructions.

    At least when the sequal, "Dont copy this you theiving bastards", screeners become available the hole will be closed.

  13. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  14. Re:Irony at it's best by EricWright · · Score: 3, Informative

    Right... they send out a free copy of a film, but only after the receipient has signed a form that is analogous to an NDA. If someone violates an NDA you had them sign, then yes, you have a right to be pissed at them... called breach of contract or somesuch, depending on jurisdiction.

  15. Oddly, Carmine played different characters ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    in Godfather II (Carmine Rosato) and Godfather III (Albert Volpe) according to the IMDB. Coppola must be so embarrassed now.

  16. *BOOM*! by Boing · · Score: 4, Funny

    [the sound of imdb vicariously crashing as people try to figure out who Carmine Caridi is...]

  17. It was in the trash! by EvilStein · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh, for all we know, he got it in the mail and said "Ugh, another stupid AOL disc" and pitched it into the trash can where some dumpster diver scored it.

    On another note, now that it's been an "inside copy" that got out, can the MPAA please quit running the anti-piracy ads before movies? And can they drop that stupid proposed law banning "video recording devices" in theatres?

  18. What's wrong with that? by El+Volio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article just says that there's an investigation under way and that the academy isn't identifying the screener being looked at; the LA Times is the one fingering Caridi. So while the Academy and the MPAA may occasionally be up to no good, there's no indication right now that in this case they're unfairly blaming the wrong guy. (And assuming that it couldn't be him because of his age would be a pretty poor way to run an investigation).

    Actually, tracking down the leak is the right way to handle this. Go after the distributors and those actually responsible for the infringement. Enforcing your copyright is not in itself the problem; it's pretty clear here that someone is doing something wrong. The problem comes in the way you enforce it, and whether it's the screener or someone in the supply chain or a family member, tracking down that person is the way to go.

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  19. Re:Irony at it's best by strictnein · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The MPAA sends out *free* copies of their films, one of said *free* copies makes it onto the Internet where the general public can consume for free

    So, if say, Ford, gives out a number of free cars to a number of important clients, and one of them gets stolen, then we can go and steal the rest of the Fords sitting in front of our nearby Ford plant and Ford should in no way get upset about it?

    Or if an independent musician records a song and emails it for *free* to his friends and a copy of this *free* song gets posted on the internet and now everyone can download it for *free*. Why would the musician be upset?

    Think a little more about what you're saying. Yes the MPAA are bastards, but they do have a right to protect thair assets. Just because it's easy and probably 50% of the /. audience does it, downloading movies is still illegal. And if the movies are so crappy why are so many people downloading them and wasting their time by watching them?

  20. Conspiracy by Chagatai · · Score: 3, Funny
    This whole discovery seems a little too convenient and I think that this whole thing was set up by the MPAA. I know that this borders on conspiracy theory, but let's look at the facts:

    -Caridi is a B-movie actor who has been in a ton of films, yet no one seems to have a picture of him, not even the IMDB.
    -Caridi is given an advance copy of a movie. Now, perhaps this guy has more power than thought, but who gives an advance screening of a movie to a B-movie actor? Then again, when movies like Glitter and Gigli are leaked onto the Internet, who knows?
    -Caridi is a 69 year-old man who allegedly had the knowledge to transfer a movie onto his computer and distribute it onto the Internet. My grandmother prints out e-mails and sends them via postal service to me. And I am supposed to believe this guy knows how to work video capture?

    Add in other things like how bad the movie is and the unique tracking mechanisms, and one must seriously begin to wonder about the convenience of this discovery. Long live John Titor.

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  21. I love this stuff by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's such a big deal made over it because it affects rich people.

  22. Possible Marking Technique by johnthorensen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are many ways in which such a video could be "marked", without drawing attention from the viewer. One simple method is to vary the frames on which the "Do not distribute, blah blah blah" caption appears. This can be done automatically when the disc is produced, provides virtually unlimited unique combinations, and the process of matching a specific copy's "serial number" to the caption pattern is trivial. I can't say for sure, but I'm willing to bet that something like this was the method utilized to ID the "Something's Gotta Give" trailer. Other similar techniques might be something like inserting duplicates of specific frames. Such a technique would be virtually undetectable and if done in such a way that the effect is preserved by the encoding process it would be quite effective. -JT

  23. Re:Actually, None. by laird · · Score: 3, Informative

    "the academy said "Something's Gotta Give" marked the first time a so-called screener sent to an Oscar voter had been made available for illegal copying"

    There have certainly been screeners circulateddigitally before, so perhaps there's some subtle distinction here. Perhaps they're differentiating between the "screeners" sent to Oscar voters and the "screeners" sent to reviewers, etc., to promote the movies?

  24. Grow up. by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 5, Insightful
    RTFA, obatining the screeners meant signing an agreement, in effect a license agreement (like the GPL).

    Now if you wrote some GPL software and someone went and modified it, then distributed it, but did not adhere to the specific requirements of the GPL guaranteeing your rights as the author, don't you think you would have a right to be pissed off? Do you think that might color your opinions of the people who ended up buying the software?

    This individual violated a binding agreement, no less so than the GPL. Just because the MPAA is the wronged party doesn't make the wrong right.

    More, if the demand for the fruits of such unlawful activity wasn't disproportionately high, the temptation would have been far less, and the whole issue likely wouldn't have occured.

    And please don't try to ascribe people's unethical behaviour to some sort of protest over movie quality. If a movie is bad, you don't go see it, period. That is not license to obtain an unlawful copy. That kind of reasoning is childish, narcisistic, and anti-social. If all movies suck, you don't go to any, and you certainly do not obtain unlawful copies. If you want to send a message, fine, send the message. But when you obtain an unlawful copy of a movie the signal you are sending is not that the movie sucks, you are signalling your desire to watch/own the movie, while engaging in a childish reaction to the cost.

    There is no moral reason to obtain unlawful copies of music, movies, software, what have you. The motive is greed pure and simple.

    And the oft quoted argument of try and buy, is worse than useless. That kind of arrangement requires trust. Why should the MPAA or RIAA or anyone else trust you? If they could trust you the problem wouldn't be as pandemic as it is.

    Having said all that, there are responsible people who could live within a reasonable try before buy setup, and who would honor their obligations, this post is not directed at you. This post is wasted effort, since it directed at the large group of internet toddlers who can't prosecute an argument, and use the internet primarily as a means to slake their insatiable greed.

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    1. Re:Grow up. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There is no moral reason to obtain unlawful copies of music, movies, software, what have you. The motive is greed pure and simple.

      Careful with the absolutes. All but the most simple of laws have grey areas.

      Take for example Walt Disney's creation, Steamboat Willy, generally held to be the first Mickey Mouse cartoon. It was created in 1928. Based on laws of the time, Disney could expect a term of 56 years, so it would fall into the public domain in 1984. Despite this "short" time period, he chose to make the cartoon, suggesting that the system worked. Disney proceeded to control the copyright through his death in 1966. By any measure, society held up our part of the deal.

      Now, thanks to several copyright extensions, Steamboat Willy enjoys a 95 year copyright duration. Steamboat Willy remains the exclusive property of the Disney corporation until 2023. That's 39 extra years for which the public has received no recompense. This extension is not going to increase the productivity of the creator, seeing as he's dead and all. It's a shameless handout to an industry that didn't need it.

      This is theft from the public, it's only legal because of embarassing behavior by our so-called representatives. There is no moral reason for these extensions, so there is no moral reason to obey them.

      (All that said, I agree. "This movie sucks, so I'm going to download it for free," is a pretty stupid argument. Even as a poor college student I could scrape up the cash to occasionally rent a movie (especially if I could convince a few other people to kick in). If you can afford a computer to download it on, you can afford a secondhand VCR and an occasional few bucks at the video rental store.)

  25. Theory? by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    MPAA: Carmen, buddy, how are you today?

    Carmen: Stools a lil loose today. My hip still...

    MPAA: Wonderful, fantastic! How about we strike a little deal?

    Carmen: Speak into my good ear?

    MPAA: Look, we'll lay it on the line. We spent all this money on this technology breakthrough and haven't seen a return on it. We've pissed off thousands of millions of fans with our red dots and fancy ways and we need you.

    Carmen: Where do I come in?

    MPAA: Quite frankly, we need a fall man. You've played in the Mob, you should remember.

    Carmen: Ah yes, I can act well!

    MPAA: Yeah, great. But we need someone to get into trouble so we can show the pirates of America that we mean business! And these dots will annoy future generations!

    Carmen: I get to play a pirate? eh?

    MPAA: We need you, I mean, you've made 1 movie in the last 5 years. How about it. You are perfect for our part!

    Carmen: Where do I sign?

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  26. Re:Christmas at Microsoft by laird · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, watermarking and Palladium are very different. The watermarking that was used to identify the source of the leak doesn't limit the use or the distribution of the movie at all -- it just allows them to determine the source of the leak. Since everyone who receives a pre-release copy of a movie has a signed NDA, it's (IMO) fair for the movie studios to use technology to determine who broke their NDA, and take corrective action afterwards.

    Palladium, on the other hand, has the opposite goal -- it's goal is to prevent anyone from being able to do anything that the content creater doesn't want to have happen. So rather than treating people as honest and catching the exceptions, it treats everyone as a potential criminal.

  27. Who is it?! by supersmike · · Score: 3, Funny
    I know for a fact that one of the major Hollywood talents has leaked his share of movies.

    Who is it for Pete's sake?! How can you tease us like that?

  28. Re:Depends(R) by M-G · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's some slick sh*t in modern industrial control systems

    Perhaps you guys need to be wearing some of your own products to keep that stuff out of the equipment... ;)

  29. Leaking of Scripts, etc. by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know for a fact that one of the major Hollywood talents has leaked his share of movies.

    When they did Star Trek V: The Worst Movie EVAR!!1, the producers were hardcore about protecting the scripts. Each one was coded in various ways (starbase numbers were the most popular for TNG scripts -- I think I was "Starbase 28" or something like that, Patrick was "Starbase 21" or something . . . I know they used our call sheet number in some way.) including stamping the name of the script's legitimate owner in HUGE semi-transparent letters across each page.

    Being a super-nerd, I really wanted a copy of that script. Even though their Enterprise was less than 200 yards from my Enterprise, the STV:TWME!!1 producers wouldn't let me have one, so I bought a bootleg at a convention.

    You know whose script was bootlegged and photocopied a zillion times? William Fucking Shatner's, that's who. Now, I seriously doubt that WFS wanted his script to get out, since he was the director and everything, but somehow it did.

    It's easy to find out who was the rightful owner of a script, screener, or whatever . . . but determining exactly who was responsible for releasing it into the wild is a bit more difficult.

    (And the script was as bad as the movie, for those of you keeping score at home.)

    1. Re:Leaking of Scripts, etc. by chriskenrick · · Score: 5, Funny

      (OP)I know for a fact that one of the major Hollywood talents has leaked his share of movies.

      You know whose script was bootlegged and photocopied a zillion times? William Fucking Shatner's, that's who.


      I thought we were discussing major Holywood talent?

    2. Re:Leaking of Scripts, etc. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Funny
      You know whose script was bootlegged and photocopied a zillion times? William Fucking Shatner's, that's who.
      I thought we were discussing major Holywood talent?

      True, for we all know his talent mainly lies in music...

  30. Hollywood's real problem by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The real underlining problem in Hollywood is not whether someone somewhere is watching a movie in some format for free...

    The real issue that Hollywood won't face is that their audience (the people who stand in line to give their money away) has stopped growing while the cost of producing the movies continues to grow unchecked every year.

    Movies have become a saturated business. Last year the actual number of paid admissions actually fell 4% for the first time in since 1991 (according to NPR - the USA public radio network). Only half of the big blockbuster productions of last summer earned back their production and advertising costs from USA box office receipts. All the profit from Hollywood is coming from overseas ticket sales, video and DVD rentals, and syndication to other media.

    And this is from a good year...

    Hollywood has written off all the people over 30 years old in their demographic targetting for their product. If young adults decide to stop going to the movies and do other things with their disposable income, they will go bankrupt on their movie product. And young adults are turning away from television in record numbers, a bad sign for this industry.

    All the while film budgets continue to go up and up. Each 150 million dollar movie is a giant three year gamble on the fickleness of the audience for the first two or three weeks after its release. Three or four big bombs like 'Gigli' in one season and the studio is history. Especially if the interest rates start to go up again.

    DVD screeners is just a smoke-screen. It gives the industry something to collectively pretend is a problem without forcing them to acknowledge the real situation that they're in.

  31. Caridi's resume by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are we sure he wasn't in 'Pay it forward'?

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  32. Re:Not to defend Shatner... by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...but if you were privy to the techniques they used to encode the scripts, wouldn't the other actors have that knowledge too? If so then the script could be modified to make it appear that it came from some other source.

    Well, I don't think WFS needs to be defended. I wasn't accusing him of anything, so if it came off that way, allow me to correct myself.

    *correct*

    As to your suggestion, I suppose it's technically possible, though why anyone would want to go to the extreme lengths to falsify a script's ID is beyond me. We're talking about numerical codes on random pages, and the actor's (or sometimes character's) name stamped, by hand, across the center of every single page. If you watch the extended behind the scenes features on the LOTR DVDs, you can see them reading their sides, and each page is stamped "Sam" or "Frodo" or "Gollum," etc. (goddamn I'd do just about anything to get one of those! /geek)

    Oh, and the encoding methods weren't exactly common knowledge. I was the only TNG cast member who read 2600 and TAP, if you get my drift.

  33. 2600 and Starfleet! by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, and the encoding methods weren't exactly common knowledge. I was the only TNG cast member who read 2600 and TAP, if you get my drift."

    Oh this is fantastic, I knew I was right! Back in Middle school, a teacher discovered my friends and I hacking around the school network (Full root, and Admin accounts at 12 years old, w00t!).

    My teacher tried to use Star Trek as a moral argument, and said that starfleet officers would never hack into someones computer. I said that Ensign Crusher would, and he gave me a detention!

    But only now, after learning that Mr. Crusher was reading the same issues of 2600 I was, do I know the full injustice done to me :)