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Microsoft's Security Report Card

Decaffeinated Jedi writes "In January 2002, Microsoft launched an initiative called 'Trustworthy Computing' aimed at building better security into its products. It's now two years later, and News.com serves up a report card evaluating Microsoft's efforts. Kevin Kean, a group manager at Microsoft's Security Response Center, points out that customers are better off now than they were before the company made the move to refocus on security issues. An analyst quoted in the article, Stephen O'Grady, agrees that he would give Microsoft 'improved marks,' but also notes that the company is not yet where it needs to be in terms of security. He goes on to suggest, however, that 'the numbers indicate that they are at least taking it seriously.' It sounds like Microsoft might have earned itself an Incomplete on this report card."

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  1. Improved marks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Stephen O'Grady, agrees that he would give Microsoft 'improved marks,...

    Going from an F- to an F+ isn't something to get excited about.

  2. new differnce by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 3, Funny

    now that i'm an MCP (sucks huh?) i'll be trying to get as many people away from the Microsoft platform to something more secure at every opportunity i can get :)

    i'm calling myself a trojan horse :)

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    1. Re:new differnce by tankdilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      Convert other MCPs like you so that you in essence self-replicate and become updated to a virus.

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    2. Re:new differnce by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 2, Funny

      wasn't that the plot in tron?

      *ducks*

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    3. Re:new differnce by steveha · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'm an MCP

      Do you have some guy named Tron throwing a glowing frisbee at you now?

      Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)

      steveha

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  3. No news isn't good news by eamonman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, it seems to imply in the news.com article that less advisories are better than more... hell, I think my ol' comp running win98 went for many months last year without a single advisory notice when I clicking into the Windows update site. Pfft. So therefore win98 is safer than Server 2003... :P

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  4. Nor really by Cipster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought an Incomplete actually counted as an F.

    I think the appropriate grade for this would be an IP (in progress).

    1. Re:Nor really by servognome · · Score: 2, Funny

      It just means MS isn't eligible to play sports this semester.

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  5. Microsoft and Security by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

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  6. Re:Can't get into Yale with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. I think we found our textbook definition of a strawman argument. I'm gonna use this for future reference.

  7. Re:Let's be honest by bryhhh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft don't see a bug which could be used to trick people out of their hard earned cash as a Critical problem?

    They wouldn't see it as a bug, heck that's exactly what Microsoft have been doing to their customers for years!

  8. Windows is at that point by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh - I thought you said "at that point where we can throw it away and forget about it."

  9. Re:Secure Means by Daengbo · · Score: 5, Funny
    There's this old military joke about the word secure, and I'll try to remember it correctly:
    • Tell the Air Force to secure a building, and they'll lock the doors and windows.
    • tell the Army to secure the same building, and they'll post and roam guards.
    • Tell the Marines to secure it, and they'll run in shooting and kill all the AF and USA guys.
    Where does MS fall on that scale?
  10. Microsoft's Report Card by vought · · Score: 4, Funny
    SCHOOL OF CAPITOLISM

    SEMESTER 2, 2003

    PRODUCTIVITY 101 3 HRS 80% C
    ECONOMICS 307 3 HRS 100% A
    CREATIVITY 92 3 HRS 67% D
    GOV'T STUDIES 203 3 HRS 100% A
    COSC 507 ADVANCED 3 HRS 78% C
    MONO 302 3 HRS 100% A
    BORE 405 3 HRS 100% A
    THFT 305 3 HRS 100% A
    LIES 205 3 HRS 100% A
    SCUR 101 3 HRS 20% F
    MONO 400 3 HRS 100% A
    CONV 101 3 HRS 10% F
    HID 205 3 HRS 70% C
    OVERALL AVG. 78% C

    This explains why mediocre rules the market.

    1. Re:Microsoft's Report Card by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCHOOL OF CAPITOLISM

      Is that next-door to the Skool ov Speling?

  11. Is by katalyst · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft BS7799 certified?

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    1. Re:Is by Justin205 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft BS7799 certified?

      I don't know about the 7799 part, but Microsoft is certainly BS certified.

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  12. agree by Tom · · Score: 3, Funny

    O'Grady, agrees that he would give Microsoft 'improved marks,'

    Have to agree there. Two years ago, it would have been a solid F (us) or 6 (de). Today it's an E (us) or 5 (de).

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  13. incomplete after a while becomes... by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    An incomplete after a while becomes an F at most colleges....and since it's been going on for more than two years.

  14. Re:Secure Means by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 3, Funny
    Not quite:
    • Tell the Navy to secure a building, and they'll lock the doors and windows when they leave.
    • Tell the Army personnel to secure a building, and they'll post guards on the doors and patrol the perimeter.
    • Tell the Marines to secure a building, and they'll assault and capture it, killing everybody inside.
    • Tell the Air Force to secure a building, and they'll take out a twenty-year lease with an option to buy.
  15. MCP Club by Skreech · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule of MCP club is you do not talk about MCP club.

    Now go set up franchises all over the country.

  16. To Paraphrase... by MonkeyGone2Heaven · · Score: 2, Funny


    That's not a bug, that's our business plan!