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  1. Obligatory Question on Drug Reverses Effects of Sleep Deprivation · · Score: 1


    It is also believed the drug may help prevent or restore memory loss in Alzheimer's patients.

    What drug is that?

  2. Re:Futurama.. on Discovery's Dangling Gapfiller Removed by Hand · · Score: 1


    With some /. stories I just know the first comment modded above my threshold of 3 will be Funny and sure enough...

    Good one.

  3. Re:Lawsuit? Lynn says "bring it on" on Researcher Resigns Over New Cisco Router Flaw · · Score: 1


    Lynn better hope for a better outcome than George Bush got when he told the insurgents in Iraq to 'bring it on'.

  4. Hope They've Rented a REALLY Big Hall on Can Open Source and Commercial Software Coexist? · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a large portion of the Slashdot and Open Source community will be at SIGGRAPH...

    Last I checked, just the Slashdot crowd (based on ID #'s) was 800K+.

  5. Re:MSNBC Commentator is a jackass on Shuttle Discovery Lifts Off · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The goal was to inform, not to editorialize, and there was obviously no pressure to "fill in the gaps" left by silence. It really almost gave you a feeling of being there.

    You just hit the nail on the head as to what ails American TV broadcast of live events, most commentators don't know when to STFU. You'd never know a picture's worth a thousand words with all the inane drivel being spewed. Sportscasts are the worst in this regard. What I wouldn't give for the ability to filter out the commentators but keep the event/crowd sounds. Sigh...

  6. Re:Microsoft Monolopy on Founder of Go Computer, Inc. sues Microsoft · · Score: 1


    Are you going to misspell 'Monopoly', too?

  7. Re:oblig Churchill on Taking on an Online Extortionist · · Score: 1


    At least 51% of Americans don't attach this string...

    If you're refering to the 62 million Americans that voted for GWB in the last election, I have to point out that only represents 21% of 293 million Americans (July 2004 est., CIA Factbook).

    Did you mean to say 51% of voting Americans?

  8. Obligatory 1984 Reference on Gator CPO at the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: 1


    Referring to torture and the Attorney General
    in the same sentence is double-plus ungood.

  9. Can't...resist...asking... on ChoicePoint Identity Theft Fallout Widens · · Score: 1


    C.L.U.E. Inc. maintains information on insurance claims histories

    So if I request my insurance claim history am I 'getting a clue'?

    And what's that load groaning in the distance?

  10. Re:I'd love to hear the judge say on Judge Slams SCO's Lack of Evidence · · Score: 1


    I'd prefer to see Darl's pants spontaneously combust in open court.

  11. A: 1:1 on "Dark Alleys" on the Internet · · Score: 1


    Q: What are the odds that a person correcting a spelling error in a post will make a spelling error?

  12. Re:Mr. 3000 on Interview with MPAA Chief Dan Glickman · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...by pulling a random number out of the air.

    I'm pretty certain the air isn't where Mr. Glickman pulled that number from.

  13. Re:Bil Gates... on The Man Who Could Have Been Bill Gates · · Score: 1


    Without the ideas no amount of arrogace or persistence will allow you to achieve great hieghts.

    It seems to have worked for George W. Bush.

  14. Re:Quoteth a former president on The Man Who Could Have Been Bill Gates · · Score: 1


    Persistence and determination can accomplish nothing worthwhile if you have no idea what you are doing.

    Our current president begs to differ.

  15. Re:Well, according to the last debate... on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1


    Bush will be losing his job in a few weeks.

    I wonder which community college he'll be enrolling at?

  16. Spare me the pedantry... on Senate Wants Database Dragnet · · Score: 1


    Yes, yes, I know I spelled inaccurately inaccurately, and bolded it, no less. DOH!!!

  17. Re:Riiight on Senate Wants Database Dragnet · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Actually, having the government inacurately querying these databases is what scares me. The last thing I want is to be scooped up in some anti-terrorist sweep because some doufus doesn't know his joins.

    Of course, they'll be just as certain I'm a terrorist as they were that Saddam Hussien had vast stocks of WMD when we invaded Iraq.

  18. Judged by a Higher Court on RIAA, MPAA Ask High Court To Review P2P Decision · · Score: 0


    The RIAA and MPAA can whine all they want about illegal copying. The companies they represent have been ripping off the public for decades and the last I checked karma was a form of justice dished out by a court higher than the Supremes.

  19. Re:Why convert electricity to H on Hydrogen Vehicle Generates Its Own Fuel · · Score: 1


    Converting electricity to Heroin? What does that have to do with...

    Oh, wait. Never mind.

  20. Re:Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! on Hydrogen Vehicle Generates Its Own Fuel · · Score: 3, Insightful


    No, I'm pretty sure the parent meant President Cheney refering to the popular view that Dick Cheney is to George Bush as Frank Oz is to Kermit the Frog; i.e., the guy with his hand up George's ass making him say what he does.

  21. Re:Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! on Hydrogen Vehicle Generates Its Own Fuel · · Score: 1


    If a bunch of high school kids can do this maybe we can put an end to all that crap about needing to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

  22. Flight Two Sponsored By... on SpaceShipOne to Attempt Second Flight on Monday · · Score: 2, Funny


    ReliefBand: Nausea relief to go.

  23. This Just In... on Making Tracks on Mars · · Score: 1


    JPL Assistant Program Manager Buzz Finkel was put on administrative leave today after NASA's Mars Global Surveyor discovered he had programmed the Spirit rover to write the words 'HI MOM' on the surface of Mars. Details at 11...

  24. Re:Concepts of Property on More Calls for Patent Reform · · Score: 1


    Any patent reform proposals will be fought with basic, easily understandable, concepts of ownership and property. Something like, "I wrote it, I should benefit from it's creation."

    MOD PARENT OFF-TOPIC

    There is absolutely NOTHING in the article remotely suggesting that patents should be abolished or that creators shouldn't benifit from their creations. The authors simply point out that technological advances and patent policy changes during the last 25 years have 'broken' the U.S. patent process. They go on to provide some commonsense proposals to fix the system. RTFA.

  25. Fugitaboutit! on XM Radio Plans Online Music Service · · Score: 4, Informative


    I'm paying $3.95/mo. for a VIP membership at Live365.com. Sure, I paid for 12 months in advance to get that rate, but you still only pay $5.95/mo. on a month to month basis. No adds, no pop-ups, good audio quality (for streaming audio), and with 10K+ streams available, no boredom. It's one of the few things keeping me sane during the workday.