Fear Effect, Hunter The Reckoning Movies Optioned
Thanks to GameGossip for pointing to a Hollywood Reporter article revealing that German uber-producer Uwe Boll has optioned the rights to movies based on Fear Effect and Hunter: The Reckoning. Boll, who had previously claimed his planned Dungeon Siege film had "major crossover potential because of its unique blend of action and fantasy, on the order of Lord of the Rings", and is behind the House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark movies, says Hunter: The Reckoning (originally from the White Wolf pen-and-paper RPG) will be a "hard, brutal, fast-paced ensemble film in the tradition of 'X-Men.'" Hunter will "shoot this summer in downtown Vancouver", with budgets for the 2 movies "ranging from $15 million-$25 million", but it's not known why Eidos' Fear Effect was optioned.
No more game based movies, I beg of you. We've already been given such Oscar-Quality films as Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy, and, best of all, Super Mario Brothers.
Please, let the madness stop here...
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
Didn't House of the Dead suck? This can't be good news...
- colin
HotD has replaced Gigli and Ishtar as the Worst Movie Evar(tm). Not only would I recommend not seeing it, I'd probably encourage people to gouge their own eyes out if they were to be forced to see it. It'd probably hurt less.
"People will pay big bucks for the luxury of ignorance."
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House of the Dead is to gaping inescapable gravitic black hole event horizion ultra doom deathsuction.
Although I might be understating the situation somewhat.
"People will pay big bucks for the luxury of ignorance."
Uwe Boll makes Paul W.S. Anderson (director of Resident Evil) look like a John McTiernana (Die Hard). How does this guy continue to get films made? Actually, how do either Uwe Boll or Paul W.S. Anderson continue to make films? Terrible. We can only hope, however, that future Uwe Boll films will continue to dig the grave of Jurgen Prochnow's career. A once proud actor reduced to "House of the Dead."
God Bless America. Why? Did it sneeze?
Hey, it's not all that bad. At least porn directors gain a little more respect each time a Uwe Boll movie comes out.
Don't forget, he has the rights to Bloodrayne as well. I hope that made your day!
Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
15-25 mil is pretty cheap for a film, really.
All you need to do, is cast an attractive young European actress, get her to flash some mammary and you will turn a profit when all is said and done. Do these films ever make the top 10? No. But they don't need to, they just need a modest run in theaters and then a modest batch of sales in the video and DVD markets and profit is yours.
Think of all the terrible slasher films of the 70s and beyond. Why do they still get made? Because they make a lot of money when you look at the big picture.
On Wall Street they say "buy low, sell high" On the pad we say, "buy high, sell high" Isn't that somehow better?
I've been waiting for years for someone to pick up my script for "Tetris: The Musical"
Am I the only one who's sick of hunters of the undead? We've already got Buffy, Blade, Van Helsing, etc. Enough is enough, already. If they want to adapt something from White Wolf, why not make a script based on Vampire: The Masquerade? There's a lot of great storytelling potential in the way the whole vampire government is set up, though if the Dungeons and Dragons movie is any indication, Hollywood would just really screw it up.
Fear Effect would make a great move. It basically was intended as a movie, in the vein of Resident Evil but involving a slow descent into madness and, more specifically, hell. Many great hells have been made on tiny budgets. Heck, many of the scenes in Fear Effect were stolen from those great movies. Backstabbing, Chinese Mafia, talking dolls, questionable sanity, death incarnate... What more could you want in a movie? Maybe Silent Hill would have been a better choice, but Fear Effect must have been a lot cheaper to option.
Now Hunter: The Reckoning is a puzzler. Why pay for a name if nobody knows it? Of course, this is from a man whose highest achievement is an IMDB 6.5, and one has to wonder after seeing HOTD if his IQ matches. Maybe he has no clue that making a bad movie based on a game nobody has played will make no money. Of course, someone had to give him 20 million to make Alone in the Dark, so we'll see.
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"but it's not known why Eidos' Fear Effect was optioned." Gee, could it be because of the hot girl-on-girl action? Isn't that why people bought the game in the first place?
I wonder if this news will affect the production on Fear Effect 3 (aka Fear Effect: Inferno)? For awhile, I heard it had been cancelled... though now that I look it up, it was just put "on hold" (link).
one last time.
> here.
They have a link to their press release href="http://www.white-wolf.com/huntermovie.html"
They just ended their World of Darkness last week.
So why not make a little more money off of their fans before they forget about the WoD.
LK
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