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Darl & SCO Overview

HAL9OOO writes "I found an article that as well as giving a good overview of "SCO - The Story So Far" also provides an interesting insight into the character of a certain Mr Darl McBride Esq." It's a fairly lengthy article providing a lot of insight. Necessary reading to anyone new the SCO/Linux thing, and recommended to anyone who just wants some interesting details on SCOs position on the whole thing.

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  1. Re:I've had enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree. SCO needs to buy hemp and smoke it, maybe then they'll see the light.

  2. Re:BSD code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You *can* steal something that is free. First you copy it into your codebase, then you claim that it is your, and then you sue the person you copied it from. If you are successful in getting them to remove it, you stole it.

  3. Re:BSD code? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrm... even if she's right and it's not some strange conincidence, is there old BSD code in Linux? That should be checkable.

    Which is likely why SCO won't show everybody. Imagine the egg on their face when developers from around the world step forward to claim their code.... and it's not SCO's code.

    Michael

  4. Re:I've had enough by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    And after that take out a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal listing the board of directors, their names, their addresses, and how much money they lost for SCO while contributing to it's demise. Plus any additional tidbits that might make them unemployable in the future.

    You can't just burn. You have to remember to salt.

  5. Re:I've had enough by killmenow · · Score: 3, Funny
    At first I wanted IBM to bury SCO in court...
    I just want someone bury them, period. Anywhere. My back yard is available.
  6. mod parent up by Artifex · · Score: 1, Funny
    And after that take out a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal listing the board of directors, their names, their addresses, and how much money they lost for SCO while contributing to it's demise. Plus any additional tidbits that might make them unemployable in the future.

    You can't just burn. You have to remember to salt.


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  7. Re:I've had enough by FFFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    How the FUCK did the board justify a penny-per-share incentive package? Where's the fucking incentive? That asshole could sell Sun for a plateful of shit and still profit by hundreds-fold.

    It's time for shareholders to get angry. Really, really angry with jackass boards of directors who are intent only on lining their own pockets with gold. It's outright fucking theft.

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  8. Those Copied Comments by duck_prime · · Score: 2, Funny
    The new aligations, of copied comments do seem pretty bad [...]
    Yes, especially when you consider that the comment in question was:
    /* You are not expected to understand this */
  9. Re:BSD code? by Syberghost · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine the egg on their face when developers from around the world step forward to claim their code.... and it's not SCO's code.

    Don't everybody be so sure about this. They don't have to convince experts, they have to convince 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

  10. "SCO/Linux"? Ouch... by janbjurstrom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunate choice of words, no? People raise all kinds of hell when "GNU/Linux" is mentioned.. Must say I prefer the latter ;)

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    1. Re:"SCO/Linux"? Ouch... by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny

      RTFA, Linux devs ripped code off SCO's UNIX and now, after SCO shows the evidence, 60 lines of code or something, Linux belongs to SCO, nothing wrong here ;)

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  11. Cliff notes version by cluge · · Score: 4, Funny


    Darl: Linux bad, they steal

    Linux: No we don't - what did we steal

    Darl: You know, now just fess up and tell anyone

    Linux: Are you on crack?

    Darl: I will get a court order to make you tell me what you stole from me - (I can't seem to find it)

    Judge: Are you on Crack?

    Novell: You ARE on Crack!

    And the saga continues, tune in next week when darl says "Crack isn't good for my big bright smile".

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    1. Re:Cliff notes version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot

      Microsoft: We'll take some of your crack.

    2. Re:Cliff notes version by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 4, Funny

      More like

      Microsoft: Here's $50,000. Go buy some more crack.

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    3. Re:Cliff notes version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If he was on LSD & THC we wouldn't have any problems now would we?

      Like woe man. The kernel...it like...is. Man that so rocks *bubble bubble bubble* Oh man! Its like, free and shit! Hehhehehe.

      Pass the cookie dough.

    4. Re:Cliff notes version by E_elven · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news, the Association For Leisure And Addicted Crack Users Of America is 'thinking about' suing Linus Torvalds for libel.

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    5. Re:Cliff notes version by ski2die · · Score: 1, Funny

      SCO being located in Utah County (of "This is the Place" fame), I think you mean LDS not LSD. Darl is clearly on a mission from Kolob to rid the world of free software, which is the mortal enemy of all who love milk and mutliple 15 year old brides.

  12. Word choice by Mieckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article describes Darl as "one angry man."

    Aren't they supposed to use "mad?"

  13. I knew it! I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl is working hard these days so that he too can be knighted by the Queen of England. But Bill didn't have to work *that* hard...

  14. Re:Duplicate Post by glassesmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess fearing a lull in SCO news, or maybe providing adicts with their weekend fix, the editors are keeping the SCO-fires burning with these blatent duplicate articles.

  15. *RingTFA* ...Sh$# you're right! by janbjurstrom · · Score: 5, Funny
    I only got through a 1/3 of it before it scared me senseless though..:
    "Our customers that are buying [UNIX] from us today, we generally don't have a problem with," McBride said. "We have some former customers that have left that are running on Linux, and they are in the crosshairs."
    We're in deep trouble people! There are lawyers, positioned on rooftops, packing sniper rifles, as we speak *shudder*

    Thank God so many of you are quite accomplished CS players. Duck-run-strafe-fire!
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    1. Re:*RingTFA* ...Sh$# you're right! by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank God so many of you are quite accomplished CS players.

      Good. This will get rid of all the bunny-hoppers when they try their "tactic" in real life. Certainly no great loss to the gene pool there. :P

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  16. Whatever you do, don't look at it! by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    But ever since determining it owns the "ark and the covenant to the enterprise software industry," says McBride, SCO's bad fortune is on the upswing.

    Shouldn't that be "ark of the Covenant"? Maybe that explains their reluctance to actually open up the code and show what was "stolen." I, for one, would love to see Darl's head melt.

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  17. My Favorite Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is," Kevin McBride told the court, according to a transcript of the proceedings.

    I want a copy of the judges' and IBM attorney's face(s) when they made this statement. These guys are priceless. Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! Does the Attorney General have a copy of this?

  18. I've found a better explantion of the SCO situatio by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny
    Right here

    Anybody who's been exposed to even a little television in the last 20-30 years should be able to pick up on this explanation.

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  19. new to the SCO/Linux thing? by gyratedotorg · · Score: 2, Funny

    i cant help but wonder who these slashdot readers are that are "new to the SCO/Linux thing."

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  20. WTF did you call me? by utahjazz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leading the charge against Linux is McBride, the blustering executive every Linux dweeb has come to loathe

    We finally get to the point where it's ok, pehaps cool even, to be called a 'geek' or 'nerd', and so they start calling us dweebs. What's next? Linux Douchebags? Linux Shitstains?

    1. Re:WTF did you call me? by krumms · · Score: 2, Funny

      Linux Douchebags? Linux Shitstains?

      Linux Torvalds?

  21. Back to the Future....? by reydar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it just me, or does Darl McBride share a striking resemblence to Biff from Back to the Future?

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  22. Oh yeah.... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Funny
    "And SCO executives have even taken to traveling with bodyguards, a necessary measure, they say, given numerous death threats."

    Yeah, but most of the death threats are from their lawyers, wanting something worth diddley, instead of SCOX Stock.

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