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LEGO Competition Selects Three New Master Builders
H0NGK0NGPH00EY writes "The nationwide LEGO Master Builder search (covered here previously) came to a completion last week. At the last minute, LEGO surprised the competitors by announcing that they would select not one, but three Master Builders."
Klein, 28 ... built an octopus' aquatic garden. Sawaya ... built a model of two men sitting opposite each other cutting a log in half with a long, two-handled saw.
Master builders my ass!
Real Men build lego figurines of Han Solo in Carbonite. They build miniature Death Stars with friggin' lasers on them! Not octopus aquatic gardens.
"I'm a master model builder," he said breathlessly into her ear.
And hear the cries of thousands of losing Lego Master contestants, who cried out and then were suddenly silenced... by my backhand.
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... but I'm a grand-master at destroying :-))
Simon
Physicists get Hadrons!
Google is suing LEGO over their search engine legoogle.com.
You seem rather obsessed with a 70's sci fi movie.
I recommend lots of fresh air and sunlight. Try taking off those boba fett undies too.
He tried to kill me with a forklift!
Should we begin the construction of Lego sanitoria?
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
I mean, c'mon, that's half the difficulty in building these things.
Is this truly the only Earth I can live on?
I'd go outside, but the green green grass, the fresh air, and the pretty scenery will only remind me of SW: Episode 2.
And I don't want to be reminded of Episode 2.
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They need to build a Lego porn site. Just a bunch of lego whores and pimps getting it on in their Lego world.
Could God lose a needed piece of Lego so badly that even He could not find it?
I wonder what the Duplo Master Builders think of all this Lego media bias.
The lego builder in LegoLand is a genetically engineered replica placed by Vorgoxians in order to win the Lego Tournament. They're not very happy about there being three winners, so expect the other two to be assassinated shortly.
The *real* Nathan Sawaya is in a government research center trapped in carbonite. Pretty ironic huh? Maybe Harrison Ford will go rescue him.
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Ok, so three new masters.
And who are the apprentices?
Always two there are, master and apprentice.
Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
I suppose everyone already knows about this.
I skipped to here from the second posting down. Maybe we can get Lego to create Boson and Fermion Legos. If there was one to match each subatomic particle, would it help us understand how they all work together? And more important, what colors would they be?
To a politician, one email equals one voter.
I recommend lots of fresh air and sunlight. Try taking off those boba fett undies too.
Not at the same time, please.
More importantly:
Can God create a Lego Brick so large that He Himself can not build ith it?
Would it collapse under it's own weight? Probably.
Devil Ducky
MY peers would get out of jury duty.
You're asking slashdoters this? The last time I tried to lay a 3 dimensional solid structure, I got my face slapped.
"Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
*I gould build my self a posh little pad with all the trimmings. An indoor pool, filled with "lego-effect" water. Legoized plants, and pets. Ohh and don't forget the food too.* Man, I need to get rid of my legos now. -_-
-Kids in the back seat causes accidents.- -Accidents in the back seat causes kids.-
Oh poor Aaron, same fate as poor poor Zak. The Maniac.
LEGO(R) my Eggo(R)!