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Netcraft Jokes About SCO's Virus Fears

Elektroschock writes: "Through the media SCO Group sent the message that a virus writer that targets its website would be a Linux enthusiast. Netcraft has its own funny remarks in a dogfood article." Some of you might get a cackle out of the third solution.

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  1. They don't need a DDoS by sbennett · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looking at their uptime stats, a DDoS wouldn't really make much difference.

    1. Re:They don't need a DDoS by Pikhq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Technically, since they have broken the GPL, they now need permission from every person who has put any code into Linux.

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  2. Will this virus really make a difference to SCO??? by jazzmanjac · · Score: 5, Interesting
    By looking at the Netcraft Sco Uptime chart it doesn't seem that uptime on their website is a priority. Who goes to sco.com anyway, except for us nerds on a link from slashdot? I imagine most support is done via telephone, as is the case with most other operating systems.

    The whole front page of SCO's website is dedictated to the virus. If you were running SCO you wouldn't have this problem, so why is it freatured on their website? Probably just fodder for the next lawsuit is my guess.

    J.

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  3. Looks like they chose Solution 2 by marsu_k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    PING www.sco.com (216.250.128.12) 56(84) bytes of data.
    --- www.sco.com ping statistics ---
    34 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 33048ms

  4. Yahoo! small business account? by GMan00 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    At LWE, while tabling for NYC *BSD User Group, someone from SCO approached me.

    I asked him his thoughts about SCO's foolish crusade, and he said, "Hey, we would have been out of business in December if they didn't."

    So I guess Solution Number 1 may be plausible for fiscal reasons also.

  5. Linux Enthusiasts Rejoice! by Basehart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hopefully people who use Linux won't be denegrated as mere Fans, Fanatics or Enthusiasts for too much longer, as Macintosh users have been for years, now that the big boys are putting out ads backing the "OS that could".

    This morning I saw my first Linux ad on TV, sponsored by IBM. The theme, a young child showing up all over the World and a voiceover saying something to the effect of "the child is growing up".

    The combination of ads promoting Linux, and the $250,00 bounties offered by those who would prefer it dead and buried, just might finally be opening the public's eyes to what's going on in Lindon and Redmond these days!

  6. Will there be a DDOS at all? by DF5JT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This just in:

    "D'Aloisio Marc observed some things about the DoS attack, and raised some preliminary questions:

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    Has anyone seen the DOS against SCO actually happen?

    I have the new critter in a test environment where we conducted a
    preliminary and rudimentary functionality and threat analysis and the
    only activity I can get it to perform related to www.sco.com is to
    resolve the name. In fact, it seems very unhappy if it cannot resolve
    www.sco.com. Once it can, it happily scans local files for anything
    that can be construed (very loosely) as a domain and tries to resolve
    mail servers based on these. In fact, right now it's trying to resolve
    'mx.makewin.rsp'. "Makewin.rsp' is a file referenced in the help files
    of my DigitalMars C++ compiler on a test machine, so it's not a very
    smart worm. The worm also seems to like to increment the third octet of
    the host IP by one and syn to port 25 of that address over and over and
    over... I have played with the date, etc, but still no activity directed
    toward www.sco.com. It did die after 12 February, but gladly
    resurrected when the date was set back prior to that. "

    From: http://www.math.org.il/newworm-digest1.txt

  7. The truth in Solution 3... by Scorpion_1169 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Solution 3 recommends redirecting the traffic to 'somone you don't like.' I'm not sure whether I should admit to this but I think you all will find it interesting.

    On Tursday afternoon somone began trying to hack into an MS SQL Server that my company runs. They weren't able to get in, but their brute force method of attemting to access the 'sa' account estentially caused a DoS on the application. We got the guys IP address but his ISP doesn't seem very interested in helping out.

    It just so happens that we KNOW that a number of users inside our network have contracted MyDOOM. It also just so happens that we have our own internal DNS servers. Jokingly, we mentioned to our Network Admin that he should redirect all the SCO traffic to this IP. You could see a little glimmer in his eye at the suggestion and he paused for a moment and said that was a very interesting idea and that he might just do that...

    Anyway, glad to see that we're not the only ones with the idea.

  8. yeah, they suck. by twitter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It must have something to do with their recent change from Linux to BSD. Namely, finding anyone at SCO who has any technical competence outside of extortion at SCO these days. Funny that they don't use their own OS to run their site. It's because Linux and BSD stole it, I suppose. They could get such "insane uptimes" (Steve Balmer's description of 30 and 60 day uptime) from M$ junk.

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  9. Wouldnt be surprised if SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    .. wrote the virus themselves ;)

  10. Here is a scary thought by yavo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IBM makes the impossible and loses the case,
    IBM buys SCO
    IBM owns Linux

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  11. Re:Netcraft used to track websites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is an interesting idea about what is considered debatable. "The moon landing was fake" is one of those things. At the point something becomes undebatable it becomes a joke. You will then see so called "unbiased" or more "formal" people use jokes involving the undebatable. This joking is not as much taking a position on the issue as it is an acknowledgment of undebatable status/ humor availability of the topic.

    I am very interested in how ideas move across and behind the line that is "the debatable" and when this unfolds in internet time it is fun to watch. I think SCO is well on the way to becoming a cultural "fake moon landing" and undebatable.

    In other words SCO is becoming a joke. This is a good and bad thing.

  12. How does loopback addr make all Windows PCs slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    How does loopback address make all Windows PCs go slow?

    According to the article

    SCO Execs point www.sco.com at the loopback address 127.0.0.1 ... Millions of Windows users notice that their computer is running extremely slowly

  13. Re:Hey now.... by iantri · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Scientists have also found the same thing about Newfoundland (though they didn't practice polygamy, they are an island and didn't join Canada until 1949 so have a pretty bland gene pool)..

    It's population has been very helpful in researching genetic diseases (of which Newfoundland has a huge problem with, due to lack of variety in the gene pool).