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What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day?

Posted by michael on from the get-your-geek-on dept.

A reader writes "Help!!! I've been dating my geek for three months and I'm in a bit of a dilemma. So I thought I'd ask the men of Slashdot what they would want as a Valentine's Day gift. I'm looking for something out of the ordinary that will knock his socks off. Somthing clever, crafty and unique. The budget is $100. My geek's interests are typical geek fare, games, computers, music and gadgetry. So! You, men of Slashdot, tell me what you would want to recieve for Valentine's day and help me make my geek happy."

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  1. www.thinkgeek.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    lots of nifty gadgets

  2. A Blowjob! by Thanatopsis · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's a thing that every geek will love. (assuming your geek is guy which is likely the case).

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  3. I have one word (or is it two?) for you.. by XaXXon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ThinkGeek

  4. Definitely a green laser pointer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/5a47/

  5. A Valentine by SnowWolf2003 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think just having a girlfriend is all that he needs for Valentines.

    Heck, it's what every geek wants for Valentines.

  6. Naked Significant other by bigattichouse · · Score: 0, Redundant

    yep.. naked, drunken, hot, sweaty, monkey love make for a great gift. Any time!

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  7. The best things in life are free... by MrPerfekt · · Score: 0, Redundant

    *cough* sex.

    Seriously though, I find pretty much everything at thinkgeek.com to be cool. Plenty of things under $100 there.

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  8. Geek with a girlfriend??? by MadHungarian · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does not compute, overload overload, cannot shut down AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  9. Easy answer to that one.... by Cruciform · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Give him a threesome :)

    As a geek, his odds of having such an encounter are incredibly slim compared to other geeks. This would elevate him to godhood among his peers.

    Be prepared for him to jump up and down on the bed proclaiming "I am legend!" afterwards.

  10. Re:Yes by KDan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    +1 insightful!!!

    Daniel

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