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The World of Virus Writers
No_Weak_Heart writes "Looking for a little weekend reading? You might try the cover story from this week's NY Times Magazine. It's titled The Virus Underground, and it takes a look at the world of malware scripters, virus writers and worm designers."
frosty piss? Pr0lly noT..
Is it any wonder people think Linux users are a bunch of flaming homosexuals when its fronted by obviously gay losers like these?! BSD has a mascot who leaves us in no doubt that this is the OS for real men! If Linux had more hot chicks and gorgeous babes then maybe it would be able to compete with BSD!
Linux is a joke as long as it continues to lack sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?! Linux has nothing that can possibly compete. Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat!
With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Don't you wish you could get one of these? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!
Don't be a fag! Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!
As this is slashdot, I haven't read the article, however, I find it very hard to believe that a mainstream news outlet would really describe this accurately. I mean, look at how bad the press tends to botch up tech stories on things that aren't "underground". Why would I trust that they know about things that aren't common knowledge, when they can't even get stories on simple tech issues correct?
my evil software
a bare landscape of sorrow
no computer lives
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It's not so much the OS as the email client: *cough* Outbreak *cough*
9:55 wake up and go to bed because you have no job
11:00 wake up because your mom is yelling at you to wake up
11:25 get on the computer and look at pron for a couple hours
12:00 play with your 7of9 doll
1:00 read slashdot
2:00 call up cowboy neal
3:00-2am get bored and start port scanning random servers and chatting on irc as Sexy_Stud_22
That kid Mario says that he wants a challenge (I assumed that since he said that destroying disks is too easy and lame). What is the challenge in writting a Windows virus? He should create a Linux virus...
Cheers,
RoadkillBunny
What a bunch of feekazoids.
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Three girls sat on the floor, rolling another girl's hair into thick dreadlocks, the hairstyle of choice among the crowd. Philet0ast3r himself -- a 21-year-old with a small silver hoop piercing his lower lip -- wears his brown hair in thick dreads.
A tall blond friend in a jacket festooned with anti-Nike logos put his arm around Philet0ast3r and beamed.
"This guy," he proclaimed, "is the best at Visual Basic."
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ROTF!!! LOOOOOOOSER!!!
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he works as an assistant in a home for the mentally disabled
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Are they sure he doesn't live there?!
LoooOoOoOOoOOser!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!
If you must!