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A Microbe's-Eye View of Beer

fjordboy writes "After a hard days work and a couple of beers, don't we all really wonder what our draft would look like under thousands of times magnification? Maybe not, but after nine years of work and five million dollars, Michael Davidson of Florida State University has created a website of microscopic proportions that will satiate anyone's curiosity. His site, MolecularExpressions.com has galleries full of images of ordinary materials under extraordinary magnification. The list of materials includes beers from around the world, popular cocktails, snoopy and many more. The site has a wealth of images that are well worth a look. CNN has a brief description of the site and the work that went into it, but feel free to skip that and just gaze at an Irish favorite." Some pretty new galleries since the last time we mentioned it.

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  1. So when one looks *reeeeally* close... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...one realizes that beer is actually LSD?

    1. Re:So when one looks *reeeeally* close... by jms · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's amazing how, when viewed microscopically, everything on the entire site looks like a 1990s screen saver.

  2. I hear... by TexVex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that you can split the beer atom and get unlimited energy!

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  3. Oh no.. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microscope: Basics and Beyond (50 pages; 20.7 Mbytes)

    This can only end in a webserver crying.

    1. Re:Oh no.. by NewWazoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Having worked with Mike a few years ago, all I can say is that he is used to getting slashdotted... give it your worst. Those servers can take it. ;)

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  4. Eh?? by slashdot2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Beer AND science? Sign me up!!

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  5. After a night of Guinness by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I tend to see those colors as well. Oh well, time for another.

    1. Re:After a night of Guinness by easter1916 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even more spectacular is the absence of color in your stools the morning after a night spent drinking Guinness. As they say in Ireland, "Drinking gin makes you feel that the bottom has fallen out of your world. Drink Guinness and the World will fall out of your bottom!"

  6. All a geek really needs.... by elid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....is this.

    1. Re:All a geek really needs.... by kasper37 · · Score: 5, Funny

      All THIS geek really needs is this.

  7. In other news.... by Gmalloy · · Score: 4, Funny

    still no cure for cancer

    1. Re:In other news.... by lambent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that was great. Especially when I saw it on fark.

      In other news, "Originality and creativity surrender"

      Sound familiar?

  8. funny bar joke by 0xfc · · Score: 5, Funny

    A man comes into the bar and wants a beer. He asks the bartender how much and he says 5 cents. The man asked the bartender how he could afford to stay in business. Well the bartender says he won the lottery and always wanted to sell a drink at a reasonable price. Spend his last days enjoying the company of his customers.

    Well the man takes a long pull of his beer and looks around and asks the bartender who those group of people at the end of the bar were. It appeared they were not drinking.

    The bartender said with a scowl on his face, oh them, they are high school teachers.

    The man asks why did that matter?

    The bartender says they are so cheap they are waiting for happy hour.

    1. Re:funny bar joke by Narcissus · · Score: 5, Funny

      An Irish man in New York walks into a bar one afternoon and orders 2 pints of Guinness. He sits down with the two pints and slowly drinks them both by taking a drink from one, then the other, and back to the first.

      After he finishes them, he orders another two. The barman mentions that by buying two at a time they'll both be getting warm by the end, and suggests that he just bring the second over to the guy when he's almost finished the first.

      "Oh no," says the Irish man. "You see, I have to drink them like that. Many years ago my brother and I used to both sit down for a couple of pints everyday after work. Now that I've moved away, I drink this way so as to remember drinking with my brother, and my brother does the same each day, too."

      The barman is impressed with this mans love for his brother, and serves up the two drinks.

      For months the man comes in every day and performs this ritual. However one day, he orders just the one pint with a tear in his eye.

      The barman is shocked, but gives him the one.

      "I'm sorry about your loss," says the barman.

      "What are you talking about?"

      "Your brother," says the barman. "I assumed by only ordering one pint, and the sorrowful look on your face that your brother has passed away."

      "Oh that," says the Irish man. "No, it's just that I've had to give up my drinking."

  9. Re:In more other news.... by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    still no cure for he humor impaired.

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  10. American beer pictures indistinguishable by GonzoDave · · Score: 4, Funny

    from urine samples. Plus ca change etc

  11. Self-Organizing Systems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone have any idea why, when photographed, the various drinks appear to have some amount of order ? They all appear to have some order when you would think that fluid dynamics of a drink implies chaos, why the sudden transitions? why the crystal pattern? anyone care to enlighten me, since I'm a bit too drunk (read: bad with physics) to look anything up right now?

    1. Re:Self-Organizing Systems? by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Things that contain water often look crystalline when, oh, I don't know, they're frozen?

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    2. Re:Self-Organizing Systems? by meowsqueak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, if you did take the time to read the article, you'd learn that these alcoholic mixtures are crystallised (mostly by freezing from what he seems to say) and then polarised light is directed through the crystals in a particular orientation to generate the pretty pictures.

  12. Re:Guiness by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really? I didn't see any red eyes. You might want to check again.

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  13. Re:Guinness is overrated by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Yes, but Guinness gives you Strength

  14. Its amazing... by iammaxus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...how a badly organized, hard to navigate website, can make its content seem so much worse.

  15. Litany of Beer by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

    reference

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  16. Bud Ice by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anybody notice that looking at Bud Ice under that microscope thing shows nothing? That must be why it goes down so smooth...

  17. Well sure, you can see it... by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...but what IS it?

    Consider the fact that all alcohol is yeast excrement. That means that when you drink beer, you're participating in the "circle of life" at a very fundamental level.

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  18. Can I patent caffeinated beer? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a method for increasing more um, creative, work from geeks...

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  19. Re:funny bar joke - one for the aussie /.'ers by -audiowhore- · · Score: 5, Funny

    An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

    All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In SethEfrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

    The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice, either".

    The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi. He says "In Australia we have so many damn South Africans and Kiwi's that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".

  20. American beer by Bimkins · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

    They're both fucking close to water.

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