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RFID Tags For The Rich

Greedo writes "While reading this piece about designing 'experiences' in the Globe and Mail, I came across this interesting tidbit: If you're a frequent Prada shopper (and who on /. isn't?), the loyalty card in your wallet or purse contains a RFID tag that announces your arrival in the store. When you encounter a saleswoman, her handheld computer brings up your tastes, buying history, vital statistics and personalized suggestions from in-stock and coming inventory; the handhelds also place orders and book change rooms. Every item for sale bears an RFID tag. The RFID tags are courtesy of IDEO, and their website has a nice write-up of all the RFID-powered stuff at Prada, including the changeroom! I'm guessing this isn't coming to Wal*Mart's changerooms when they implement RFID. (Another write-up can be found here.)"

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  1. The Prada Defense by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    Winona Ryder's Lawyer: Your honor, my client wasn't stealing, she just thought stores worked that way.

  2. NO WAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My login name for Amazon.com does the same thing when I walk through the door of their e-Store. GOD HELP US ALL THEY ARE AFTER US!!!11!

  3. Tag the rich by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Tag the rich
    2. Track their locations
    3. Take incriminating paparazzi pictures
    4. ????
    5. Profit!

    John.

    1. Re:Tag the rich by Boing · · Score: 5, Funny
      Tag the rich

      Why not? We already monitor their breeding habits (Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, etc.) It's purely for scientific purposes, I assure you.

  4. I was going to post a rant by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I only had the money, I would complaint about privacy violation at my local friendly Prada boutique.

  5. That's nothing by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dolce and Gabbana bring favored clients complementary champagne as they enter the store. In the changing room, the drugs in the champagne take effect. While unconscious, the clients have RFID tags implanted at the back of the skull under the hairline.

    And at Barney's, they just knock you over, slip a collar around your neck, pick you up and let you continue shopping. No "Excuse me, it's store policy" or anything.

  6. And in the meantime.... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I buy pants from Target I get to simply tap on a small device outside the changing rooms which, upon generating a small noise, identifies me to the salespeople as needing access. They then use one of their access control devices to allow me to gain access to the room.

    Don't even get me started on the 'pants restraining device' that wraps around my waist.

  7. All the items are RFID tagged to, leading to.... by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    changing room: I'm sorry m'am, but we have you at a size 10, but you have 5 items that are a size 5, you are either trying to steal these items are you are about to ruin these items by trying them on.

    customer: open the changing room doors please

    changing room: I'm sorry, I can't do that

  8. And the thing about Prada that is most positive... by Futaba-chan · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...are our changing rooms. These wonderful rooms do not have doors which automatically lock behind you, and the temperature inside does not increase whatsoever.

    Just listen to this other real human being who have successfully shopped for an article of clothing at Prada:

    "I enjoyed my experience at Prada, and especially the changing rooms. When I had completed my trying on of an article of clothing, I was free to leave, uncooked and totally alive. It is a good store."

    So take it from me, Zalgon-23-Prada: our changing rooms are the best! In fact, you should go in them even if you have no intention of trying on any articles of human clothing. I should know, as I am a human being just like yourself.

  9. Clippy in the dressing room... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    "I see you're trying to put your trousers on two legs at a time."

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    1. Re:Clippy in the dressing room... by addaon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's not a leg, you insensitive clod!

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  10. Good afternoon by ekephart · · Score: 5, Funny

    and welcome to WalMart. My name is Cletis and I will be your personal saleman. Your most recent purchases include one Remington Bolt Action 700 CDL, two First Response Pregnancy Tests, and a case of motor oil. [Click, click, click] Can I interest you in a 1 Gallon Jar of Pickles?

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  11. Video-Mirrors by FashionNugget · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>The dressing rooms also contain a video-based "Magic Mirror" which allows a customer to see an image of their back. The video-feed is also forwarded to Prada's central data bank, where it is stored for future sale to various tabloids.

  12. Time to start... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...wrapping all my credit cards in aluminum foil.

  13. How do they do it? by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can Prada afford all this technology and still only charge $1000.00 for a handbag?

  14. ... Exposure by Kyont · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article, the changing rooms are made of clear glass that goes opaque when you and your RFID tag enter. "Once inside, the customer can switch the doors back to transparent at the touch of a switch, exposing themselves to onlookers waiting outside the room."

    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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    1. Re:... Exposure by happyfrogcow · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the article, the changing rooms are made of clear glass that goes opaque when you and your RFID tag enter. "Once inside, the customer can switch the doors back to transparent at the touch of a switch, exposing themselves to onlookers waiting outside the room."

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


      I think so Brain, but why would gerbils need RFID tags?

  15. Tagging the rich by br3itain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't we just tag rich people the old fashioned way, by knocking them out with tranquilizer darts and stapling plastic bracelets around their ankles while they're asleep? It works pretty well with grizzlies...

  16. Nope, she told it to them for free. by VT_hawkeye · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ye know not the power of small-town gossip.

  17. Re:Might not be bad... by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    They book change rooms? What are people doing in there? Having high tea? Holding a seance? Reading SCO legal documants?

    I had my birthday party in a Prada changing room, you insensitive clod!

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  18. and then .... by hetairoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    and take it from there, even if it's his first day on the job.

    Clerk reads screen, looks up to see two people walking in the door, a man and a woman. Clerk walks over to man and says "Good to see you again Mr. Jones!"

    Girl says "Mr. Jones is my Dad and he gave me his card, this is just the guy I'm banging to piss him off. Now bring me your most expensive purse!"

    It's still better for the clerk to know the customer personally, but yeah, this system is probably a good thing.

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  19. meh by hetairoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gap already knows I like scantily clad saleswomen .... it's why they won't allow me in the store anymore. :(

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