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Ethanol to Hydrogen Reactor Developed

guacamolefoo writes "CNN reports that researchers at the University of Minnesota have developed a small (2 ft. high) hydrogen reactor that turns ethanol into hydrogen and then uses a fuel cell to turn the hydrogen into electricity. It notably does not use fossil fuels in the process. I knew that liquor would save us all some day."

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  1. Honesht Offishur by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Foster Brooks takes a drive: "Honesht Offishur, I washunt drinking, I hadda shiphon shom gash *hic*"

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    1. Re:Honesht Offishur by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Didnt you see the arrows?"

      "Arrows, I didnt even see the indians!"

  2. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My dad has one of these apparatus, but it works the other way. It's about 8ft tall and converts hydrogen (and some other chemicals) TO ethanol

    1. Re:Hmm by wwest4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My dad has one of these apparatus, but it works the other way. It's about 8ft tall and converts hydrogen (and some other chemicals) TO ethanol

      My dad is about 6 feet tall and converts ethanol to methane.

  3. Liquor! by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cause of, and solution to, many of the world's problems.

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  4. an old saying by millahtime · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, I see that part of the saying "Beer is the solution to all lifes problems" is partly true.

    1. Re:an old saying by cartzworth · · Score: 2, Funny

      About 3% true by volume.

    2. Re:an old saying by jdunn14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah about 5-8% true.

  5. It ain't mella skrill tho by pc-0x90 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 40 of bacardi still costs more than the amount of gas to fill a geo..

  6. Back to the Future by nycsubway · · Score: 3, Funny

    This kind of reminds me of when marty got stuck in the 1800s and the doc tried to put alcohol in the delorean, and it blew out some part of it...

    Um.... anyway. This technology is a much better thing than the movie.

  7. Reverse Engineer...literally by ivan1011001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm... Now all we need is a way to take electricity, turn it to hyrdogen, and then turn into ethanol. That would be a real achievement. As a matter of fact, I'll get started on that right away.

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  8. OB Simpsons quote by bugnuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer: "one for you" [fills tank]
    Homer: "one for me" [fills mouth]

  9. heheh by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Cop : You're under arrest for making illegal alcohol in a still.

    Me : Isth not a thtill, isth a react..er..belch

    Cop : Your reactor made you puke on my shoes.

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  10. Re:Making ethanol uses fossil fuels by DaHat · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a resident of the great state of South Dakota who has an hour commute each day through corn fields... I thank you for your federal tax dollars, not just for the corn, but also for the highways... bowahahahaha!

  11. Re:The problem is.. by lowe0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The problem is having to choose between booze and electricity."

    That's easy: drink enough that you can't see. That way, it doesn't matter that the lights don't work.

  12. Bender? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

    So in the furture our robots will be alcoholics?

  13. Re:Not now..... by Cybrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I propose hemp as less maintenance intensive crop to produce fuel.

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  14. Re:Not now..... by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aye, you make a good point. However, the device is small enough "to power a vehicle." Not sure how long before John Deere starts selling hydrogen tractors, but someday, corn will rule the world.

    I, for one, welcome our new Iowan overlords.

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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  15. Re:Making ethanol uses fossil fuels by cariaso1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bart - "Dad, that bacon cost $24!"
    Homer - "So? Your mother paid for it."
    Bart - "Doesn't she get her money from you?"
    Homer - "And I get my money from grease, what's the problem?"

  16. I don't think so... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Funny

    The cell could produce 1 kilowatt of power, nearly enough for an average home.

    That's about enough to power all the wall-warts in my house.

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  17. Re:Making ethanol uses fossil fuels by natrius · · Score: 3, Funny

    I call bullshit. Everyone knows no one lives in South Dakota.

  18. Re:Good Investment? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmm...so, would now be a good time to invest in our country's distillers? Lord, if they are making fuel in addition to my consumption...well, I think they may rise quite well in the publicly traded arena!!

    Hehe...even if they don't make ethanol for fuel, the mere fact that real Mardi Gras celebrations kick off this weekend through Fat Tuesday here in NOLA will create a pretty good spike in all alcohol sales...

    :-)

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  19. Re:$1 of profit of Ethanol maker costs Taxpayer $3 by danharan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow. A Cato Institute article that quotes a Mother Jones reporter. Politics sure does make for strange bedfellows...

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  20. Re:Making ethanol uses fossil fuels by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Funny

    Put a big sail on that tractor

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  21. Re:Making ethanol uses fossil fuels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please tell me how you will plow your farm, plant your corn, harvest it, process it and transport it to the ethanol plant, what you'll make your fertilizer from and how you'll get your ethanol to your hydrogen plant all without using any fossil fuels...

    With a horse?

  22. Ironing the Toast by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but you don't use that iron or toaster 24 hours per day, do you?

    I could, if I put my mind to it.

    Really what I want to do is make a first slice of toast, then iron that slice while toasting a second slice ... but not 24 hours/day, I'll grant you that.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Ironing the Toast by bluGill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every iron I've ever seen has a thermostat of some sort, so you can leave it on without it getting too hot. My mom sews, and often leaves her iron on for 6 hours at a time (she is using it often in that time), and you can hear the clicks as the heater turns off and on.

  23. Pub restroom sign was right by mikeg22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guinness does give you strength...

  24. Re:$1 of profit of Ethanol maker costs Taxpayer $3 by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Funny

    I also heard one time that there was this carb that got 100 miles to the gallon, but then the big oil companies stole it fromthe guy who had.

  25. Re:Ugh... by Ozan · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my home town we have a chocolate processing plant. When the wind changes a bit it blows right to our house and the air smells like chocolate!

    In the town where I study we have a marmelade plant. When the wind changes a bit it blows right to my house and the air smells like honey!

    Sorry, I just had to rub that in!