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Friday Apple Fun

It's the weekend, and it's Friday the 13th (depending on when you read this), so have some fun making your Mac windows unusable and buying copyrighted (and copy-protected!) silence from iTunes Music Store. Read on for details. Crazy Window Effects ZackSchil writes "Open a terminal window and type on the prompt: killall Dock. Don't press return. Position a large window behind the terminal window, then shift-click on the large window's minimize button (so it goes slowly). While still holding shift, quickly hit the return key to execute the command and kill the Dock (it comes back right away). As soon as the dock's process is killed, the window will cease minimizing, leaving you with a working, draggable, active window halfway through the warping animation! While the system is at a loss how to translate mouse clicks to the window, you can still move bits that haven't changed location too much. After having some fun, just press Command-M to get the window all the way into the Dock and click to get it out again."

I had a similar experience with iChat the other day: I somehow caught a chat so the window was transparent. And more fun: open System Preferences, click on Network, and before it loads, move the window; when Network opens, the whole window moves back to where it was when you first clicked on it (this isn't new, but it annoys me).

Paying for (Copy-Protected) Silence wayneh writes "As the Apple Turns turned out a great story about several silent tracks available via the iTunes Music Store. They are all subject to the same digital copy protection as tracks with actual sound and at least one has a thirty second preview. Interestingly, a number of them are listed as explicit and have alternate clean versions available as well. Next time you need a few minutes of quiet time, consider purchasing it from Apple."

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  1. Silence by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope the estate of John Cage is getting royalties for the silence... they would all seem to be infringing on the copyright for 4'33".

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    1. Re:Silence by drauh · · Score: 4, Funny
      what kind of a world would we be in if silence becomes patented?

      A world where SCO would win their case.

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    2. Re:Silence by Moofie · · Score: 3, Funny

      I judge art on my subjective interpretation of how difficult it would be for me to reproduce the thing. If it's something I could trivially do myself, the artist hasn't said anything meaningful to me.

      Since I replicated this Silent Sonata numerous times in time out when I was a kid, I think I can safely label John Cage a wanker.

      Just my opinion.

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  2. The Sounds of Piracy by elmegil · · Score: 5, Funny
    Next time you need a few minutes of quiet time, consider purchasing it from Apple.

    Nah, I prefer to pirate my silence.

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  3. I don't have a sound card! by CowboyNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:I don't have a sound card! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got the tracks to play through the system speaker on a PC.

    2. Re:I don't have a sound card! by wed128 · · Score: 1, Funny

      hey those silent tracks are so cool...to play them dosen't even require a sound card!

    3. Re:I don't have a sound card! by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "But then how would you know they were silent? "

      Because there's an animated icon of a tree falling in the woods.

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    4. Re:I don't have a sound card! by Endive4Ever · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't get my sound card to work. I run Linux.

      (ducks)

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    5. Re:I don't have a sound card! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny
      Because there's an animated icon of a tree falling in the woods.

      Yes, but it only appears on a monitor that no one is looking at. Eerie, isnt it?

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  4. Silence is golden (or green) by Spike+Spiengel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who wouldn't pay $.99 (or a lucky Pepsi cap) to listen to the grass grow? It's such a novel idea, I imagine someone's already working on a "one-click method for buying silence".

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    1. Re:Silence is golden (or green) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There have been many, many times at the office that I would've paid good money for a minute of silence.

    2. Re:Silence is golden (or green) by gryphokk · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, since you brought it up, how's everybody doin' with their Pepsi caps?

      I'm two for two, and I thought I'd rush to the store and grab my tunes right away, Instead, I've just been banking 'em. Kinda nice to know i could grab a song out the ether when the mood strikes!

      i just gotta quit drinkin' so much beer -- then I could win more tunes ;-)

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  5. Re:Yep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about making your computer malfunction on purpose?

    Oh come on... you're telling me you've never taken an old beat up 486 era machine and started pulling parts while it was on just to see what happens?

  6. So whats better? AAC, WMA, MP3 or OGG? by naelurec · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which format is best for my silent recordings?

  7. Re:Yep... by hawaiian717 · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about making your computer malfunction on purpose?

    Lots of people do this every day.

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  8. USA maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    And besides--what kind of a world would we be in if silence becomes patented?

    USA?
  9. Re:So whats better? My new codec is! by Chuqmystr · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here, I just wrote you a new codec and it works absolutely great for recording silence. I call it HUSH. Very tight, compact, clean code. Compiles with anything. See below:

    ""

    Enjoy!

    - C

  10. Re:I'm Curious by Trillan · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you want it encoded? :)

  11. Existential Crap... by dnahelix · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it have to pay a royalty fee to John Cage?

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  12. Doesn't compile by hawaiian717 · · Score: 2, Funny

    % touch hush.c
    % gcc -o hush hush.c
    ld: Undefined symbols:
    _main
    %

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  13. Silence by BlinkyBob · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a whole deeper almost satanic meaning if you listen to 'em backwards.