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An Interview with Jeff Waugh
An anonymous reader writes "LinuxWorld has published a nice interview with Jeff Waugh, one of the core members of the GNOME community. In the interview Waugh talks about the upcoming GNOME 2.6, his views on software patents and on the involvement of the big vendors in the GNOME development process. Waugh is the current chair of the GNOME release team."
GNAA Leaks Windows 2000 Source code
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by GNAA staff
As previously reported here, source code to Microsoft's latest operating system has been stolen.
So far, nobody claimed responsibility for the act, and Microsoft is denying it even happened. But you know better than that! GNAA 0wnz you.
We will be right back after this commercial break!
According to Google Zeitgeist, there are about 80% of Internet Explorer 6 users. The only platform supporting Internet Explorer 6 is, of course, Microsoft Windows. These statistics are consistent with the earlier presented graphs of the operating systems used to access Google, with the Windows family consistently taking the top 3 ranks. Out of remaining 20%, the split is even between MSIE 5.5, MSIE 5.0, both Windows-only browsers. Netscape 5.x (including Mozilla) counts for only a measly 5% of browsers used to access Google. As you can see from the graph, this sample was calculated starting from March 2001 until September 2003.
According to Google Zeitgeist, there are about 80% of Internet Explorer 6 users. The only platform supporting Internet Explorer 6 is, of course, Microsoft Windows. These statistics are consistent with the earlier presented graphs of the operating systems used to access Google, with the Windows family consistently taking the top 3 ranks. Out of remaining 20%, the split is even between MSIE 5.5, MSIE 5.0, both Windows-only browsers. Netscape 5.x (including Mozilla) counts for only a measly 5% of browsers used to access Google. As you can see from the graph, this sample was calculated starting from March 2001 until September 2003.
And now we return to our scheduled broadcast...
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are an increasing problem!
This is an increasingly troublesome problem.
I'm pretty concerned about 'em.
This is an increasingly troublesome problem!
goatse.cx has gone under due to censorship.
Sign the goatse.cx petition and help save our beloved site from nazi style censorship.
http://saveie6.com/
to submit this story to Slashdot every day until it gets covered.
Install YellowDog GNU/Linux? ;)
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... you'll find it at the G-N-A-A.
... you'll find it at the G-N-A-A.
Black man, there's no need to feel bad.
I said, black man, c'mon don't be so drab.
Don't let those bloggers ruin your day.
There are still pla-ces to be gay.
Black man, there's this place you should see.
I said, black man, fire up IRC.
There's this channel, that I'm sure you will like.
Every-thing is gonna be all-right.
It's fun to hang with the G-N-A-A!
It's fun to hang with the G-N-A-A!
You can go as you please,
Feel your hair in the breeze,
Crapflood Live Journal with ease!
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You can write a good troll,
For the next Slashdot poll,
You can jerk off to goatse's hole!
Black man, why be here all alone?
I said, black man, you can get yourself boned.
I said, black man, you can get on teh spoke,
With thou-sands of gay nigger blokes.
Black man, are you down with this funk?
I said, black man, why you touching your junk?
Just go there, go to #gnaa
And apply for membership today!
It's fun to hang with the G-N-A-A!
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You can go as you please,
Feel your hair in the breeze,
Crapflood Live Journal with ease!
G-N-A-A
Black man, there's no need to feel bad.
I said, black man, c'mon don't be so drab.
G-N-A-A
Black man, are you down with this funk? I said, black man, why you touching your junk?
RHL7.1? Dosn't GNOME1 come with that? You are waaay out of date...
Huh! Waugh! Good God! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! Say it again!...
Lets frot
Love,
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Egg Troll here, man. How come we never see you in the secret troll hideout anymore?
Ok who has the nads to post the windows 2000 source code to slashdot?
I DARE YOU!
And you better not even THINK of modding that shit as anything but INFORMATIVE!
Come on man, post it!
Lets see what happens? Does slashdot:
a) Pull the post
b) Turn over the posters IP to the FBI and pull the post
c)Leave it up and actually live up to their free speech and anonymoty ideals?
What better way then this to test Taco's mettle!
Let's see him put his anti-censorship money where his mouth is!
So come on post it!
You know you wanna do it!
Just a few juicy tidbits at least!
I thought it would take months to integrate the NT/2000 code
In Soviet Russia, Waugh JEFFS YOU!!!!
Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Posted by Gurney at December 24, 2003 02:49 PM
Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.
It's easy to grasp the concept of depth of field. But it's not very intuitive, or straightforward. Much less understanding to use it to you benefit.
A simple way to make people understand what's the point with depth of field, or why it's used, was shown to me with an example:
A near object (a mupet) and a large (skycrapper) very far object where shot with 2 cameras. One had a very powefull zoom lens, and the other had a comon lens. The important thing was that the mupet was about the same size in both picture, that was the point. The skycrapper, on the other hand, appeared like a tall big item that didn't even fit the frame. On the other picture, the skycrapper looked like a tiny pencil that wasn't even as tall as the mupet.
unfinished: (adj.)