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Comic Book Physics
An anonymous reader writes "Seems many of the feats of SpiderMan, Superman and other superheroes obey the basic requirements of physics. So says a University of Minnesota physicist who uses nothing but comics to teach the subject. 'Comic books get their science right more often than one would expect ... I was able to find examples in superhero comic books of the correct descriptions of basic physical principles for a wide range of topics, including classical mechanics, electricity and magnetism, and even quantum physics.' Especially cool: Why Krypton *had* to explode."
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For the libbies
But I could be very wrong. and the article could explain it infact. It's too busy for me to read at the moment.
AND YET YOU HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE A RELATIVELY LONG RESPONSE TO A COMMENT? ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?
You sir, are why I love slashdot. Someone actually took the time to answer what seemed like a silly question. Well done. :)
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TELL TACO TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!
FOAD! FOAD!
you are a fucking idiot. go to hell! more on this interesting topic LATER!
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TELL TACO TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!
FOAD! FOAD!
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thanks for the tip holmes
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MICHAEL?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? ARE YOU HAVING ANAL SEX AT WORK AGAIN?!?
TELL TACO TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!
FOAD! FOAD!
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MICHAEL?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? ARE YOU HAVING ANAL SEX AT WORK AGAIN?!?
TELL TACO TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!
FOAD! FOAD!
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