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Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required?
madmancarman writes "The world's only F/A-18 Hornet in private ownership, formerly a Navy Blue Angel Jet, is for sale on eBay. The initial asking price? $1 million unassembled, or $9 million assembled and certified airworthy 'with your choice of paint' - more info is available via a Yahoo News story. I wonder how much it would cost to fully arm it? The same person selling the F/A-18 is also selling a 1950's T-33, and claims they'll soon be auctioning off an F-16 and a Mig-29 as well. Build your own air force for fun and profit!"
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I'll park it right in between the Bentley and the "In your dreams..."
"I wonder how much it would cost to fully arm it?"
I would guess it would cost about 5 years in camp X-ray.
...So they can give it to the guy that turned in all the pepsi points for the Harrier Jet.
Of course a Hornet is not quite a Harrier, but I dont think the guy will care.
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I wonder if they include a free tank of gas with the purchase....
That would be F-16 Fighting Falcon. Of course, this is Slashdot and it wouldn't surprise me if they mistakenly called it an F-16 Elbow.
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I think I'll buy it... It's time the war against the RIAA, SCO, and Microsoft became more than just a metaphor! Warn Redmond air traffic control to expect me soon...
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"So unless you're ex-military, you'd have yourself a $9 million lawn ornament." I would love to have a F/A-18 sitting out on my lawn. In the fall I could use the afterburners to clear all the leaves from my yard. In the winter they could melt the snow on my driveway. I haven't thought of a use for spring and summer yet...
someone named fashionpillows. Go figure.
If we can't get a LOA to fly it, can we drive it on the roads? The engines would certainly discourage tailgating
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For a million bucks this better get good reception.
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I'm calling it an investment. I figure when the *IAA sees my hard drive it'll be cheaper to have a kitted up fighter jet to deal with the problem than it would be to pay what they ask.
You buy it to go with this!
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You, know, I wasn't thinking of bidding on it until I saw your post. But I thought about it and maybe we can do the usual tech support thing. You know: you swing by and help me put it together. I'll provide the pizza and beer.
So, are you busy next weekend or not?
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I'm sure a bomb rack would hurt if you dropped it on someone's head.
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it could possibly cost LESS for a private citizen.
I was able to buy a toilet seat for ten bucks instead of six grand.
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So unless you're ex-military, you'd have yourself a $9 million lawn ornament.
I think my next-door neighbor is hiding WMD (or so my intelligence indicates) so this fighter might be just the thing for this imminent threat.
It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
Most commercial planes have a 20,000 operating hour overhaul schedule.
When was the last time your Delta pilot did a barrel roll?
"We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
is, as an auto tinkerer that's been burned on this issue numerous times..
What's a GASKET SET for this puppy go for??
You'll need one in order to assemble it, yes?
I'm betting *well* in excess of $1E6.
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They might be looking at this as a business investment - can you imagine the commercial possibilites for supersonic cropdusting? You don't make much on each field, but the volume...
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Don't worry, now Concorde's gone the US govt. will miraculously repeal that particular edict just in time for Boeing to introduce a supersonic airliner.
Betcha.
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Does anyone know if standard concrete blocks will hold this puppy up?
Cept of course if they take you out while its sitting up on cinder block in the backyard.
I would hate for some wack-job with money to get a hold of one of these, ...
Too late - he's already got 'em. And I don't think you should be calling the President of the USA a "wack-job".
It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
But seriously, what would such a special reason be? Airshows?
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
I can think of one, but I reckon he got his flight status revoked in 1972 due to being AWOL.
Does that mean that I can finally have a flying Goatse?
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I think his current millitary rank might override that.
..if this person knows something. They are suddenly selling a number of jet aircraft and at rock bottom prices. I'd better go and check if Martha Stewart sold her jets today. Might be time to get rid of the Veritech.
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I have to wonder what this fellow is into that is the current high bidder.
According to his feedback he purchased a 19" roulette wheel, later 2 microsoft t-shirts, a microsoft training guide, then microsoft small business server, and finally a 1979 Porche. He's now bidding on a 1-million dollar aircraft.
It just makes me wonder what this fellow is up to... and if I should be doing it too!
It's neat to see whom actually bids on these things. Checking out the comments on the high bidder:
Perfect Transaction, Fast payment, True Gentleman, Please enjoy your PORSCHEAAA+
and another less happy:
only 1 bid & insisted that I sell him a MichaelJordan/ XP Bus Server SW for 9.99
$gt; A winning bid is a winning bid; my friend! Period! ! ! Now ship my product!!!
Quite amusing... these people live in a different world than I. Enjoy your PORSCHEAAA+ indeed