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Nerve Cells Successfully Grown on Silicon
crabpeople writes "Researchers at the University of Calgary have found that nerve cells grown on a microchip can learn and memorize information which can be communicated to the brain. 'We discovered that when we used the chip to stimulate the neurons, their synaptic strength was enhanced,' said Naweed Syed, a neurobiologist at the University of Calgary's faculty of medicine."
WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN LOGGED!.
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"ONE MP3 MEANS GUILTY!"
You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.
You are just another statistic criminal. Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?
Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?
Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH ? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "COPYRIGHT VIOLATORS" like you?
Society hates you.
What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner to love them?
You can be JAILED and RAPED.
A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS
You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS . Do you want that?
SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".
You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.
DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?
Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what MP3s you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
IF YOU PIRATE MUSIC, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!
This message was generated by a wagonload of gay niggers for Anonymous Hero.
Can't wait until they hook it up to a tank. Then we're gonna have some fun!
Why yes I am paranoid! Thanks for asking!
OT: Kung Fu isn't a fancy name for a couple of techniques. If Neo really did know Kung Fu, most of the things he did in the Matrix wouldn't have been surprising. Punching through concrete: check. Ridiculously fast reactions: check. So many punches/second that your arms blur: check. Even a form of levitation has been reported in advanced practitioners, although I'm not so sure about that one.
For the love of God, please learn to spell "ridiculous"!!!
first post!!! you lame assholes... I can post first because my XBox is a american product and my pride in my great country and my great XBox accelerate everything...
If only they would make games for that bitch... IAve played Metroid Prime and it ruled... I hope M$ will buy those japanese bastards and port Metroid to my great american console system!!!
Join the fun!!!
Do you know gamespy.slashdot.org???
Flamebait? The joke wasn't great, but flamebait?
It's a pretty sure bet the snails aren't dreaming about sheep, electric or otherwise...
Nerve Cells... Silicon... Beowulf Cluster... SCO... iPOD... Groklaw...
... Oh, and, I love my ipod.
think about how much PAIN and ANGER a Beowulf CLUSTER would feel after reading about SCO on Groklaw!
There.. all the hot topics bound into one uninformed, off topic reply (I didn't read the original post)
I feel so at home.. shit, forgot to karma whore..
Evolution makes no sense at its core.
Q: Who are the ones who survive?
A: The fittest.
Q: Who are the fittest?
A: The ones who survive.
Any first-year logic student knows better than that...
<insert witty linux comment here>
Seems like children in Michael Jackson's house are way ahead of the curve!
Come on, admit it... you laughed.