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Remember The Heathkit HERO? Check Out '912'

moorley writes "The 912 Mobile Platform built by White Box Robotics based on VIA motherboards as part of their PC Bots program. Still in prototype but they are projecting to have it out by Summer 2004. They have no prices yet, but estimate 'building or buying the 912 for about the cost of a decent PC.'"

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  1. Next year... by soapbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the Rev. B "security" models will contain combat programs to rid your business of unwanted Time Lords, just like real Daleks... Exterminate! Exterminate!

  2. ....a GIRL robot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there an add-on kit so I can use this to complete my dream of building a robot.....a GIRL robot/

  3. I'd like it medium-brown, please by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this thing is a toaster, correct? Will it finally solve the problem that is switching between toast and Pop-Tarts? I don't want to give either of these delicious foods up and I don't have space in my dorm for two toasters set to different levels.

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    1. Re:I'd like it medium-brown, please by Lussarn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it looks like some form of star wars imperial toilet.

  4. Re:What the hell is that? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

    And this is just plain disturbing.

  5. Great..... by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "HMV" patrols your home or office, recording any disturbances and e-mailing your PC, cell phone, or even the authorities!

    Great, so by the time you check your email the intruders are already gone and have your TV, jewelry and other valuables.

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    1. Re:Great..... by xSquaredAdmin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great, so by the time you check your email the intruders are already gone and have your TV, jewelry and other valuables. Don't forget abouth the HMV.

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    2. Re:Great..... by Fooby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention a really cool robot.

  6. Um ... by rholliday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because I really need to hug my DVD player ...

    Wait a sec. "The 912 "MP3" also features fighter jet technology "video glasses" to view e-mails ..."
    Ignoring the "fighter jet video glasses" for a second, isn't this some sort of jwz corollary? All home appliances expand until they can read e-mail.

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    1. Re:Um ... by tunabomber · · Score: 3, Funny
      "The 912 "MP3" also features fighter jet technology "video glasses" ...

      Not only that, It runs windows! Never has


      unhandled exception at B7C8 E78A CF89 58CB 3EAB 7E71

      press ctrl-alt-delete to restart your computer


      looked so good as when it's projected in 3D stereo onto a virtual display that's blocking your vision! The Blue Glasses of Death really should have been a feature on the security robot... Much more effective at scaring off crooks than running over their toes repeatedly.
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    2. Re:Um ... by terrab0t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, maybe I'm not seeing the logic of this setup either: "The robot is running Windows XP Home as an operating system and robot control software from Evolution Robotics."

      So basically, they gave it a reason to kill itself, and the ability to do so. I hope that's covered in the warranty.

  7. HMV.. by bishiraver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause, as we all know, large grills (Especially on robots) make them more durable.

  8. pricing info by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Informative

    Their pre-order page says "Estimated retail cost on a "bare bones" platform should fall between $599 to $699."

  9. virtually unstoppable? by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    it looks like all you have to do to stop these is to tip the thing over. The other question... what would an intruder actually have to stop it from doing? running into its legs?

    1. Re:virtually unstoppable? by youngerpants · · Score: 4, Informative

      They have motion detectors, every time it detects motion it emails a pic/ video to your account.

      Having a few of these patroling a warehouse, for example, would be a nice addition to any security system (as well as being exceptionally cool)

    2. Re:virtually unstoppable? by Mr2cents · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the pseudocode goes something like this:

      while not intruder_is_dead
      move_to_intruder
      eject
      eject -t
      done

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  10. Re:features? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny
    what kind of AI does it have

    Have you ever played System Shock 2? I imagine that it will be something like that.

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  11. Overkill??? by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Why do you need the big x86 processors? Is the robot going to be able to have complex thinking algorithms?

    I would probably start with some very cheap circuits. You can program them to do simple movements or simple lcd displays. If you want a "brain", you could add it on. Most of these circuits can be connected to by a serial cable.

    If anyone is interested, there is a ton of information here: http://www.rentron.com

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  12. Re:Hmm, does it have interface for vacuum cleaner by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    If it can move around a vacuum cleaner it would be of some use..

    The least /.'ers can do is vacuum the basement themselves. After all, their parents let them live there rent free.

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  13. Re:features? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a PC with wheels and sensors. Which is why it will cost about as much as a PC.

    It's as fully programmable as any PC, which means you can make an 802.11g beowulf cluster that will chase the cat around the house.

    Obviously the big thing here is the propriatary AI programing, so I can't tell you anthing about that, but other than that you could whip one of these things up yourself for a few hundreds of dollars of used parts.

    The "other than that" clause is a biggy though, if you don't have a few years to dick with AI software.

    If you do you'll have more fun building one than buying it anyway, but already know that.

    KFG

  14. A Heatkit what? by scattol · · Score: 3, Funny

    A now that I see what the Robot looks like, I vaguely remember it. Looks cool but just the computer would have been enough. And I don't remember goot girls hanging around with kit robots either. That photo is mesleading!

  15. Self-portable PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a Banana Jr! Will it worship the TV?

  16. Educational Buyers beware.. by t0qer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I went to CCOC for a brief stint in my education for an electronics class. Our lab had 2 Hero's in it.

    This was around 1989, 1990. I'm not sure if anyone else had battled robots before (maybe japanese anime?) but one day we when the teacher went out for a phone call we got it in our heads to arm the Hero's grip arm with hammers, and have gladitorial style combat.

    By the time the teacher got back one Hero drove victory circles around the disabled hero. Couldn't warrenty the thing because of physical damage, so the teacher locked both hero's up in a closet for the rest of the semester.

    Just a warning.. Geek teenagers + 2 > Robots - Teachers Presence = destruction.

  17. FAQ List by katchins · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see the FAQ list for this robot...
    1) How often should I perform "Windows Update"
    to get the service packs required to keep
    my robot "functional"?
    2) What happens when my robot crashes? Will
    it shoot me or commit suicide?
    3) What brand of Virus Scanner Software is
    compatible for my robot? Also how often
    should I update the Virus Software?
    4) How ofter should I change the
    "administrator" password?
    5) Can I reformat and install Linux?

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  18. Re:Correct the grammar by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you mean "correct the grammar". That sentence is perfectly correct Engrish.