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MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available
BenBenBen writes "The head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit states that Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears, and that releasing patches is what causes exploits to be developed. Good quotes: 'We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known', and '[he] could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'. Erm..."
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ouch ! fun fun
about as likely as the moon/mars/bars shot being piloted buy the won-eyed girl & the illegal aliens?
these foulcurrs are in it up to their/yOUR last gasp.
consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... the kode is well, knowed.
Or pretty close to false. The BBC has had a great track record of interrogating people (includingworld leaders who could order the deaths of their correspondents), I wonder why this was so soft on 'experts' (0==0 except where 1==0).
Meanwhile they're doing a bang-up job on thursdays explaining the war on terrorism (a pretty good series which highlights intelligence failures around the world.)
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
the sky is green
"Winboxen"... JESUS... Get out of the basement, dude!
MY GOD you have a way with words. :)
. I love the sound of burning women and screaming rubber....
check your math 2.4.25 is the current version
yeah bush si teh sux0r
VOET DEM if yuo aer l33t nad smartey!!!1!!1
Shouldn't that be effect and cause?
Hmmm, seems the mods got your post mixed up with the parent. Parent should be marked troll, while yours is quite funny.
The contents of this message have been doubly encrypted by ROT13
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Hehehehehh. Bwahahaha. Hahahahahh. Whew....
ROTFLMFBO
Considering the universe is expanding in every direction at FTL speeds ...
Faster than light? Did I miss a memo?
"Verbing weirds language." -- Calvin
I don't try to be right, I just try to make people think
I think Michael Moore is a douchebag.
"Verbing weirds language." -- Calvin
Debian 8? Isnt there a Debian alpha they can upgrade to.
Vote for new mod!!! Score:-2,Imbecile
Somebody around here has/had a .sig to that effect. "The box said Designed for Windows XP or better, so I installed [insert favorite distro name here]"
I always found it funny anyway....
[ "Thanks, that made me spit coffee on my screen..." ]
No doubt that made me choke on my Hot n' Spicy Beef Jerky!! I am glad I wasn't drinking hot coffee!!
I think all the laid off programmers who's jobs went to India should start Open Source developing in their spare time and really give MS a run for their money!!!
"Micro$oft Blows goats, I have proof!!!"
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
Marriage is a ritual. So are funerals. If you don't have a funeral, you're still dead, right?
Marriage is an "institution." Weddings are rituals. You can be married without a wedding, as you can be dead without a funeral. However, until you have a death certificate issued by the local authority, your beneficiaries cannot collect death benefits, your creditors won't stop hounding you, and your spouse can't remarry... so *legally*, you're not dead, no matter how stiff and cold you are.
Until you get a marriage certificate, *legally* you're not married, no matter how you feel about each other. You cannot collect any of the benefits of marriage (joint tax filing, automatic inheritance without probate, spousal SSI and pension benefits, etc.)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
I say :- I hear I gossip. I see I drool. I do and I regret.
for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
Now that's comedy.
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/02/26/155520 8&mode=thread
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