Super Mario Bros Record Broken
An anonymous reader writes "A nimble-fingered gamer has shaved three seconds off the long-standing world record for completing Super Mario Bros. for the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Classic arcade site Twin Galaxies reports that Scott Kessler of North Carolina executed a "near-perfect finish" when he took the record down to five minutes and 17 seconds. Twin Galaxies referee Robert Mruczek watched the entire game on videotape before declaring the feat a new world record."
I wish I had the type of job where I could just try to beat records on old games, as it is, I haven't played a game in ages. Some people just have all the luck. Where's mine? :-)
"Bowser" lobs up a whole slew of axes, each of which is deadly to Mario if she should make contact with any of them.(emphasis mine)
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That adds new perspective to Mario's reasons for rescuing the princess, doesn't it?
Seems like another record is broken with this site being /.'d within seconds.
But hold on...they're reviewing the tapes...
Well, reading the headline was fun.
After all...this is the world Super Mario Brothers record. They can't screw up something as important as this. :)
Goo goo g'joob.
I dont think 5 min. 17 sec. is all that long.
His half-human half-wario empathic abilities give him awareness of a hidden third dimension in SMB. He is able to step outside of the 2D world we all see and nearly-instantaneously jump to the princess' chamber.
Really, it is so simple that you should have thought a bit before posting.
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"Twin Galaxies referee Robert Mruczek watched the entire game on videotape before declaring the feat a new world record."
Oh my god, a huge video game nerd actually sat through five minutes of video tape before declaring a world record?!? Call the police!
They don't require an illegal ROM - a legal ROM will do just fine.
If this record stands, maybe it will be called the Kessler Run. Anyone have a link to the video?
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