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Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the but-not-the-one-click dept.

theodp writes "Amazon's 10-K SEC filing discloses that the e-tailer has been sued for infringing on Soverain Software patents for Network Sales Systems (5,715,314 & 5,909,492) and Internet Server Access Control and Monitoring Systems (5,708,780), aka the Open Market patents, aka the Divine cashectomy patents, which Soverain obtained in the wake of Divine's bankruptcy sale."

19 of 304 comments (clear)

  1. Luckily... by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Amazon has aleady patented the use of Irony...on the internet!

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    1. Re:Luckily... by Xeth · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they'll be serving them up with their patented One-Click Countersuit tool.

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    2. Re:Luckily... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess if you live by the patent, you die by the patent...

  2. I feel sorry for them... by opusman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Filing patent infringement lawsuits is hard work.

    Someone needs to come up with a "One Click(tm) Patent Infringement Lawsuit" system. And then patent it...

    1. Re:I feel sorry for them... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fuck, bro. All you need to do is send this post to the patent office. Apparently, they'll stamp damn near anything.

      And remember, I told you this, so cut me in on the cash, alright?

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  3. Thank God for all these lawsuits... by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    Without 'em, after the SCO mess gets cleared up, we'd have no reason to visit Groklaw!

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  4. My head's exploding by MacGabhain · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm rooting FOR Amazon in a patent case? Ow ow ow ow ow. It hurts!

  5. Re:Not Another One! by smr2x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who would dare take on Slashdot in a lawsuit?! Can you imagine how many geeks would find you, surround your building, and make you suffer!?

    Besides the enormous Slashdotting you would receive in return...

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  6. is it really this easy? by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 3, Funny
    IANAL, but is it really this easy?

    [click to type company name] hereby sues [click to type deep pockets] for patent infringement for [click to enter $amount].

    CTRL P

    Choose Fax Printer.

    [click to choose Clerk of Court]

    Roll three dice. If you roll a 4 or less, even the most ridiculous case wins.

  7. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "but soon in the future, laws will be passed, and that problem will be gone"

    Fantastic! And we can celibrate this new era of equality in our flying cars.

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  8. government ageny & sane people by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can somebody tell me which government agency is actually run by sane, competent people?

    Pffft! That's easy!

    The Department of Education.

    Oh, wait.

    Nevermind.

  9. Too many lawyers by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it me or is the demand for lawyer increasing forever. Everyone sues every company, and vice versa.

    At this rate, some day someone will make up some legit reason to sue the entire Internet altogether.

  10. Re:I sue George Bush for stupidity infringment!! by dukeisgod · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know I shouldn't be feeding the troll, but does that mean you're saying that you were stupid first?

  11. Could be worse. by bgeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It could have sample screenshots ripped off of a competing product filed in the patent application.

  12. Has anyone patented suing as a business model? by aauu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Replace all your hordes of workers with a handful of lawyers. Pay them % of the profits. Sue anyone listed in the phone book. (pat pend.)

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  13. I think I've solved the problem. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm going to patent Apathy! That way, when people complain about how nothing is being done, I can sue them for not doing anything themselves, like writing their congresswhores, or donating money to the EFF, or boycotting companies that use patent litigation as a business model.


    Now if I could only...get out of this....chair......ah, fuckit.


    Wow! I'm making money already!

  14. Re:Not Another One! by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Besides the enormous Slashdotting you would receive in return...
    I thought you said in your rectum ...
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  15. Re:Not Another One! by JET+666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    don't forget the looting. Oh i mean to setup a mirror, yeah thats it.

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  16. Re:Not Another One! by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Funny

    I imagine some people carrying signs with the goatse.cx picture. Others would argue for software patents just to troll and get others to argue against. Some jerk would stand there and wonder Imagine a beowulf cluster of ......