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Mind Over Machine

broKenfoLd writes "Monkeys moving robotic arms by manipulating a cursor on a computer screen, simply by thinking about it? Mice who cause their water tube to dispense some refreshing H2O just by wishing it? Signal processing and decoding has long been a dream of Matrix fans and lazy system administrators for years, and science is amazingly keeping up! Popular Science's Carl Zimmer has written a fascinating piece documenting recent progress in decoding brain signals and interpreting commands issued from thoughts alone. If you heard a single violin playing Beethoven's 5th, you would be able to tell what piece of music was being played even though the rest of the orchestra was not heard. In the same way, by monitoring a relatively few neurons, computers can recognize patterns and allow programming based on these patterns to say, know if a mouse is thinking about pushing his water lever. You can pass the time waiting for Matrix-style video games and motionless system adminstration/utilization by reading the full article."

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  1. Channel surfing by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 5, Funny

    But can it be used for channel surfing. That's the ultimate goal.

    1. Re:Channel surfing by spectecjr · · Score: 5, Funny

      but the TV would be stuck on the p0rn channel. if you've got a wife, LOOK OUT!!

      The trick is to marry someone who enjoys watching porn with you. It's not that hard; if I can do it, anyone can.

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    2. Re:Channel surfing by lcsjk · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's his name?

    3. Re:Channel surfing by tanguyr · · Score: 5, Funny

      i'm thinking real hard of modding you +1 funny. let me know how it works out.

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    4. Re:Channel surfing by spectecjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My experience with women is just that they don't like (or won't admit liking) porn. I've never met a woman who would not scoff at my browsing usenet for porn, for instance.

      In most cases, it just requires communication about the subject. If you explain why you like porn, it's not longer a problem.

      No, it doesn't mean you love them any less.
      No, you don't necessarily want them to do those things.
      No, they're not being screwed*; they get paid thousands of dollars for this.

      Explain that it's visual stimulation, and it means that you're not pawing at them for sex all the time - that it gives you options. Explain how men basically want sex all of the time (believe it or not, most women do too... it just surfaces in different ways - it's more emotional than physical).

      And if you're going to watch porn with a woman, don't go for usenet stuff or bargain bin video store pornos. Get yourself some of the classy Adam & Eve stuff designed for couples, which actually have a real plot (or at least, more of a plot than most), and pick the video based on what you know turns her on.

      You'll be surprised. Sure, not all women will react that way - a lot will react exactly as you've described. But the only way to truly find out is through in-depth, honest communication. And that takes effort.

      * erm... well, you know what I mean.

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  2. Just don't forget one thing! by Bendebecker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Monsters, John! Monsters... from the id!

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
    1. Re:Just don't forget one thing! by Bendebecker · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, its a refernce to the SCi-fi classic Forbidden Planet. A highly species known as the Krell develope a machine that allows manipulation without instrumentation - all they had to do was think about it and the machine would create whatever they thought about right there. But the Krell forgot one thing: the monsters of the subconcious mind. The Krell had become so highly advanced that they had forgotten that deep down buried in their minds, the primitive savage still existed - a savage that still wanted to kill and destroy and in building the machine the Krell had given those monsters nearly infinite power. As a result, the Krell were destroyed by their own minds.

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
  3. This could be bad... by jhouserizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you imagine what might happen when a "hottie" walks though the office?

    1. Re:This could be bad... by Jotaigna · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I remember a scene from "Macross Plus" Where two batteloids where flying and one of them was "neuro controlled". In a part, the neurocontrolled batteloid falls very fast and the other batteloid saves it from crushing into the ground, but as the "neuro" pilot regains control of his mecha, he wishes the other pilot was down(there is some grudge between pilots) and inmediately the mecha obeys the wish and wrecks the old batteloid!!. Be carful of what you wish, if you are hooked to a machine, you might get it!.

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    2. Re:This could be bad... by FooGoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      all the CD drives prematurely eject?

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    3. Re:This could be bad... by bluGill · · Score: 5, Funny

      Interesting question. I love questions like this that we can debate, secure in the knowledge that we will never find out the real answer. Eventually we will find out what it is like to have this working, but we geeks will never find out what it is like to have a "hottie" walk though the office.

      Congratulations, you have posed the perfect open ended question.

    4. Re:This could be bad... by nolife · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny but if something did happen, the system would be a failure.

      When you "think" about doing something, you are deciding via pros and cons, deciding outcome, looking at all options, recounting experience, true desire... on wether to do something or not. When you really decide to act, you act. That signal to act causes you to act. Thinking about acting is not acting. The final go ahead trigger to act is what matters. How else could you make a logical decision about anything? If you take out the thought process involved, we all would be living in a completely different world.

      Consider the mouse and the bottle. If the mouse really wanted to get a drink, he would go over and get one. It's not like some force is holding him back and he keeps thinking about it but he just (slow superhero struggling voice) can't moooooooove.

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    5. Re:This could be bad... by elbarrio · · Score: 5, Funny

      ahhh.... you obviously have never worked on the same floor as HR. ;)

  4. We have that already. by tktk · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...motionless system adminstration/utilization...

    I call it sleeping.

  5. Not such a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My water tube can dispense a refreshing H20-based substance just by wishing.

  6. umm.. not just yet. by xxdinkxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the best of these kind of devices (devloped in nasa labs) can only do 95% accuracy. sure that might be fine for say playing a video game(unless its fast pace), but if you tried to walk with 95% accuracy, you'd be the but of more jokes then the "how do you get bob dole out of a tree, wave to him" jokes.

    but over all its really cool that they are even able to do this at all.

  7. Wow, Me Too! by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Mice who cause their water tube to dispense some refreshing H2O just by wishing it?"

    Uncanny! Just this morning I caused by "water tube" to dispense liquid just by wishing it too!

  8. But what if I didn't like my neighbour? by bad+enema · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And I ran him over with my SCV?

    "I didn't run him over!"
    "Did you THINK about running him over?"

    *long pause*

    I didn't run him over!

  9. I don't think it will ever be like in the movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean, the rat can think about water, and get some water. But a rat's mind is way simpler.

    Have you ever thought about suicide? Now imagine if when you thought about it a machine would come and kill you. Also I don't know about you, but I can't control my mind completely, sometimes I have thoughts that are completely unrelated with what I am doing... I really don't think I could trust a machine to make my thoughts come true, I'm sure in the future machines will be able to interpret the signals in your brain with a 99% precision, I just can't trust my own mind.

  10. Re:Say it all with me now... by ImaNumber · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best part is that this computer can be mass produced with unskilled labor!

  11. Maybe in the future... by BW_Nuprin · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...we'll be able to RTFA just by thinking about it!

    But that would require thinking, and that hurts :(

  12. Re:Cell Phone by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you read 'The Light of Other Days' by Arthur C Clarke & Stephen Baxter you'll get a good insight into the possible consequences. While the book is centred around the idea that wormholes can be used to view anyone at any time, knowing what people think would have the same effect of first causing terrible unrest but eventually destroying barriers and allowing everyone to work together. It's a very interesting read and I feel that every day we get closer to that reality.

  13. This is all cool, but... by shura57 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This does not answer how brain works at all :-) As a motor control neuroscientist by trade, I can tell that finding out what the brain actually doing has little to do with these neat things.

    This is not to say that it's not important -- all kinds of prosthetic devices can be made to help people with disabled limbs or other parts of the motor control system -- so it's a great benefit to those people. The important thing is that these devices are still controlled by the human brain, and nobody has a good idea how.

    The fact is, you can probably hook up whatever device to whatever portion of the brain (e.g. an artificial arm to you toenail brain area) and after some practice the subject will learn now to move it. So when they say "we don't see the brain as a mysterious organ anymore" they are telling you a bold-face lie.

    The mystery would be demonstrated to be solved when we can build a computer with massively parallel and slow (up to 1kHz) elements that can match human performance in tasks like tracking, reaching, as well as learning those tasks.

    So far, all the beatiful performance of the cool gadgets is accomplished by super-fast feedback and super-fast computing elements. Our neurons are ways slower, but they do much better. Therefore, the whole essense and mystery of the brain is how to connect 10^10 shitty elements into a great learnable machine. Algorythms and parallelism are still the mystery of the brain, even if the popular science magazines claim otherwise :-)

    1. Re:This is all cool, but... by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fact is, you can probably hook up whatever device to whatever portion of the brain (e.g. an artificial arm to you toenail brain area) and after some practice the subject will learn now to move it. So when they say "we don't see the brain as a mysterious organ anymore" they are telling you a bold-face lie.

      Does the mouse get water by thinking about water, or by thinking something completely different that happens to trigger the machine? Once he figures it out, he'll do it again when he's thirsty.

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  14. Mind Wide Open by CleverDan · · Score: 5, Informative
    NPR has an interesting interview with Steven Johnson, author of Mind Wide Open: Your Brain and the Neuroscience of Everyday Life . One segment talks about manipulating on-screen animations with Alpha brainwaves, to retrain people with ADD how to focus.

  15. I don't understand something... by NorthDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They talk about using this for people with disabilities. This would be great for sure but
    they say in the article that they need to "train" the computer beforehand (no pun intended)
    before it can ... interpret though.

    My question, which was not answered in the article, is: Are every brain emmitting the same signals for the same action
    or do they need to "train" the program for every new user (monkey)? I would think that every individual have a somewhat
    unique "brain signature" and if it is the case, how can a totally impaired person train a computer to use an artificial arm or
    leg or whatever if anyway he isn't able to move a "joystick"?

    Can the computer associated anything as an input to compare with the brain activity?
    Could (let's say ) S. Hawking program the system by blowing in a tube harder or smoother for example?

    Am I clear? ;-)

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  16. Re:I don't think it will ever be like in the movie by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    But a rat's mind is way simpler.

    Allow me to introduce you to our management team.

    KFG

  17. I'm thinking of.... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    FIRST POST! FIRST POST!

    (Damn, didn't work)

    Natalie Portman in my cube.

    (Nope, still doesn't work)

    I want to be overworked and overpaid, but still have time to surf slashdot from work.

    (Woohoo! It works!)

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  18. the exciting part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real exciting part isn't about the machine learning what the brain is doing, but rather the brain learning how the machine works. Near the end of the article, he talks about a cluster of neurons that grew in the monkey brains after the implants, and would fire only when the implants were active. The monkey's brain, in effect, sensed a new presence and adapted to it within minutes of its arrival.

    If you've ever tried learning an activity that instinctive reflexes like skateboarding or ice skating or even playing the piano, you realize that no matter how much instruction someone gives you, at some point you feel like once you've done it enough, you just "get it". It's the whole muscle memory thing, how your brain encounters something new and just adapts, learning exactly which neurons to fire at the right moments to get the desired affect. Seeing neuron's grow and cluster especially for the robot arm is indicative that the monkey's brain can assimilate the arm and treat it as a natural extension as opposed to a external tool with an awkward interface. In geekspeak, it's like a kernel that, on detecting a new device, can probe it, learn the API, and build its own device driver automatically, without ever knowing anything other than that it's something on the other end of a bus.

    Extending that line of thought, who's to say that if the signal processing and classification algorithms advanced far enough to classify even our thoughts, our brains wouldn't be able to instinctively learn how the mind-readers worked and retaliate in return?

  19. Is it time for ... ClippyXP? by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny
    "You are thinking of typing a letter ... "

    Pleeeeeeease don't let MS get their hands on this one, mister!