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Stolen Laptop Alarms
torok writes "Three Engineering students from Simon Fraser University in Burnaby, BC, Canada have developed a laptop alarm complete with remote pager that detects if your laptop is being moved and sounds an alarm. The article is a bit sketchy on details, but it sounds like a cool idea."
...can you make a Beowulf cluster of these?
This is great for when Bonzai Buddy Hijacks your computer!
Setec Astronomy
Any security system is as strong as its weakest link. I would not trust a plastic hook to keep it secure. Hell, I would not trust most metal pieces either. It better take a big pair of bold cutters and arms the size of my legs to break that steel.
That's what I fucking said right above you. You plagarized My post. I bet that you too think that everything is free and should be just copied and stolen. Communist.
Filesharing and music piracy are completely responsible for the downturn in our economy. The economy has slowed at the same rate as record sales. George Bush has nothing to do with it.
Keep on stealing you asshole. Fuck you. You suck.
wtf about pollution? christ i'll give you pollution
"vroom vroom!"
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