Midway's Controversial NARC Update Ups Drug Intake
Thanks to IGN PS2 for its hands-on preview of Midway's PS2/Xbox action title NARC, an update of the classic '80s anti-drug arcade title of the same name. This game, which Game Informer notes has been "built on VIS Entertainment's State of Emergency engine", takes the "good cop/bad cop" gameplay concept to an extreme, as GameSpot explains: "You'll actually be able to use the illegal drugs you confiscate throughout the game. In fact, they'll actually give you short-term benefits." The drugs include "pot, speed, LSD, crack, and the newly invented Liquid Soul", and effects vary - for example, IGN notes: "Smoking marijuana in NARC slows time down and makes the screen blur, but also gives incredible focus", and GameSpot mentions: "Dropping acid fills the screen with crazy colors, but it also gives innocent citizens large jester heads while giving criminals large devil heads, for easy identification." But GI also cautions: "By taking one of the addictive drugs... the controller vibrations will get longer and longer until the player will literally have to fight to keep the shakes at bay."
Upon clicking the link, I was greeted by a freevibe anti-drug advert
Worried you might not keep your virginity forever? Try new Linux(TM), guaranteed twice as effective as LARPing
Screw "Bullet Time"
;-) oh my.
Gimmee my weedtime, cracktime, and lsdtime
I'm glad to see that Midway is finally making kiddie games again. I really enjoyed Bubbles as well. They must have been on all kinds of drugs when they made that one.
I wonder how much hands-on "research" the developers did for this game? ;-)
"I filter at +6, and have yet to miss out on an important comment." (#822545)
Awww heck, what am I saying, I'd get baked before playing.
Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
Apparently Midway's still trying to figure out how to force you to make Taco Bell and Hershey bar runs every few hours...
My English teacher once told me that two positives don't make a negative. Two words for her: Yeah, right.
I wonder if anybody will come up with a crack for this game?
Cop smokes Pot, heads on over to the local convenience store to grab some munchies, sees a robbery in progress, arrests the guy, continually says, "Hey dude, just chill out man. It's no biggie," buys some twinkies and cheetos, and leaves *without the perp*. (Dude! I totally spaced.)
...
Cop drops Acid, sees someone with a devil's head. But was it really a devil's head? How would I recognize a devil's head if I saw it? What is so evil about a devil's head? I mean, I don't even go to church often. It's bullshit. This whole Judeo-Christian thing is just out of control. It brainwashes people. Wait... Am I brainwashed too? No way. To question is to be sane, right? But is sanity mutually exclusive to brainwashing? Brainwashing. Like with soap and water? What would that do? I mean. It might hurt. But would it clean your thoughts...y'know...if you could do it right? How would you do it right? Just be very careful. Very very careful. Very very very careful. Okay, gonna clean those thoughts when I get home from work. Okay, back to the grind. Back to work. Hey! That guy has a devil's head. But how would I recognize a devil's head?
And where's the alcohol? Cop drinks a bunch of shots, and suddenly "everyone" wants to start something. You want some? You want some of this!?! Get over here ya fucking punk! I don't give a shit what you said. You calling me a liar you little...? What's up! Get in the fucking car!
(1 hour later)
What Chief? No! They guy was getting in my face. Hell no I didn't do that to his face. Witnesses my ass. I would remember doing that. No! All I'm saying is...
-----
In other news, "the shakes"? From Pot and LSD? LSD and Pot are physically addictive? Since when? I don't know about anyone else, but after 10-12 hours of an LSD, I am more than done for the duration.
- I don't need to go outside, my CRT tan'll do me just fine.