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British School Offers Elvish Lessons
Adair writes "A school in Birmingham, England is offering its students weekly after-hours lessons in Sindarin, a conversational form of Elvish invented by J.R.R. Tolkien and based on Welsh sounds." It won't be long now until the Klingon to Elvish translation books are produced.
More likely a bunch of unwashed geeks in funny clothes...
Entire class beaten to near death on first day as jocks create a fake class that teaches "elvish" in a secluded barn. Pictures at 11.
Zainab Thorp, a special needs co-ordinator at Turves Green Boys' Technology College in Birmingham, is offering after-hours classes, where pupils struggle through vocabulary and verb tables.
Zainab Thorp? It that her elvish name?
So in other words, they're offerring bullies a central location for all their dork-pummelling needs?
Nah. All the other countries should learn to speak english. We can always just speak louder and slower at them when they don't uderstand.
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"And sir, how about a nice purple velvet jacket, with flares lapels to match?"
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"Kipper tie, sir?"
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The American education system?
Like Janet Jackson is just Michael dressed up as a girl?
Isn't Michael normally dressed up as a girl anyway?
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Well have you ever seen them in the same room together?
The only thing you can accurately describe as "Scotch" is a sticky tape made by 3M. And it's
The nice thing about Polish is that not only can you read eye charts you can also pronounce them